Duck Dodgers Quotes

Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Sorta like the pawns in checkers.

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Hal Jordan: [WEARING Dodger's Costume] We must go to the same cleaners. Can, uh, can i have my ring back?
Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: [chuckling] Lookin' good, hero boy! Heads up!
Hal Jordan: Thank you, little black duck. [transforms to Green Lantern]
Hal Jordan: Oh yeah! That's way better!

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Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Happy Cat say nap-time is over! Wake up! You sleep too much! [Dodgers presses the snooze button]
Happy Cat: HA HA HA! My snooze button is broken!
Duck Dodgers: That's not all that's broken if you don't shut up!
Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Very funny, lazy duck! But you can never defeat me! NEVER!

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Long John Silver the 23rd: I be Long John Silver the 23rd.
Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Long John Silver? What is that, some kind of copyright infringement?
Long John Silver the 23rd: Yar, it be in the public domain; I had me lawyers check it.

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Marvin the Martian: Alas, yet another delusional fan trying to emulate the famous trench scene. How many lives must that accursed film cost?

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[after Planet X explodes]
Duck Dodgers: (to Marvin the Martian) Like I said before, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so off you go!

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Dodgers: Prepare for emergency evasion. Fire the overthrusters!
Cadet: Ch-Check!
Dodgers: Engage the superdrive!
Cadet: Superdrive engaged!
Dodgers: Deploy the-the umm...I think it's the yellow button. It's uhh..usually flashing, it makes the engine go WHOOSH!

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Dodgers: I've only got one pass at this.
Cadet: T-Trust your feelings captain.
Dodgers: Nah, I'm sure I'm going to use this expensive targeting computer.

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Van Chancey: Hello and welcome to another addition to the galaxy's #1 game show "Van Chancey's Not a Chance!" I'm your host Van Chancey!
Dodgers: (ecstatically) Wow! It's Van Chancey! I've never herd of this guy!

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Star Johnson: Will this work?
I.Q. High: Who can say? Science is an inexact uhh.. (short pause) science.

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