The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Zack: (about Troy Robbins) This guy just talks and talks and...
Cody: It's a lecture.
Cody: It's a lecture.
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London [to Maddie]: Well, that was your mistake!
Maddie: Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
London: Fine! Stay in! I'll...beat all of you!
Maddie: Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
London: Fine! Stay in! I'll...beat all of you!
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Cody [to Zack]: Okay, what are you gonna do for your school community service?
Zack: I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.
Cody: Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.
Zack: I hate kids.
Cody: You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.
Zack: You're one of the kids I hate.
Zack: I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.
Cody: Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.
Zack: I hate kids.
Cody: You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.
Zack: You're one of the kids I hate.
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Cody: Mom, please tell me everything went okay with your demo CD.
Carey: Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!
Carey: Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!
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Cody: At least I know I'll get a better community service grade than Zack.
Zack: I wouldn't be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping out the homeless.
Cody: You?! An award? You can't even spell award.
Zack: Don't have to. It'll be on the plaque. Who's getting an A in community service now, huh?
Cody: I hate that kid.
Zack: I wouldn't be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping out the homeless.
Cody: You?! An award? You can't even spell award.
Zack: Don't have to. It'll be on the plaque. Who's getting an A in community service now, huh?
Cody: I hate that kid.
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Carey [to the twins]: Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?
Cody: Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
Carey: It's never just "playing ball" with you.
Cody: Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
Carey: It's never just "playing ball" with you.
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Agnes: You're my Little Rebel. Agnes Likes!
Zack: But... [Agnes puts finger on Zack's lips.]
Agnes: Shh. Don't speak. Your eyes speak for you.
Zack: I wished they'd shut up!
Zack: But... [Agnes puts finger on Zack's lips.]
Agnes: Shh. Don't speak. Your eyes speak for you.
Zack: I wished they'd shut up!
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Cody: Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you came on a little strong.
Zack: No, what Zack is trying to say is [opens door] "Leave."
Zack: No, what Zack is trying to say is [opens door] "Leave."
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[Everyone sings.]
Esteban: Welcome to the Tipton!
Maddie: Where everything is sweet!
Patrick: Try joining us for dinner. May we offer you a seat?
Carey: Next time stay at the Tipton! The Tipton puts you on top! When you stay at the Tipton, the good times they never stop! Because you're the star when you travel far. The food is always gourmet!
Everyone: At the Tipton; it's your place to stay!
Zack and Cody: We're livin' large at the Tipton. The Tipton's our place to play! Room service, movies and ice cream!
Maddie: In Paris, New York or Bombay!
Everyone: Hang your hat! By our welcome mat! We want you to have it your way, your way! At the Tipton, at the Tipton, at the Tipton: Your place to stay!
Zack and Cody: And bring the family!
Everyone: The Tipton is the place to stay!
Moseby: Check in!
Esteban: Welcome to the Tipton!
Maddie: Where everything is sweet!
Patrick: Try joining us for dinner. May we offer you a seat?
Carey: Next time stay at the Tipton! The Tipton puts you on top! When you stay at the Tipton, the good times they never stop! Because you're the star when you travel far. The food is always gourmet!
Everyone: At the Tipton; it's your place to stay!
Zack and Cody: We're livin' large at the Tipton. The Tipton's our place to play! Room service, movies and ice cream!
Maddie: In Paris, New York or Bombay!
Everyone: Hang your hat! By our welcome mat! We want you to have it your way, your way! At the Tipton, at the Tipton, at the Tipton: Your place to stay!
Zack and Cody: And bring the family!
Everyone: The Tipton is the place to stay!
Moseby: Check in!
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Zack: We persevered, and hoped, and dreamed for the failure of others!
Cody: And they didn't let us down!
Carey: That's my boys!
Cody: And they didn't let us down!
Carey: That's my boys!
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Zack: Try this hot dog.
Sanjay: In this country you eat dogs?
Zack: No, a hot dog is made of... well, nobody really knows for sure.
Sanjay: In this country you eat dogs?
Zack: No, a hot dog is made of... well, nobody really knows for sure.
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Zack: I have a plan.
Cody: [to Sanjay] Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
Zack: No, this plan is sure-fire.
Cody: Correction. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
Cody: [to Sanjay] Don't listen to him. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
Zack: No, this plan is sure-fire.
Cody: Correction. That's what he always says right before we get grounded.
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Trevor: [talking about a painting] This is either a work of staggering genius or it was painted by a cat.
London: How does he hold the brush?
London: How does he hold the brush?
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[Inside Cody's closet]
Bob: Isn't this awesome?
Jeremy: It's like a little house.
Warren: It's elegant yet casual.
Bob: It's sophisticated yet tasteful.
Zack: I think it's stupid yet stupid.
Bob: Isn't this awesome?
Jeremy: It's like a little house.
Warren: It's elegant yet casual.
Bob: It's sophisticated yet tasteful.
Zack: I think it's stupid yet stupid.
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London: Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.
Trevor: (turns to Maddie)
Maddie: It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.
Trevor: Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.
Maddie: If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.
Trevor: Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
Maddie: Yes, because they're to blame!
Trevor: Oh, cry me a river!
Maddie: If I did you'd pollute it!
Trevor: You bleeding heart liver girl!
Maddie: Establishment puppet!
Trevor: Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
Maddie: I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)
London: (turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.
Maddie: (lets go) I hate you!
Trevor: I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)
London: I wonder what they would do if they liked each other.
Trevor: (turns to Maddie)
Maddie: It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.
Trevor: Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.
Maddie: If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.
Trevor: Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
Maddie: Yes, because they're to blame!
Trevor: Oh, cry me a river!
Maddie: If I did you'd pollute it!
Trevor: You bleeding heart liver girl!
Maddie: Establishment puppet!
Trevor: Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
Maddie: I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)
London: (turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.
Maddie: (lets go) I hate you!
Trevor: I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)
London: I wonder what they would do if they liked each other.
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London[to a purse snatcher]: You can't have this purse! It doesn't match your outfit!
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[Bob comes into the lobby and sees Cody chasing Zack.]
Bob: Where are they going?
Moseby: With any luck, the Bermuda Triangle
Bob: Where are they going?
Moseby: With any luck, the Bermuda Triangle
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London: You never gave up on me when I was learning the alphabet!
Moseby: But that took 14 years!
London: And now I know my ABDs.
Moseby: But that took 14 years!
London: And now I know my ABDs.
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Esteban: [sings] Rock-a-bye, chicken, in the tree top. Watch out for the farmer. Your head he will chop.
Zack: Don't you know any lullabies that don't involve decapitating poultry?
Zack: Don't you know any lullabies that don't involve decapitating poultry?
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Johnny: Do you like colouring?
Cody: I sure do, little one! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the "Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book"!
Johnny: You're weird.
Zack: He's got you pegged.
[Johnny kicks Cody's shin]
Cody: Ow! Little boy, don't you know it's not nice to kick people in the shin?
[Johnny steps on Cody's foot]
Cody: Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!
Johnny: I'm Jewish!
Cody: I sure do, little one! In the first grade, I won a free ice cream sundae for my work on the "Enchanted Pony Island Coloring Book"!
Johnny: You're weird.
Zack: He's got you pegged.
[Johnny kicks Cody's shin]
Cody: Ow! Little boy, don't you know it's not nice to kick people in the shin?
[Johnny steps on Cody's foot]
Cody: Ow! Look, Kid, I know Santa, and someone just made the Naughty List!
Johnny: I'm Jewish!
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Zack: Hey, look Maddie. I'm recycling. Do you know why? 'Cause I love this planet as much as I love you.
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Cody: Zack, stuff the chicken with vegetables!
Zack: What if she doesn't like them?
Cody: She's dead.
Zack: Well, then, that'll make it easier!
Zack: What if she doesn't like them?
Cody: She's dead.
Zack: Well, then, that'll make it easier!
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Cody: London, get out there and toss a salad.
London: At who?
London: At who?
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Moseby: [talking to Mr. Tipton on cell phone] No, sir, that's Mrs. Delacourt.
Mrs. Delacourt: [talks into phone] Of the Boston Delacourts. We own the larger island next to yours. By the way, your yacht looks a tad ratty!
Mrs. Delacourt: [talks into phone] Of the Boston Delacourts. We own the larger island next to yours. By the way, your yacht looks a tad ratty!
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Maddie: [about the replacement brooch] London, that is not the point. This one doesn't have sentimental value.
London: That's right. It has dollar-mental value.
London: That's right. It has dollar-mental value.
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Sister Dominick: You and your friend Maddie have just bought yourselves two hours of detention.
Maddie: But I've never gotten detention in my entire life.
London: Neither have I.
Maddie: That's because you never go to school!
London: And now you know why.
Maddie: But I've never gotten detention in my entire life.
London: Neither have I.
Maddie: That's because you never go to school!
London: And now you know why.
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Bob: Irma told Kim who told Phil who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me [breathes in for air] Irma's not dating you anymore.
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