The Knights of Prosperity Quotes

Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri: Even though I give you guys a hard time... I'm gonna miss youse. You all mean a lot to me, and you're a very special group of people. [beat]
Louis Plunk: [to the tune of Beethoven's 5th] Gay-gay-gay-gay...
Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri: Three minutes is plenty enough time for me to beat you to a pulp.

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Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri: [referring to the degree of Rockefeller's injury] Apollo 13 couldn't penetrate that buttock.

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Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam: We don't even have gay in India.

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Eugene: Lord, may this bag please contain the key to apartment 18-A so that we may more easily rob Mick Jagger.

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[Eugene fails to climb a ladder.]
Eugene: Most of my athleticism is of a horizontal nature.

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Louis: Excuse, miss. Is this black man bothering you?

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