The Raccoons Quotes
Cedric: (About the painting) I think it brightens up the room.
Cyril: So does a lightbulb!
Cyril: So does a lightbulb!
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Ralph: ...And in the end, we can truly say that Cyril Sneer was, without a doubt, truly... pink.
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Cyril: When I think of all the lying and cheating I've submitted myself to. All the years I've spent amassing my fortune, all the people close to me I've had to push aside... then I think of the bad stuff!
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Melissa: How's your tribute coming along?
Ralph: When all is said and done, Cyril Sneer was truly, truly...
Melissa: Yes?
Ralph: That's as far as I got!
Ralph: When all is said and done, Cyril Sneer was truly, truly...
Melissa: Yes?
Ralph: That's as far as I got!
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Cyril: Oil! Black gold! Texas tea! Barrels and barrels of beautiful crude! I'll be rich! I mean, richer!
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Lady Baden-Baden: I do hope to see more of you at these functions.
Cyril: (muttering) If there was any more of you at these functions, there wouldn't be room for anybody else!
Cyril: (muttering) If there was any more of you at these functions, there wouldn't be room for anybody else!
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Lady Baden-Baden: Cyril, if you must insist on having pigs in the house, could you at least dress them up a bit? I have all my domestics wearing neckties. (She leaves)
Cyril: (To the Pigs) The only neckties I have in mind for you three walking sausages are made out of rope!
Cyril: (To the Pigs) The only neckties I have in mind for you three walking sausages are made out of rope!
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Cyril: I loved your mother.
Cedric: Really Pop?
Cyril: Yeah. She really knew how to make money!
Cedric: Really Pop?
Cyril: Yeah. She really knew how to make money!
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Melissa: Who do you want to win?
Lady Baden-Baden: Well, Mr Knox is so, so, you know! And Mr Sneer is so, so, you know!
Melissa: We do!
Lady Baden-Baden: Well, Mr Knox is so, so, you know! And Mr Sneer is so, so, you know!
Melissa: We do!
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Melissa: We've come to congratulate you!
Schaeffer: And wish you good luck!
Cyril: Thanks! I'll need it...
Schaeffer: And wish you good luck!
Cyril: Thanks! I'll need it...
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Pig Three: This time machine is foolproof!
Cyril: That must be why you're using it!
Cyril: That must be why you're using it!
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Cyril: You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers!
Pig One: But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!
Cyril: Don't give me cheap excuses!
Pig One: But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!
Cyril: Don't give me cheap excuses!
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Pig Three: We've blown a fuse!
Cyril: I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!
Cyril: I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!
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Mr Knox: Here's your credit card, Mr Sneer.
Cyril: It's worn out!
Lady Baden-Baden: Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home!
Cyril: It's worn out!
Lady Baden-Baden: Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home!
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Pig One: Don't you think you'd better tell the truth, boss?
Cyril: Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!
Cyril: Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!
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Sir Malcolm Havelock: I can categorically state that these are the best peanut butter sandwiches I've ever had!
Bert: Aw, it's just a talent!
Bert: Aw, it's just a talent!
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Lady Baden-Baden: Ooh, what an inspiration you are to all of us Sir Malcolm! I do hope you stay and answer some questions from our audience! Oh, there's one now! Yes?
Man In Audience 1: Ever get trapped in quicksand Sir Malcolm?
Sir Malcolm: Er, not permenantely! Next?
Man In Audience 2: Do you ever get lost Sir Malcolm?
Sir Malcolm: Heh heh, not permenantely! Next.
Man In Audience 1: Ever get trapped in quicksand Sir Malcolm?
Sir Malcolm: Er, not permenantely! Next?
Man In Audience 2: Do you ever get lost Sir Malcolm?
Sir Malcolm: Heh heh, not permenantely! Next.
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Cyril: I'm here to tell you that I, Cyril Sneer, will finance Sir Malcolm's next expedition. It's just my, er, small contribution towards the expedition of this wide and mysterious world of ours. For the benefit of humanity.
Ralph: (To Melissa) Of course, the treasure has nothing to do with it!
Ralph: (To Melissa) Of course, the treasure has nothing to do with it!
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Cedric: Do you plan to wait until the rainy season is over before you start for Lingodo Sir Malcolm?
Sir Malcolm: Oh, of course old boy, yes! Can't travel in the rainy season, oh no! That ends in May...
Cedric: I thought the rain started in May.
Sir Malcolm: Oh yes that's right! How could I have forgotten?
Cedric: I'm asking myself the same question Sir Malcolm...
Sir Malcolm: Oh, of course old boy, yes! Can't travel in the rainy season, oh no! That ends in May...
Cedric: I thought the rain started in May.
Sir Malcolm: Oh yes that's right! How could I have forgotten?
Cedric: I'm asking myself the same question Sir Malcolm...
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Ralph: Bert's certainly gone a bit overboard on the story about Sir Malcolm. It reads like one of his books; good story, but very few facts.
Cedric: What do you mean Ralph?
Ralph: Well, I've tried supporting evidence for some of Sir Malcolm's claims, but there's just no proof.
Cedric: And some of the places he talks about aren't even on the map.
Bert: Of course they're not on the maps! They're lost cities Cedric!
Cedric: What do you mean Ralph?
Ralph: Well, I've tried supporting evidence for some of Sir Malcolm's claims, but there's just no proof.
Cedric: And some of the places he talks about aren't even on the map.
Bert: Of course they're not on the maps! They're lost cities Cedric!
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Cyril: Those pigs had better come up with a better way to get rid of those chips, or I'll turn them into chops!
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Pig One: We'd better get that winning piece back, pronto!
Pig Two: Yeah... before the boss makes snack food... out of us!
Pig Two: Yeah... before the boss makes snack food... out of us!
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Cyril: Alright, give me the bad news. How much did the ad campaign cost? I can take it.
Cedric: Okay Pop. $473,292,33.
Cyril: I CAN'T TAKE IT!
Cedric: Okay Pop. $473,292,33.
Cyril: I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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Cyril: About time! What's for dinner?
Pig One: Tuna and potato chip casserole!
Pig Two: Escalope, cinammon and lima bean potato chips!
Pig Three: And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!
Cyril: Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)
Pig One: Tuna and potato chip casserole!
Pig Two: Escalope, cinammon and lima bean potato chips!
Pig Three: And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!
Cyril: Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)
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Cedric: What's so thrilling about tearing up the countryside and making a lot of noise?
Bert: Thrilling? Thrilling?! Huh! What's so thrilling about sitting in a boat all day and whacking mosquitos?
Bert: Thrilling? Thrilling?! Huh! What's so thrilling about sitting in a boat all day and whacking mosquitos?
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Bix Wheelie: How fast does this thing go? Hey, can I take it for a spin?
Cedric: I'm sorry but pop has a rule that only I drive the boat.
Bix Wheelie: That's cool, our club has rules too!
Cedric: Oh really?
Bix Wheelie: Rule six...
Toof and Wendo: Trust Bix!
Cedric: I'm sorry but pop has a rule that only I drive the boat.
Bix Wheelie: That's cool, our club has rules too!
Cedric: Oh really?
Bix Wheelie: Rule six...
Toof and Wendo: Trust Bix!
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