The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes

Nia: This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.
Zack: Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.
(London and a bunch of girls walk by)
Ellen: London, let me go to your science class for you?
London: Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going
Ellen: But he's a guy.
London: I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)
Nia: I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!
Zack: That could be the garbage in my underpants.

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Zack: Cody? You got sent to the principal's office?
Cody: Not sent, invited! She likes to meet all of her honor students.
Zack: It's the first day at school!
Cody: I did some work over the summer.
Zack: I hate you.
Cody: I know.

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(When Cody and London have been sent to the principal's office)
London: The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.
(Nia comes down the hall with the same group of girls London paid to be her friends)
Ellen: We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.
Nia: Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")
London: (gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.
Cody: (mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.
London: Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)

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Vance: Hey, Nia.
Nia: Don't make me paint you again!
Vance: Look, I don't wanna be a jerk anymore.
Nia: (indifferently) What do you want to be?
Vance: Your boyfriend. (looks shocked at what he said; Nia looks up) The way you stood up to me was awesome. And I think you're really cute.
(Nia giggles sheepishly)

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Cody: London, there isn't enough money in the world to make me do your project for you.
London: Maybe not in your world; but in my world, I have enough money to buy your world.

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Cody: Well, why don't you conduct an experiment that conducts the principles of gene splicing?
London: Ooh, I can do that. I mean, I usually buy my jeans with holes already in them, but I can slice them myself.
Cody: Argh. This is like talking to a potato... We'll make a potato clock.
London: Why would a potato need to tell time? Ooh, I got it: so it knows when it's done!

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Zack [to Carey]: Hey, Mom! I need your help. I got gum in my ear.
Mr. Moseby: And nothing in your head.

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London: Cody, will you help me with my science project? The guy I used to use is all stuck up now that he won the Nobel Prize.
Cody: A Nobel Prize winner tutored you?
London: No, he just did the research and the writing.
Cody: Sorry, London, I can't help you. I have a report due on Moby Dick.
London: I'll pay you.
Cody: The whale can wait!

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Nia [to Cody]: You like listening to all that classical junk, right?
Cody: If by "junk" you mean the music of Beethoven, Mozart and Bach, then yes.
Nia: Look, if you help me, I can get my hands on Uncle Marion's symphony tickets to hear Yo-Yo Mama.
Cody: You mean, Yo-Yo Ma?!
Nia: Whatever.
Cody: I'm your nerd!

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London: Cody?
Cody: London?
London: This is too hard!
Cody: It's two wires, a potato and a clock. How much easier could it be?
London: A lot... if you do it.
Cody: London, I'm not going to do it. I have my own book report that I have to finish.
London: If you finish this project for me, I'll write your book report for you. (London & Cody look at each other and then laugh) Seriously, finish the clock!

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Carey: Oh, stupid, snoring dog kept me up all night.
Zack: Well, when it comes out of that end, it ain't called snoring.

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Carey: [talking on phone when boys come in] Guess what, boys? We're going to see the world's largest ball of twine! But while we're there, no liquids.

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(London and Nia smile while wearing matching outfits with advertising music in the background)
London: (like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?
Nia: (same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!
London: Well, not anymore!
(The girls unveil the Lightning Fry, which is their combined science projects that Cody helped them with)
London: With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!
(London places a lid on the tray of potatoes and activates the Lightning Fry; an explosion is heard, and London removes the lid, revealing a stack of French fries; Nia samples one)
Nia: Mmm! Now that's a good fry!
London: If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!
(London heaves a bag of potatoes, but falls backward because of the weight of the potatoes; Nia doesn't react)
Nia: (quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.
(London stands up)
London: Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!
Nia: Don't you mean hot potatoes?
(London and Nia laugh and slap five)
London: Seriously, call. You won't regret it!
Nia: (quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.
(The girls smile and flash a thumbs up)

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Arwinstein: Daaaaaa----Daaaaaaa
Cody: Aww. He said his first word.
Zack: Actually his first word was "Aaaargh!". But still Awwwwwww.

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Arwinstein: (exhausted) Ahhh!
Carey: I know I know I gained a few pounds but I go jogging everyday.
Arwinstein: Ahhh?
Carey: Would you believe three times a week?
Arwinstein: Ah?
Carey: Okay, I went yesterday.
Arwinstein: Ahhhhh!

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Zack: Hey, Arwin! Break out your chainsaw. I need help carving my Zack-o-lantern.
Cody: At least when you stick a candle in his head, he'll be bright.
Zack: (laughs) Hey, wait a minute!

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Zack: Arwin, there's something in the basement in your secret room!
Arwin: (nervously) I don't know anything about a secret room.
Cody: The one behind the bookcase!
Arwin: I don't know anything about a bookcase.
Zack: Arwin!
Arwin: I don't know any Arwin.

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Arwin: I love group hugs, especially with other people.

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Zack: Sorry, but in my defense: I didn't know it was a bagpipe. I thought it was the new super octopus, the one with eight arms on.
Cody: In my defense: I'm not Zack.

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Nia: You must be Maddie. London's told me a lot about you. (shakes Maddie's hand). Your hair isn't that hideous!

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London: (about Millicent) Moseby, Moseby, Nervous Maddie just passed out again! (about Nia) Cranky Maddie isn't at the counter! (sees Maddie; gasps) Hideous Hair Maddie, you're back! (hugs Maddie)
Maddie: Suddenly I miss the frozen tundra.

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Cody: (sniffs Zack's shirt) Cologne... fresh shirt? Wow, Maddie should come home from Antarctica more often.
Zack: Yeah, well, my woman's back, and I'm ready to resume our relationship.
Cody: You mean the one where you hit on her and she laughs?
Zack: No. The one where she says, "You know, you look a lot like Zack, only older and a lot better looking."
Cody: Clearly the cologne has gone to your head.

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Maddie [to Zack]: There's a giant spider on your head!
Zack: I feel the same- wha, wha, wha, wha? Ah, get it off! Get it off! (throws the spider in the box; running while rubbing his head) Mommy! Spider! (Maddie looks at spider in the box)
Maddie: Shouldn't you tell him the spider's off his head? (Zack runs back)
Zack: Ahhh!
Cody: (to Maddie) Maybe later.

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Mr. Butteax: Okay guys, we're going to do a simple exercise about trust, we are going do the classic fall back and catch technique. Now everyone pick a partner...
Arwin: Ooh! Dibs on Carey, Ha ha I picked Carey, you've gotta be faster than that.
London: I really don't trust any of these people so I'm just going to catch myself, here I go...(thumps, then gasps) I didn't catch myself.

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Arwin: Come on, Millicent, there's no "I" in team.
Millicent: There is in "injury."
Nia: Look I can either lift you up with two fingers or I can knock you down with five.
Millicent: Lift away!
(Everyone then lifts Millicent up with two fingers)
Mr. Butteax: You see what can you acheive when you all work together.
Millicent: This is so exciting. I'm actually having fun!... Wee.

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Maddie Okay. To win that award, we're gonna need someone famous. Someone huge. Someone no one has ever gotten before.
London: I know! Bigfoot!
Maddie: London, Bigfoot is a legend.
London: That's why he'd make such a great guest!
Maddie: No, no. I mean, he's a mythical creature. A figure of the imagination. A biological impossibility.
London: He can just borrow my huge pair of Italian loafers! He'll do it.

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Zack: Mom, you need vacation. And by "you", I mean "we".
Cody: Let's go to the Pawtucket Aquarium! I hear they just opened their 'swim with the jellyfish' attraction. They won't sting you if you cover yourself in whale urine.
Zack: I'd rather get stung!

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Mr. Butteax: Okay, people. The best way to understand a co-worker is by stepping into their shoes.
London: But, I'm a dainty size 3, Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!
Maddie: He means we act like someone else to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you! (imitating London) Mint me, Candy Girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay me! (claps hands)
London: (imitating Maddie) Sorry, London. I can't right now, because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on, and on, and on wearing my really ugly clothes!
Nia: (imitating Maddie) Oh, and let's not forget, since I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop what they're doing and do it the way I want it!
Millicent: (imitating Nia) And, I'm Nia. I can make you do anything I say because I'm tough and can crush you like a grape! (Nia gets mad at Millicent) I was talking about another Nia.
Nia: Uh-huh.
Carey: Ooh! I'll do Patrick! (imitating Patrick) Well, (fixes her hair) I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard. (everyone else gasps)
Arwin: (thinking he is imitating Estaban) Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some conveluded thing to it until it breaks? (laughs)
Carey: Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.
Arwin: Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban.
Mr. Moseby: No, no, no. Esteban is more like this. (imitating Esteban) Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have a day-off? Because, my chicken has chicken pox, and I can't feed him chicken soup, 'cause he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?
Esteban: (imitating

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Mr. Moseby: (imitating Esteban after all the lights go out) This is a disaster!
[The power goes out]
Esteban: Oh, no! This is a disaster!

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Zack: Is this band class?
Cody: It's called an orchestra!
Zack: Looks more like a dork-estra.

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