Recess Quotes
Gus: Ashley A and Gretchen are walking to school together!
Vincent Pierre 'Vince' LaSalle: How many times do we have to tell you, Gus, eating paste is bad for you!
Vincent Pierre 'Vince' LaSalle: How many times do we have to tell you, Gus, eating paste is bad for you!
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T.J.: Mikey, what are you doing?
Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.
T.J.: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.
Mikey: Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.
T.J.: I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.
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Upside Down Girl: [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.
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[last lines]
Principal Prickly: But don't forget, come September, you're mine! I haven't forgotten about that saggy butt comment!
TJ: Hey, September is a long way off.
Principal Prickly: But don't forget, come September, you're mine! I haven't forgotten about that saggy butt comment!
TJ: Hey, September is a long way off.
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Gretchen: Menlo sang like an old guy in the shower when no one was home.
Gretchen: [To the Graffiti Kid] Nice work you're a regular Degas.
Graffiti Kid: Wha'd you call me?
Gretchen: [To the Graffiti Kid] Nice work you're a regular Degas.
Graffiti Kid: Wha'd you call me?
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Hustler Kid: What are ya doin tomorrow mornin?
Gus: Uh... Eating a well-balanced breakfast.
Hustler: Cancel the flap-jacks buddy we got bigger fish to fry.
Gus: Uh... Eating a well-balanced breakfast.
Hustler: Cancel the flap-jacks buddy we got bigger fish to fry.
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TJ: Can't you see that I'm trapped in here? I've counted the ceiling tiles 13 times, guys. There's 1,678. You hear me? 1,678!
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Mikey: There are lots of people without names.
Gus: Like who?
Mikey: Like the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, the Unknown Soldier, and the other four guys in the Jackson Five.
Gus: Like who?
Mikey: Like the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, the Unknown Soldier, and the other four guys in the Jackson Five.
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Gus: I've been to 12 schools in the last 6 years, I never met anyone so friendly, it's so - so beautiful!
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Spinelli: What's the matter? You got crayons in your ears? Get to the end of the line Randall before I give you the end of my fist!
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T.J.: We're all Ashley's, too.
Ashley A: But, you aren't even girls!
Gus: Hey, it's the nineties.
Ashley A: But, you aren't even girls!
Gus: Hey, it's the nineties.
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Finster: [reading out grades] A... A... A... Ah, Randall, my trusted sidekick... A plus! A... A... A...
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Gus: [singing] Gus, Gus, O Mighty Gus, king of all the playground, Gus, Gus, O Shiny Gus, we're glad such a great king we found.
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Kindergartener: Vince. We give up to you our two front teeth. Worth 50 cents street value.
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Vince: [watching an old video of himself] Man, did you see that kick??? That was in my prime!
Gretchen: Vince, that was 2 weeks ago.
Gretchen: Vince, that was 2 weeks ago.
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King Bob: (to Randall) You threw a dirt clod during a time out? She was right, you are a worm.
Ashley A: No, no, wait. I say we give her a swirlie. (Spinelli's eyes flush)
Ashley A: No, no, wait. I say we give her a swirlie. (Spinelli's eyes flush)
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Principal Prickly: [telling a joke] So then I say to the superintendent, "That's no kindergartener, that's my wife!"
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