Dark Angel Quotes

Bad Alien: I come in peace.
Jack Caine: But you go in pieces, asshole.

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Donald Lydecker: Sometimes when you grease the palm, it makes the fingers slippery.

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Jace: Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream.
Max Guevara: I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl.
Jace: Either way, name's gonna be Max.

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Logan Cale: You're a thief?
Max Guevara: Girl's gotta make a living.
Logan Cale: Thank God.
Max Guevara: First time I ever heard that one.

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Max Guevara: Go for Max.
Joshua: Little fella. Little fella, everything's gone sideways. It's-It's FUBAR. There be people screaming. And-And Gem is trying to keep her legs crossed so the baby won't pop out.

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Zack: I'll never... Tell... You... Anything. [Zack smiles at Lydecker with blood dripping from his mouth]

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Max[voiceover]: The escape was not my idea. I mean, escape to what? We didn't know anything else. It was Zack who said we had to leave. So, I guess he saved my life. I didn't think we should separate. But he wouldn't listen. And I never even got a chance to thank him.

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Max[voiceover]: They used to say one nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day. It was sort of a joke, until the June morning those terrorist bozos whacked us with an electromagnetic pulse from 80 miles up. You always hear people yapping on how it was all different before the pulse. Land of milk and honey blah, blah, blah, blah with plenty of food and jobs and things actually worked. I was too young to remember, so, whatever... The thing I don't get is why they call it a depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they aren't really all that depressed. Life goes on.

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Logan: You're a thief?
Max: Girl's got to make a living.
Logan: Thank God.
Max: First time I ever heard that one.

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Max: Girls kick ass, says so on the t-shirt.

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Kendra: It sucks.
Max: What sucks?
Kendra: I come home, it's 3: 00 a.m. You're still out. I feel like I got hit by a cement truck and you've been up for an hour bouncing around. That, by definition, sucks.
Max: I made you coffee. That ought to help cope with the injustice of the world a little.

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Max: Let me get my coat.
Logan: The one you're wearing?
Max: ...Right.

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Logan: Look around at all this. Built by people who got up every morning, worked hard trying to make a better life. Then the pulse happened and everyone got scared. They blinked and before they knew it they turned over the store to a bunch of thugs who were happy to take it off their hands. Overnight, the government, the police, everything intended to protect the people had been turned against them.
Max: So you miss the good old days. Even though there were still poor people who died from diseases when they didn't need to, and rich people who still spent obscene amounts of money redecorating the house to match the cat. Those good old days?
Logan: Even if they took it for granted, they still had a choice. Now they don't.

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Reagen 'Normal' Ronald: So you just left it?
Herbal: Nobody there to sign for it, man.
Herbal: What's a brother supposed to do? Ride 'round all day with the damn package?
Normal: So you decided to return it to the sender. Or, in this case, sender's wife.
Herbal: Like the prophet say, only the unrighteous husband send expensive gift-wrapped panties to another woman.
Normal: It's none of your business. None of your business. Or mine.
Herbal: Sure. It concern only Jah. But, in this case, I was the instrument of the Most High.
Normal: Well, around here, I'm the most high. All right?

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Darren: Trying to have a relationship with you, Max, is like standing in a fog bank. You know, you're right in the middle of something except you have absolutely no idea where you are.
Cindy: And when the fog lifted, there was Darren with his head under Justine's skirt.

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Kendra: I feel almost human.
Max: Yeah. Me, too.

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Max[voiceover]: America really thought they had it dialed in, money hanging out the butt. But it was all just a bunch of ones and zeros in a computer someplace. So, when that bomb went ka-blooey and the electromagnetic pulse turned all the ones and zeros into plain old zeros, everyone's like, "No way!" Now, America's just another broke ex-super power looking for a handout and wondering why.

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Eyes Only: Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is a Streaming Freedom Video bulletin. The cable hack will last exactly 60 seconds. It cannot be traced, it cannot be stopped and it is the only free voice left in the city.

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Max: I steal things in order to sell them for money. It's called commerce.

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Max[sarcastically]: I'm really glad we're having this conversation. You're right, I was angry at you. But talking about it... the scales have fallen from my eyes and I realize now that... it was all my fault. Could you ever forgive me?

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Logan: You have good taste. French, 1920s, attributed to Chitarus.
Max: Whoever that is.
Logan: Oh. So... what, you liked it 'cause it was shiny?
Max: No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast, the goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, destroyer, giver of life who lives forever.

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Max: Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay?

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Peter: We trying to ID the perp or your new girlfriend?
Logan: If I just got my ass handed to me by a size three I might be inclined to mind my own business.

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Normal: You tell Theo if he's not in tomorrow, he can start looking for another job.
Max: I don't know how to break this to you, Normal. We're all looking for another job.

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Max: Take a header into the deep end when the pool's empty, you're going to go splat. Law of gravity. And even Jesus Christ himself had to obey the law of gravity... for a while, anyway.

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Vogelsang: A nuclear airburst wipes out every record of every kind of computer east of the Rockies and you want me to find a woman that you met when you were nine whose last name you don't even know. Maybe you could give me something more on her... some detail... anything.
Max: She was nice.
Vogelsang: Okay, that's big.

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Max: You're so stupid, the word special comes to mind!

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Sonrisa: Who are you?
Max: You going to put me on your Christmas card list?

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Max: Are you high? I've got people looking to either put me in a cage for the rest of my life, turn me into a science project, or kill me. Probably all three. Now I've managed to drop off the radar screen and I plan to keep it that way.

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Sonrisa: Sit.
Max: Not right now.
Sonrisa: Not right now. Okay. When?
Max: After you get a new personality and lose about 20 years.
Sonrisa: Quite a mouth on a girl so young. My guess is, talking isn't what it does best.
Max: Only way you're ever going to find out is reincarnation.

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