The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Kirk: I'd like a chocolate bar, please.
Maddie: [See's kirk and gets exited] You can have anything you want!
Kirk: [blank look on his face] I'd like a chocolate bar, please.
Maddie: [See's kirk and gets exited] You can have anything you want!
Kirk: [blank look on his face] I'd like a chocolate bar, please.
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Zack: It's my motto: "Aim low and avoid disappointment."
Cody: I thought your motto was "Sleep and eat."
Zack: It's my other motto, and it's not as easy as it seems. Sometimes you eat too much and you can't sleep. Sometimes you sleep too much and miss the meals.
Cody: Boy, your life is such a delicate balance.
Zack: You have no idea!
Cody: I thought your motto was "Sleep and eat."
Zack: It's my other motto, and it's not as easy as it seems. Sometimes you eat too much and you can't sleep. Sometimes you sleep too much and miss the meals.
Cody: Boy, your life is such a delicate balance.
Zack: You have no idea!
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Carey: What have I told you, Zack? "Neither a borrower nor a lender be."
Zack: Well, I'm halfway there. I never lend.
Zack: Well, I'm halfway there. I never lend.
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Carey: You're gonna write those girls an apology and an essay on why peeping is wrong. Five hundred words each.
Zack: Five hundred words? Couldn't you just ground us?
Carey: One thousand.
Zack: One thousand!
Carey: Two thousand. You wanna go for three?
Cody: Quit while we're behind. You don't even know three thousand words.
Zack: Five hundred words? Couldn't you just ground us?
Carey: One thousand.
Zack: One thousand!
Carey: Two thousand. You wanna go for three?
Cody: Quit while we're behind. You don't even know three thousand words.
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Cody: Promise me that nobody will get hurt.
Maddie: I can't make that promise!
Cody: Oddly, I'm OK with that.
Maddie: I can't make that promise!
Cody: Oddly, I'm OK with that.
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Zack: Hey, Maddie, I'm running for class president!
Maddie: Great! What's your platform?
Zack: "Vote for Zack."
Maddie: No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?
Zack: I care about the people who vote for Zack!
Maddie: Great! What's your platform?
Zack: "Vote for Zack."
Maddie: No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?
Zack: I care about the people who vote for Zack!
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Carey: Having a younger sibling can be tough. I remember torturing my younger sister.
Moseby: I didn't know you had a sister.
Carey: Yeah. She doesn't talk to me any more.
Moseby: I didn't know you had a sister.
Carey: Yeah. She doesn't talk to me any more.
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Cody: It's about doing your homework, eating your broccoli when Mom isn't looking!
Zack: You offered it to me!
Cody: Yeah, because that's what brothers do for each other! But it's never reciprocal!
Zack: Huh?
Cody: Reciprocal means it would be nice if you did something for me for a change!
Zack: I did! You offered me money and I took it!
Zack: You offered it to me!
Cody: Yeah, because that's what brothers do for each other! But it's never reciprocal!
Zack: Huh?
Cody: Reciprocal means it would be nice if you did something for me for a change!
Zack: I did! You offered me money and I took it!
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Cody: Take an easy class? Like wood shop?
Zack: What makes you think wood shop is easy?
Cody: Duh, you're taking it.
Zack: What makes you think wood shop is easy?
Cody: Duh, you're taking it.
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Maddie: Great news!
Esteban: The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?
Esteban: The revolution has begun in my country and they want to put my grandmama back on the throne?
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Carey: London, when you said you wanted me to sing to the guests, I thought it would be in the main room, not the bathroom.
London: I want my guests to be entertained at all times.
Carey: Well, now my career is literally in the toilet.
London: I want my guests to be entertained at all times.
Carey: Well, now my career is literally in the toilet.
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Zack: I wanna make fun of Cody before his date, and it's always nice to have backup.
Bob: Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.
Zack: When?
Bob: When I say postponed, I mean dumped!
Zack: She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Welcome to the club!
Cody: What club?
Zack: The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.
Bob: That's your idea of gentle?
Zack: Hey, I didn't hit him.
Bob: Actually, I'm here because there is no date... Irma postponed it.
Zack: When?
Bob: When I say postponed, I mean dumped!
Zack: She dumped him? That'll crush him! We'll have to break it to him gently. [Cody walks in.] Welcome to the club!
Cody: What club?
Zack: The-Guys-Who-Aren't-Dating-Irma Club.
Bob: That's your idea of gentle?
Zack: Hey, I didn't hit him.
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Carey: You locked him in the hallway with no clothes.
Zack: But two weeks of no TV is cruel and unusual punishment.
Carey: Don't push it. And if you do it again, I'll ground you so long they'll write country music songs about it.
Zack: But two weeks of no TV is cruel and unusual punishment.
Carey: Don't push it. And if you do it again, I'll ground you so long they'll write country music songs about it.
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Carey: What is it with you? I tell you not to do something, and you promise not to do it, and you do it anyways!
Zack: Life, it's all a learning experience.
Zack: Life, it's all a learning experience.
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Zack: Me and Cody were going to see Killer Koala.
Theo: Saw it. He was framed by the platypus.
Theo: Saw it. He was framed by the platypus.
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Zack: I've learned two things today. It's that, one, you can't buy friendship; and two, city bus drivers take pity on you when you're half naked.
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Maddie: I bet you also think that a woman's place is in the kitchen!
Esteban: Only after she gets back from the grocery store!
Maddie: Oh, that attitude is so typically male! I'll have you know, women are capable of doing anything!
Esteban: How about talking quietly?
Esteban: Only after she gets back from the grocery store!
Maddie: Oh, that attitude is so typically male! I'll have you know, women are capable of doing anything!
Esteban: How about talking quietly?
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Cody: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Zack: Chihuahuas have freakishly huge ears. I mean, compared to their bodies, they're huge.
Cody: NO!
Zack: Chihuahuas have freakishly huge ears. I mean, compared to their bodies, they're huge.
Cody: NO!
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Irv: [walks over to Carey] The name's Weldon. Irv Weldon. And I like to be shaken, not stirred.
Arwin: Oh, that Weldon is as smooth as porcelain.
Arwin: Oh, that Weldon is as smooth as porcelain.
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Moseby: Well, most things worth getting require hard work. Which is an experience, shall I say, you have been deprived of.
London: How so?
Moseby: Whenever you want something, you just call daddy and he gets it for you.
London: It's not as easy as it looks. Daddy has a lot of different numbers.
London: How so?
Moseby: Whenever you want something, you just call daddy and he gets it for you.
London: It's not as easy as it looks. Daddy has a lot of different numbers.
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Maddie: [about George Washington] He's the guy on the $1 bill.
London: They make a $1 bill?
London: They make a $1 bill?
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Maddie: Give me liberty-
Cody: Or give me death!
Zack: Is there a third choice?
Cody: Or give me death!
Zack: Is there a third choice?
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Moseby: What happened?
Zack: Why do you always look at me?
Moseby: Force of habit. What was it, the rascally elves?
Zack: Why do you always look at me?
Moseby: Force of habit. What was it, the rascally elves?
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Cody: Where would she have learned to con people like that?
Zack: I'm thinking she was home schooled.
Zack: I'm thinking she was home schooled.
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Cody: How do you know Darlene is talking about you? Oh, yeah, she said "obnoxious."
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Cody: I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!
Zack: We have a school paper?
Cody: Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the Library.
Zack: We have a Library?
Cody: Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
Zack: We have a Math Lab?
Zack: We have a school paper?
Cody: Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the Library.
Zack: We have a Library?
Cody: Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
Zack: We have a Math Lab?
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Maddie: I just heard the good news.
London: Yes, I just bought my 1000th pair of shoes.
Maddie: No! Your father's getting remarried!
London: You call that news?
London: Yes, I just bought my 1000th pair of shoes.
Maddie: No! Your father's getting remarried!
London: You call that news?
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Moseby: Oh dear, did I just hear you say there's another new Mrs. Tipton?
London: Uh-huh.
Moseby: I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.
London: Uh-huh.
Moseby: I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.
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