Chowder Quotes

Chowder: Barking Spiders! Where did those come from?
Shnitzel: Radda radda!
Chowder: What do ya mean, you don't want to know?

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Chowder: Girl, that sack is whack! Let the Chow-Man show you how it's done!

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Gorgonzola: Ow! Watch it, Chowder!
Chowder: Sorry.
Gorgonzola: I didn't come to be crushed to death by you.
Panini: Well why did you come?
Gorgonzola: Chowder's intense body heat helps keep me warm.

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Mung Daal: [cooking] Time to squeeze in some squash... Make space for some spice... Make room for the mushroom... [Chowder hears the thrice cream cart and runs away, coming back later]
Chowder: Here's your mushroom!
Mung Daal: But we already... [looks in the oven to find Truffles in it]
Mung Daal: Not done! [shuts the oven door. Meanwhile, Chowder hears the thrice cream cart and runs away again]
Mung Daal: We gotta get rid of this kid's thrice cream obsession!
Shnitzel: Radda!
Truffles: [in the oven] Oh, honey...
Mung Daal: Run, man! Run! [Shnitzel grabs Mung and the two GTFO]

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Sergeant Hoagie: [interrogating Gazpacho] In your opinion, which would you think is better to bring on a blind date: chocolates or flowers?
Gazpacho: [crys] I don't know! I've never been on a date before! I'm scared of girls! So very scared!

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[Arbor locks Chowder in the closet]
Chowder: Mung? Are you in here? [comes across a skeleton, and screams]
Mung Daal: Calm down, Chowder!
Chowder: Oh, sorry. I saw the skeleton and thought you'd died.
Mung Daal: No, I got bored and made that out of flour and butter.
Chowder: Oh. It's pretty good.

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Mung Daal: Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go number 1.

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Mung Daal: Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?

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Chowder: I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff. Like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!
Chowder: I'm not your boyfriend!

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Mung: Shh! It's bad luck not to say the whole name. Now let me start over: Field Tournament Style Up And Down On The Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free For All... Big Ball.

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Mung: Then it's settled. We're-
Chowder: [excitedly] Getting a cow?
Mung: Why do you want a cow?
Chowder: Because cows make delicious.
Mung: Make delicious what?
Chowder: What? [pauses] A garage sale, huh? Why would you want to sell a perfectly good garage?
Mung looks annoyed, and his nose deflates.
Mung Let's skip to the next scene Schnitzel, before I say something I'll regret.

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Truffles: [After getting burped out of Chowder after getting eaten] I'm gonna kill that kid.

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Mung: Chowder, look what you've done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire. On top of that, you've ruined the souffle.
Souffle: Why, Chowder? Why?

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[Expolsive flatulence.]
Chowder: Heh... sorry. [gasps] I can talk again! My tummy must've digested the peppers. I can cook again!
Chowder: Oh, wait, it feels like I'm gonna... [explosive flatulence]

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Chowder: Hey, what's this impossibly random poster that I see?

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Chef Holland Daze: WHAZZAM!

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Mung: [angrily] You heard me! Never - [points to cow udder] - that phrase again!
Chowder: Wait, how'd a cow get in here?

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Mung: There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.
Truffles: You want I should call the cops?
Mung: Not that kind of protection.
Shnitzel: Radda Radda Radda?
Truffles: No, not that kind of protection.

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Chowder: I just want to be able to express myself! If I still wanna be an Icelandic heavy metal groupie, or drink out of the toilet, or completely cover myself in peanut butter and roll around in my sheets, then I should be able to! I'm not gonna listen to yoooooou anymore!
Mung: That's it! Go to your room!
Chowder: No! I don't want to. Smells like peanut butter in there!
Mung Daal: Chowder, if you don't march your butt to your room this minute there will be no third dinner for you!
Chowder: (Horrified) NO THIRD DINNER? YOU MONSTER!!
Mung Daal: Sheesh! What is wrong with that boy? I'm telling you he gets it from your side of the family.
Truffles: What are you talking about? Chowder isn't even our son!
Mung Daal: (Cries) I know.

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Chowder: For match of luggage. And out for incesticide!

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Mung Daal: To keep it from flying away!
Chowder: My butt saved us.

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Truffles: 'I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!!!!'

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[repeated line]
Chowder: [to Panini] I'm not your boyfriend!

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[repeated lines]
Mung Daal: You don't know what you're missing...
Chowder: ...if you aren't in the kitchen!

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