It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes
Charlie Kelly: Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.
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Charlie Kelly: You did your best, no hard feelings! I'm going to grab some of this literature on my way out too.
Dennis Reynolds: She didn't do that great of a job.
Charlie Kelly: I mean, don't beat her while she's down, man.
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Mac: I have an idea.
Frank Reynolds: [Turns in fear] Where did you come from?
Mac: Frank I've been walking next to you this entire time
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Mac: I never seen so many beautiful people in my life.
Dennis Reynolds: Check it out, even Sweet Dee is getting lucky.
Charlie Kelly: That dude's going to bang your sister, bro.
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Mac: I think you should bang Gail the snail
Frank Reynolds: My neice?
Mac: Yeah
Frank Reynolds: Gail the Snail?
Mac: Dude what's more depraved than that huh? So she's not blood related so it's not that weird.
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Dee Reynolds: [to Frank] Why can't you die and leave us your money?
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Dee Reynolds: Is it a yes or a no, because you're kind of holding up traffic here. It's just - it's rude.
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Dennis Reynolds: Check this out [stretches his legs apart]
Charlie Kelly: Good, that's good. And you're not getting a high ride, huh?
Dennis Reynolds: Well I'm getting the high ride, but the jeans aren't restricting me.
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Dennis Reynolds: How much cheese have you eaten today?
Charlie Kelly: How much cheese is too much cheese?
Dennis Reynolds: Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
Charlie Kelly: I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese.
Mac: You had a block of cheese?
Charlie Kelly: I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese
Mac: [annoyed and confused] Does that calm you down?
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Dennis Reynolds: What are your dislikes?
Charlie Kelly: Peoples knees
Dennis Reynolds: Oh come on!
Mac: Bro you got be kidding ,you know what we'll make it up
Dennis Reynolds: We'll make the whole thing up [Looks at Charlie]
Dennis Reynolds: We're not even going to use you!
Charlie Kelly: Cover you knees up if your going to be walking around everywhere.
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Dennis Reynolds: What is this wolf hair?
Frank Reynolds: Also inconclusive.
Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ how is that inconclusive?
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Dennis Reynolds: Whoa, what's up with the spray paint?
Charlie Kelly: Uhh... what's up with the outfit man?
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