Invader Zim Quotes
Computer: Irken Invader Zim, for single-handedly ruining Operation Impending Doom 1...
Zim: Ruined? I blew up more than any other invader!
Almighty Tallest Red: You BLEW UP all the other invaders!
Zim: Am I the *only* one who's impressed by that?
Zim: Ruined? I blew up more than any other invader!
Almighty Tallest Red: You BLEW UP all the other invaders!
Zim: Am I the *only* one who's impressed by that?
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Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom [Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom [continues singing]
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom [continues singing]
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?
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Zim: GIR.
Gir: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos!
Gir: Gimme!
Zim: No, GIR.
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
Gir: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos!
Gir: Gimme!
Zim: No, GIR.
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
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Zim: Zim... You're alive?
Zim: So very alive. And filled with goo! *Mission* goo!
Zim: So very alive. And filled with goo! *Mission* goo!
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Zim: Okay, GIR, now, which way is home?
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: Left what at home?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake.
Zim: Great! Just great!
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: Left what at home?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake.
Zim: Great! Just great!
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Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there.
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there.
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Zim: Be alert GIR. On this planet, we are surrounded by danger and MADNESS!
GIR: Ooh, I like madness!
GIR: Ooh, I like madness!
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[Zim walks calmly through the cafeteria and sits down next to a boy]
Zim: I eat food, just like you!
[The boy leaves calmly. Zim looks at another boy sitting near him]
Zim: I HAVE A STOMACH!
[The other boy leaves like the last]
Zim: I eat food, just like you!
[The boy leaves calmly. Zim looks at another boy sitting near him]
Zim: I HAVE A STOMACH!
[The other boy leaves like the last]
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Dib: What's the matter? Scared of beans, SPACE BOY?!
Zim: Nonsense! I love beans. I love them...
Dib: [hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?
Zim: Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing!
[Zim takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation]
Zim: That's good eat-- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy...
[Dib looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing]
Dib: Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he IS an alien! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]
Random Kid: You're crazy!
Zim: Nonsense! I love beans. I love them...
Dib: [hands Zim a spoon] Oh, just one more then? What are you scared of?
Zim: Scared? Ridiculous. Witness my bean-chewing!
[Zim takes a spoonful of beans and reluctantly eats them, as Dib watches on with much anticipation]
Zim: That's good eat-- [retchs and convulses, ultimately falling to the ground] Yummy...
[Dib looks over table and sees Zim on the floor breathing hard, his head engorged with glowing fluid and pulsing]
Dib: Look everyone! His head! That is so not normal! I was right all along, he IS an alien! You never believed me, but now, I have proof! [Points to trail of glowing green goo leading out the door]
Random Kid: You're crazy!
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Dib: You picked the wrong planet to land on, Zim!
Zim: Wait a minute! What planet is this?
Dib: Earth.
Zim: Nope, this is the right planet.
Zim: Wait a minute! What planet is this?
Dib: Earth.
Zim: Nope, this is the right planet.
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Zim: An arm-gun-to-food-launch! Neat!
Dib: You really think so? Thanks! I was up all night working on it.
Zim: Well, it shows.
Dib: [waves hand] Oh, quit it!
Dib: You really think so? Thanks! I was up all night working on it.
Zim: Well, it shows.
Dib: [waves hand] Oh, quit it!
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Zim: By using these pieces of scrap metal, I shall fashion a compass, using this planet's own magnetic field against it. Now! Witness the power of my compass!
[The compass magnetically attaches itself to GIR's chest]
GIR: Awww, it likes me!
[The compass magnetically attaches itself to GIR's chest]
GIR: Awww, it likes me!
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Zim: [to bus driver] You expect me to pay to ride this filthy machine??! Have you the brain worms?!
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Tallest Red: Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!
Almighty Tallest Red: Oh,and anyway, LASERS!
Almighty Tallest Purple: [a laser hits his eye] AAAAH!!!
Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!
Almighty Tallest Red: Oh,and anyway, LASERS!
Almighty Tallest Purple: [a laser hits his eye] AAAAH!!!
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Zim: Hurry GIR! What did you learn?
GIR: I saw a squirrel! [awkward pause] He was doin' like this! [starts imitating a squirrel]
GIR: I saw a squirrel! [awkward pause] He was doin' like this! [starts imitating a squirrel]
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Zim: But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!
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Zim: I put the fires out!
Tallest Red: You made them worse.
Zim: Worse... or BETTER? [smiles innocently]
[The Tallest stare at Zim]
Tallest Red: You made them worse.
Zim: Worse... or BETTER? [smiles innocently]
[The Tallest stare at Zim]
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Zim: Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.
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Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be...frying something?
Zim: Oh, I quit that after I heard about this!
Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?!?!
Zim: Oh, I quit that after I heard about this!
Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?!?!
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GIR: GIR, reporting for duty.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
GIR: I don't know. [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]
Zim: Ummm...is it supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid, [sarcastically] it's advanced!
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
GIR: I don't know. [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]
Zim: Ummm...is it supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid, [sarcastically] it's advanced!
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Dib: And what about his horrible green head?!
Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!
Zim: [looking sad] Yes.
Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!
Zim: [looking sad] Yes.
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Ms. Bitters: Don't forget that tonight is Parent Teacher Night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.
Zim: I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!
Ms. Bitters: Yes, you did.
Zim: No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]
Ms Bitters: [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?
Zim: [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.
[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]
Zim: Why would you tape that?
Zim: I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!
Ms. Bitters: Yes, you did.
Zim: No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]
Ms Bitters: [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?
Zim: [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.
[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]
Zim: Why would you tape that?
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Dib: See you and your parents tonight, Zim.
Zim: Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!
Zim: Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!
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Dib: [in Zim's thought bubble] See you AND your parents tonight, Zim! And by the way, it's not called "Parent Teacher Night." It's called Zim Doom...Doom Zim...Zimmy...Doom night. [chortles] Watch out for that puppy.
[Zim trips over the puppy]
[Zim trips over the puppy]
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Mr. Elliot: It's nice to meet you, Professor. I'm Mr. Elliot, huh? Your daughter Gaz's teacher?
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]
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*robotparents are still dancing*
Zim: Mom,Dad i think i broken my spine,my spine *takes deep breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*pants heavily* *spine cracks*
Robot Mom: Aww honey,i think it's time we take you home.
Zim: Mom,Dad i think i broken my spine,my spine *takes deep breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*pants heavily* *spine cracks*
Robot Mom: Aww honey,i think it's time we take you home.
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Robot Dad: [after his arm blows up] That was my squeezing arm. They took my squeezing arm! WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?! AAAAAGGGHHH!!
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