The Raccoons Quotes
Pig Two: The Swami says "peace of mind is money in the bank".
Cyril: Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!
Pig One: And he scorns material wealth sir!
Cyril: That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!
Cyril: Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!
Pig One: And he scorns material wealth sir!
Cyril: That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!
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Pig Two: Now remember sir, wild rages...
Pig One: ...and terrible tantrums...
Pig Two: ...waste valuable energy!
Pig One: And energy is power...
Cyril: ...and power is money...
Pig Two: ...and money in the bank...
Pig One: ...is peace of mind!
Pig One: ...and terrible tantrums...
Pig Two: ...waste valuable energy!
Pig One: And energy is power...
Cyril: ...and power is money...
Pig Two: ...and money in the bank...
Pig One: ...is peace of mind!
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Toof: Maybe we should go after him Bix?
Bix Wheelie: Stop worrying. The golden rule - Be cool!
Bix Wheelie: Stop worrying. The golden rule - Be cool!
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Bert: Bix is cool, and he thinks I'm cool too, and that's cool!
Ralph: What's this, the polar bear club?
Ralph: What's this, the polar bear club?
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Cyril: (To Bert) Get back here you motorcycle riding megalomaniacal ringtailed tree-dwelling terrorist!
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Melissa: Cedric was looking for you today.
Bert: He was?
Ralph: (nodding) And it looked like he just lost his best friend.
Bert: Gee you're right, I have been ignoring Cedric. I'm gonna find him right now! Thanks Melissa! See ya Ralph!
Bert: He was?
Ralph: (nodding) And it looked like he just lost his best friend.
Bert: Gee you're right, I have been ignoring Cedric. I'm gonna find him right now! Thanks Melissa! See ya Ralph!
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Bert: You haven't seen Cyril Sneer's limo? It makes the Chrysler Building look like a pickup truck! It's got triple overhead cams and chrome wheel drive, and sidepipes a mile long, and...
Bix Wheelie: Well my old man's GX250 V12 ZXL has superturbo overdrive!
Bert: Well Mr Sneer's limo has double super turbo over overdrive, plus two videogames and hot and cold running water!
Bix Wheelie: Well my old man's GX250 V12 ZXL has superturbo overdrive!
Bert: Well Mr Sneer's limo has double super turbo over overdrive, plus two videogames and hot and cold running water!
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Bert: It's kind of late, and the Sneers' house is right over there!
Wendo: Rule eight - it's never late!
Wendo: Rule eight - it's never late!
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Bert: OH NO! We've got to put it out!
Bix Wheelie: Put it out? Let's get out!
Bert: Where's the fire alarm?
Bix Wheelie: Are you crazy? Come on!
Bert: You're... you're gonna run?!?
Bix Wheelie: Put it out? Let's get out!
Bert: Where's the fire alarm?
Bix Wheelie: Are you crazy? Come on!
Bert: You're... you're gonna run?!?
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Wendo: Hey, thanks guys.
Bert: It's my buddy you should be thanking, I just...
Cedric: It was teamwork Bert!
Bert: Thanks Cedric. Hey, where did you learn that trick about going under the smoke?
Cedric: Well, from being around pop! And his cigars!
Bert: It's my buddy you should be thanking, I just...
Cedric: It was teamwork Bert!
Bert: Thanks Cedric. Hey, where did you learn that trick about going under the smoke?
Cedric: Well, from being around pop! And his cigars!
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Bert: You know Cedric, there's nothing better than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, and a friend.
Cedric: You know Bert, I'm glad you're here!
Bert: Rule ten - start again!
Cedric: You know Bert, I'm glad you're here!
Bert: Rule ten - start again!
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Bert: I gotta hand it to you Melissa. You sure know how to pack a picnic basket.
Melissa: And you sure know how to empty one!
Melissa: And you sure know how to empty one!
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Smedley Smythe: I have a theory that the creature is from the later Jurassic period.
Bert: That late huh?
Bert: That late huh?
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Mrs Pig: I think we have a little misunderstanding.
Cyril: (Staring angrily at the pigs) You've got that right. Three little misunderstandings!
Cyril: (Staring angrily at the pigs) You've got that right. Three little misunderstandings!
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Pig Two: Hey! I've found a fender!
Pig One: Great. Just 3,425 parts to go before the boss will speak to us again!
Pig One: Great. Just 3,425 parts to go before the boss will speak to us again!
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Bert: What's it gonna be? Peanut butter pancakes or peanut butter waffles?
Ralph: I'll have pancakes. Hold the peanut butter.
Bert: Hold the peanut butter? Some people have no taste!
Ralph: I'll have pancakes. Hold the peanut butter.
Bert: Hold the peanut butter? Some people have no taste!
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Melissa: I've decided I know what I want for the time being. I want... one of Bert's peanut butter sandwich specials, and a nice cup of tea!
Ralph: Boy, am I glad you're staying!
Bert: Me too. You're the only one who appreciates my cooking!
Ralph: Boy, am I glad you're staying!
Bert: Me too. You're the only one who appreciates my cooking!
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Computer: Sorry, this information is strictly confidential.
Cyril: And this machine is for the birds!
Cyril: And this machine is for the birds!
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Pig One: Do you have an appointment sir?
Cyril: One more oink out of you and you're a budget cut.
Cyril: One more oink out of you and you're a budget cut.
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Cyril: I ask Cedric to show a little drive and all of a sudden he's more meddlesome than a government accountant!
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Bert: Boy, this metal detector works great! It's gonna make us a fortune! Dubloons, pieces of eight, maybe even pieces of nine!
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Cyril: Come on Knox! You wouldn't throw me out of my own house, would you?
Mr Knox: Heavens, no! I'd wait six hours, then throw you out of my house!
Mr Knox: Heavens, no! I'd wait six hours, then throw you out of my house!
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