The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Moseby: My job isn't yelling at people.
London: So you just do it for fun?
Moseby: NO!
London: So you just do it for fun?
Moseby: NO!
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(Mrs. Madigan screams when Zack arrives to orchestra practice)
Zack: That's weird. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.
Mrs. Madigan: That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teachers lounge.
Zack: Actually, my stage name is Nasty Z, the Dark Prince of Awesome.
Zack: That's weird. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.
Mrs. Madigan: That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teachers lounge.
Zack: Actually, my stage name is Nasty Z, the Dark Prince of Awesome.
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Cody (to Barbara): You are my latka!
Barbara: (confused) I'm your potato pancake?
Barbara: (confused) I'm your potato pancake?
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Zack [to Cody]: Dude, you're jealous of a rumor and I am not even sure that I heard it right
Cody: (crying) Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara, (squeaky) I have NOTHING!
Carey: You have a family that loves you.
Cody: (still crying) I mean something that I care about!
Cody: (crying) Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara, (squeaky) I have NOTHING!
Carey: You have a family that loves you.
Cody: (still crying) I mean something that I care about!
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Hector: Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector: No. The other one.
Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?
Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
Hector: No. The other one.
Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?
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Moseby: London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the bank. Save it for a rainy day.
Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point.
London: But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.
Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point, too.
Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point.
London: But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.
Esteban: Ooh. That is a good point, too.
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London: [singing to tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down"] London Tipton's really great, really great, really great! London Tipton's really great. And she deserves the opposite of hate. Which is love! Everyone, sing along!
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Mr. Moesby: I really should quit... I haven't slept in a fortnight. Plus, I just said fortnight!
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Mr. Moseby: This never has a good answer, but what are you doing?
Cody: Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!
Zack: [on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.
Mr. Moseby: Maybe you should work on leaving.
Cody: Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!
Zack: [on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.
Mr. Moseby: Maybe you should work on leaving.
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Zack: Did you know there are more germs on a telephone than a toilet seat?
Cody: I used the phone today! And a toilet!!
Zack: They’re gettin’ you from both ends. Oh! And you don’t even want to know about your pillowcase.
Cody: What! What about my pillow case!
Zack: It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let’s all eat Cody’s hair!
Cody: I gotta go shampoo! [runs out]
Carey: Stop torturing your brother.
Zack: Look who’s talkin’. You almost made liver.
Cody: I used the phone today! And a toilet!!
Zack: They’re gettin’ you from both ends. Oh! And you don’t even want to know about your pillowcase.
Cody: What! What about my pillow case!
Zack: It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let’s all eat Cody’s hair!
Cody: I gotta go shampoo! [runs out]
Carey: Stop torturing your brother.
Zack: Look who’s talkin’. You almost made liver.
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Maddie: London, for the last time: a Thousand Dollar Bar does not cost $1000.
London: Then Nia owes me a lot of change.
London: Then Nia owes me a lot of change.
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Moseby: Whoa, can you spell desperate?
London: How many chances do I get?
London: How many chances do I get?
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[A cheer.]
E = mc squared, When your squad cheers, no one cares. Elements, compound, acid, base. When the geek squad cheers, we are up in your face. Yay! Break it down.
E = mc squared, When your squad cheers, no one cares. Elements, compound, acid, base. When the geek squad cheers, we are up in your face. Yay! Break it down.
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London: You know what's gonna look good on my college application? A cheque for the new library!
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