The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes

Mr. Forgess: Hey, Bob, I'm happy to see you here. I didn't know you had an interest in Shakespeare.
Bob: I don't. My mom said it was this or oboe lessons.

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Cody: I'm Bottom?
Zack: That part must stink!
Cody: But that's the character who gets turned into a donkey.
Bob: A donkey named Bottom? Definitely stinks!
Cody: Oh, yeah? What part did you get?
Bob: Well, whatever it is, it's got to be better than Bottom.
Agnes: You're Puck, the fairy.
Bob: A fairy? I hate my Mom!

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Vanessa (after hearing that Cody and Gwen broke up): If you need a shoulder to cry on...I'm available.
Zack: NO! I mean...he can't. He has a...meeting with the Geek Club!
Cody: It's the Glee Club.
Zack: Have you seen the people that walk in there?!

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Carey [to Zack]: Come on, Pumpkin!
Zack: Mom, icksnay on the umpkinpay.
Carey: Orrysay.

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Gwen: (to Zack, dressed up as Lysander) What are you doing, my Lysander? It's me you love, remember?

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Mr. Forgess: (clapping; to Zack) Oh, wow! Great audition! Isn't that a beautiful speech? "Behold." No one says that anymore. Why not? It's a perfectly good word. Behold, my tie is blue! Behold, I got it on sale!
Cody: Behold, Mr. Forgess has toilet paper stuck to his shoe!
Mr. Forgess: Oh, hey, that's very good. (looks at his shoe) Oh! Uh, I'll be right back.

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Gwen: Hey, Cody. I was thinking, and it might be a good idea if we see other people.
Cody: Other people? We've barely seen each other.
Gwen: Oh, come on, we've had some pretty good times.
Cody: You mean yesterday?
Gwen: Exactly, glad you understand.

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London: I'm back! Who missed me? (nobody in the lobby pays attention to her)I brought presents!(everyone starts welcoming her back)

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Mr. Moseby [to London]: How was your stay at the Tokyo Tipton?
London: Fantastic!
Mr. Moseby: Not as fantastic as the Boston Tipton, right?
London: Actually, Daddy says the Tokyo Tipton is the best Tipton ever.
Mr. Moseby: Oh, yeah? What's so great about it?
London: The lobby there was decorated according to the Asian principles of Feng Shui. I mean, you can really feel the difference in the energy flow. It went right through you.
Maddie: Are you sure you didn't just eat some bad sushi? (laughs)
(London glares at her)

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London: See, this is a Ba Gua.
Esteban: (carrying several luggage bags on his back) It is also the only thing she carried.
London: It's a chart that shows how to rearrange your space to enhance different areas of your life, like good health, good fortune. Uh-oh!
Mr. Moseby: Uh-oh what?
London: Uh-oh, your lobby is way out of alignment!
Esteban: (still carrying all the bags) So is my spine!

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London: Don't you love what I've done to the place?
Mr. Moseby: (behind a wall) Don't you think people are gonna have trouble finding the check-in desk?
London: If they do, you can just ring the chimes like this. (rings chimes) Check in over here!
Mr. Moseby: (wearing a large robe) I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and I'm feeling an uncomfortable breeze!
Maddie: London, I have a little situation at the candy counter.
London: What's the situation?
Maddie: It's outside and I'm freezing to death!
London: Well, that's because you've got your summer kimono on, silly.
Maddie: Why can't I wear my old uniform?
London: Because it's in disharmony with the lobby.
Maddie: I'm not even in the lobby!

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Mr. Forgess: Well, I think you guys really got to understand the theme of the play.
Zack: Girls stink.
Cody: Never work with your brother.
Bob: I should've gone with the oboe.
Mr. Forgess: Close enough.

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Cody: It's International Week at school, and I've learned to say things in ten different languages!
Zack: And I've learned to snore in ten different languages.

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Carey: You have to figure out what you're going to do.
Zack: Don't worry. I've got International Day covered.
Carey: Bringing in a slice of Swiss cheese doesn't count.
Zack: What if I put it on a German kaiser roll?

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Cody: I don't think Harvey's right for Mom. And you're just happy because he's rich.
Zack: Ta-ta, no! I-I-I think he's a kind, caring man who — who happens to have a mansion with five bathrooms. We could all go at once, and still have one toilet left over!

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Cody: Our fridge is the size of R2D2!

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Cody: Esteban, now you have enough money to pay for your little sister's quinceañera.
Esteban: Oh, yes. And I would like to thank everyone from the heart of my bottom!
Zack: Bottom of my heart.
Esteban: That, too!

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Mr. Moseby: Esteban, good news. I have booked the Boston Ballroom Dance Competition for here at the Tipton. Now, if your school takes first place, you'll get $1,000.
Esteban: Oh, gracias, Mr. Moseby. You booked this to help me pay for my sister's quinceñiera.
Mr. Moseby: No, I just wanted a trophy.

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Jessica and Janice: Aw
Zack and Cody: Yeah!

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Esteban [to the twins]: So, little blonde peoples, to help me help my little sister, (begging) will you please take my ballroom dance class?
Zack: We're into more manly sports.
Cody: Yeah, we're more slam dunks then, grande jeté!
Zack: And some of us are even to manly to say, let alone do, a grande jeté.
Jessica: Actually, I adore ballroom dancing.
Janice: Me too. It's so romantic.
Jessica: Really romantic.
Zack and Cody: (cheerfully turn to Esteban) SIGN US UP!!

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Jessica: Zack, your theory of the origin of the universe is fascinating.
Janice: Really fascinating.
Cody: Ok, I can't take this, the theory of the universe is the string theory, not the string cheese theory.

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Zack: Jessica, you're leading again.
Jessica: I'm leading because you're hesitating.
Zack: Well, I'm hesitating because you keep critising me.
Jessica: I'm criticzing you because you're not doing it right.
Zack: I'm not doing it right because you're yelling.
Jessica: You're the one who's yelling. (turns away from each other)

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Mark: I have to say, I prefer being a nerd. It's a lot more satisfying hitting the books instead of hitting someone right in the kisser!
Cody: Mark, how many fights have you actually been in?
Mark: Well, at least...none.

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Jessica: Ow! You stepped on me again!
Zack: I stepped on you because your foot is not supposed to be there.
Jessica: That's where you lead me!
Zack: Ha! It'd be easier to lead a donkey!
Janice: Who told you to be so rude to my sister?!
Zack: Oh, like it's my fault she pushes me around like a bulldozer.
Jessica: (gasps) I will not be spoken to that way!
Janice: No, we won't!
(Janice & Jessica start to leave)
Cody: Wait, that was a compliment.
Janice: How?
Cody: I have no idea.

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(When Carey, London, & Lance show up for Esteban's ballroom dance lessons)
Esteban: What are you all doing here?
Carey: Cody said you were teaching dance and we couldn't wait to learn from the great Esteban.
Esteban: So he told you I was desperate for money and you took pity on me.
Carey: Pretty much.
Esteban: And I'm okay with that.
Carey: Okay!
London: Ooh, sign me up, too! I have a whole closet full of ballroom dancing clothes I finally get to wear, then throw out.

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Leo: (coughing) Is this the ballroom dance class?
Esteban: Oh, yes, it is. Are you here to enroll?
Leo: Yes. My doctor told me I needed some exercise, but my nurse Shannon won't let me chase her around the living room anymore. (starts crying) I'll be all right.

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Mrs. Mayweather: (to Esteban) Why can't I be your partner?!
Leo: 'Cause you're with me now, baby. And we're gonna dance 'till I'm blue in the face.
Mrs. Mayweather: Well, that won't take long. You were out of breath when you walked in the room.

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Esteban: Okay, everyone. Let's go over what dance each couple will be doing. London, Lance, what do you feel comfortable doing?
London: Shopping.
Lance: Swimming.
Esteban: I meant with dance.
Lance: The swim.
London: The shop.
Esteban: The Samba it is.

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Esteban: Lori? Where'd she go?
Shannon: Well, she said you were all pathetic losers and left.
(Everyone starts protesting)
Leo: What did she say?!
Mrs. Mayweather: You were a pathetic loser.
Leo: Oh.

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Cody: What's wrong with Janice?
Zack: She's got noodle arms. It's like dancing with spaghetti. I'll never win the junior division with her.
Cody: Then why should I take her?
Zack: 'Cause you'll never win with anyone.
Cody: That is... probably true.

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