Smallville Quotes

Arthur Curry: I don't run with an entourage.

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Clark Kent: First, you can both stop treating me like the jealous boyfriend... since none of us have actually dated. You wanna' be friends, then let's be friends.
Lana: Is that what you really want?
Clark Kent: Yeah. It is.

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Lex Luthor: It wasn't an accident we were in Smallville the day the meteor shower, was it? The factory was just a cover. You were really there to meet this Traveler that Veritas wanted to protect. I remember everything, Dad.
Lionel Luthor: Those are the memories of a small boy trying to cope with the trauma of a meteor shower.
Lex Luthor: A trauma brought on by his own father. My life changed forever that day. You sacrificed me for the Traveler. Why? Who is it, Dad? Who is it? Who is it?
Lionel Luthor: What if I told you now that you were the Traveler? You're right. Your life truly changed that day. I told you in the helicopter that you were destined for a great future. That's why I've been so hard on you, trained you so relentlessly. Think, Lex. Think. You have survived so many mortal injuries so many times. How else can you explain it?
Lex Luthor: Because I was trained never to accept defeat. When I get my hands on that box in Zurich, I have a feeling all my questions will be answered.
Lionel Luthor: Lex? I know how strong it is, the attraction of the dark power. But it will destroy you. I can't let you go down that terrible path. You must not open that box.
Lex Luthor: I can't open it because I need a second key. Give it to me. [brings out his gun and shoots out the window behind Lionel]
Lex Luthor: I've swept every possible place you could've hidden it and I finally realized, there's only one person you would trust it with. Yourself. [rips the chain around Lionel's neck with the key]
Lionel Luthor: Lex? Lex, if you open that box, if you get hold of that secret, there will be no redemption for you, no redemption. Ever.
Lex Luthor: I was raised in your shadow. Now, you're gonna

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Lois Lane: You're not really him.
Zod: I should've known better than to deceive The Blur's most devoted follower.
Lois Lane: Just who the hell *are* you?
Zod: Unlike The Blur, I'm someone who doesn't care whether you live or die.

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Lois Lane: Getting swept off my feet by a notorious hit man is just my way of living la vida loca.

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Police Woman: [notices on Oliver's belt] Is this a camera?
Oliver Queen: A what? It's some kind of spyware. Well, it's not mine. I've never seen this.
Police Woman: Right. And it just accidentally got caught on your belt buckle? So you could, what? Plaster my butt all over YouTube like Pamela Anderson?
Oliver Queen: Okay, first of all, no one's on YouTube looking at Pamela Anderson's butt.

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[after finding Clark]
Jonathan: Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha.
Martha: Then where did he come from?
Jonathan: I don't know. But he must have parents.
[they both find the space ship]
Martha: Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.
Jonathan: Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?
Martha: We didn't find him... he found us.

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Lana: Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.
Clark: Doesn't everyone?
Lana: So what are you: Man or Superman?
Clark: I haven't figured it out yet.

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Jonathan: Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here.
Clark: Where are they from?
[Jonathan looks up at the sky]
Clark: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? [sarcastically] I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?
Jonathan: Actually, it's in the storm cellar.

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Chloe: Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark.
Pete: Your vehement denial has been duly noted!

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Clark: I didn't dive in after Lex's car! It hit me at 60 miles an hour! Does that sound normal to you? I'd give anything to be normal.

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[after saving a boy from an explosion]
Clark: You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time.
Jonathan: You also made her really proud, Clark.
Clark: Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.
Jonathan: Floating?
Clark: As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me?
Jonathan: I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.

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Lex Luthor: [to Clark] Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it.

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Chloe: I hate it when you do that.
Clark: Do what?
Chloe: Just shut me out. It's like one minute, you're here; the next, you're gone. Clark, you're not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?
Clark: Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.
Chloe: It's amazing how far that Kent charm will get you.

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Lana: Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.

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[talking about Lana's boyfriend]
Lex: The kid that Kent saved today?
Lana: I just came back from seeing him. He's lucky Clark was there.
Lex: I know the feeling... kinda makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs; the other helps save lives.
Lana: For someone who just moved into town, you've got a lot of opinions.

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Chloe: Clark Kent is a football player and Lana Lang is a waitress.
Pete: What's the matter with that?
Chloe: Nothing, I just want to click my heels and get back to reality.

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Lex: You both stood your ground and are doing what you want. I caved. You two have inspired me.
Clark: [sarcastically] Oh yeah. Joining the football team and pouring some coffee. We're a couple of real rebels.
Lana: Long live the revolution.

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Lionel: You get one.
Lex: One what?
Lionel: One chance to defy me.
Lex: I can't figure out what you hate more -- the fact that my plan works, or that you didn't come up with it first.
Lionel: Just remember -- empires aren't built on clever bookkeeping.
Lex: Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of.

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Lex Luthor: My father sent me to Smallville because he'd rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices.

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Lionel: You know perfectly well how I feel about you.
Lex: Hence I'm at a crap factory in Smallville.
Lionel: Did you know the Caesars would send their sons to the furthest most corners of the empire so they could get an appreciation of how the world works?
Lex: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dad.

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Lex: I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Clark: I know; a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.

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Clark: I just want to say I'm sorry.
Chloe: For what?
Clark: Letting you get hurt.
Chloe: Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.

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Lex: Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.
Clark: I saved you, didn't I? That turned out all right.

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Clark: Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
Chloe: It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

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Clark: How you feeling?
Chloe: Like a million bucks... thrown in the washing machine set on spin.

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Clark: You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.

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Lex: You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.

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[using x-ray vision to find a body]
Clark: It’s Tina’s mom.
Pete: Damn. How’d you know she was in there?
Clark: Because I can see right through the door, Pete.
Pete: Very funny, Sherlock. How do you think she died?
Clark: Broken neck... I’m guessing.

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Clark: Mom, if you could see anything, what would you do?
Martha: Learn to close my eyes.

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