Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Kimiko: [to Clay and Jessie] Will you two *please* stop butchering the English language!
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Kimiko: Dojo! Are you alright?
Dojo: Yeah, except for this big bump on my head.
Dojo: [Kimiko reaches out] Don't touch it!
Kimiko: [softly] Sorry.
Dojo: Yeah, except for this big bump on my head.
Dojo: [Kimiko reaches out] Don't touch it!
Kimiko: [softly] Sorry.
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Omi: [Reading about the Sapphire Dragon] One of the most dangerous Seng Gong Wu. Use only as a last resort. Can turn your enemies into a sapphire statue.
Raimundo: [Reading over Omi's shoulder] As well as the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground...
Raimundo: [Reading over Omi's shoulder] As well as the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground...
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Dojo: (as the Sapphire Dragon gets in his face) AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! (high-pitched)
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Omi: (looking through a telescope at the statue of Liberty) AH! I am blinded!Kimiko: Omi, the timer just ran out.
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Omi: What is that? Is it magic?
Kimiko: It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to my friend in Tokyo.
Omi: A secret message?
Kimiko: Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.
Omi: Who is he? Is it that guy?
Clay: Not me, fellow.
Raimundo: It's you, chrome dome.
Kimiko: It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to my friend in Tokyo.
Omi: A secret message?
Kimiko: Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.
Omi: Who is he? Is it that guy?
Clay: Not me, fellow.
Raimundo: It's you, chrome dome.
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Omi: [walking on two fingers] The key is balance. If you are beginners, you may want to start with 3 fingers.
Clay: Uh, when will we need this?
Raimundo: [Yawns] Try never.
Clay: Uh, when will we need this?
Raimundo: [Yawns] Try never.
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Omi: I demand respect!
Raimundo: Respect this! [Yanks down Omi's pants]
Kimiko: No way! The Brazilian kid just pantsed the bald kid!
Raimundo: Respect this! [Yanks down Omi's pants]
Kimiko: No way! The Brazilian kid just pantsed the bald kid!
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Omi: (Raimundo turns off his console)(Cries) My little friend has been taken by the dark forces of evil!!! Pochi, can you hear me? Follow the sound of my voice!
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Wuya: You cannot rule the planet yet! You have but one Sheng Gong Wu.
Jack Spicer: How many are there?
Wuya: Hundreds!
Jack Spicer: WHAT?!?!
Jack Spicer: How many are there?
Wuya: Hundreds!
Jack Spicer: WHAT?!?!
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Omi: I foolishly and shamefully lost a quarter second on the sandbags. As you might say, I smell bad.
Raimundo: I stink, not I smell bad.
Omi: I stink?
Raimundo: Yeah, and you smell bad, too. *laughs*
Raimundo: I stink, not I smell bad.
Omi: I stink?
Raimundo: Yeah, and you smell bad, too. *laughs*
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Jack: Look at me! I can juggle! (Uses Third Arm Sash to juggle with salt and pepper pots)
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Clay: (watching Raimundo mime actions) You...Dojo: Raimundo! Good start.(after Rai's mime) That's a hiney, tocus, glutius maximus!Clay: Butt?Dojo: Right.Dojo: (after Rai's mime)Kick!Clay: Kick?Dojo: You!Clay: Me? Raimundo's gonna kick my... Hey!
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Raimundo: [Imitating Clay's voice] It's... some... sort... of... in...vis...ib...le... box. Aye, took him long enough!Kimiko: Move. (Shows a message on PDA).Clay: Trapped by mime magic. Stop Jack, get Shen Gong Wu.Dojo: Magic mime? They've always been obnoxious but now they're dangerous too?!
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Dojo: Warmer, you're getting warmer! Yeah, that Fist of Tebigong is so near! I can practically... (sees Le Mime) BRAKES!!
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Raimundo: (after Omi unlocks Le Mime's box) Well, this is fun! Just us friends having a few laughs together...but where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right... (Head enlarges)HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER!!! DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT!???
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Dojo: (as a boat) Brrrrr! The water is cold. I'm telling ya, I don't know how my cousin Nessie stands living here. Mind you, I think she's just in it for the popularity. (puts on impressed voice) Hey look, it's the Loch Ness Monster!
Scottish voice: Hey look, it's the Loch Ness Monster!
Dojo: See?
Scottish voice: Hey look, it's the Loch Ness Monster!
Dojo: See?
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Raimundo: You guys want to look through Kimiko's stuff?
Omi: Oh, yes. I've never looked through a girl's stuff before. This should be enlightening.
Omi: Oh, yes. I've never looked through a girl's stuff before. This should be enlightening.
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Omi: Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!
Raimundo: That 'cause it's lipstick. (Fiddling with Kimiko's PDA. You hear a beeping noise)Oops! I think I deleted something!
Raimundo: That 'cause it's lipstick. (Fiddling with Kimiko's PDA. You hear a beeping noise)Oops! I think I deleted something!
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Omi: (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females") Oh yes! Females are easily frightened!
Kimiko: (obviously irked) You're lucky you're cute, Omi
Kimiko: (obviously irked) You're lucky you're cute, Omi
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Raimundo: (to Kimiko) You got it, monkey butt! (laughs)
Omi: (Gobsmacked) Girls have TAILS?!?
Omi: (Gobsmacked) Girls have TAILS?!?
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