Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes

Ares: Hey, Sis! How goes the siege?
Athena: [smirking] I'm about to start catapulting dead cows into the village.
Ares: Always a classic!

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Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.

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Gabrielle: Xena, my reflexes are those of a warrior. My judgment isn't. I'm afraid that's a bad combination.

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Xena: [Xena sees Ares sitting on the throne; Xena talks to him] Ares... I thought as much, but why the big production number? What's the point?
Ares: [begins singing] You are the most devine delicious warrior. / A man can't help saluting your return. / And if you start my heart it's just the way you slash and burn./ Bewitching woman straining at the armor plates. / You singe me with the ardor you inflame./ And in my carnal heart there's not a solid thread of shame. [cuts Xena's shoulder straps, causing her dress to fall to the ground around her ankles, leaving her completely naked in front of Ares and his soldiers; Xena glares at him in disbelief and defiance]

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Xena: Oh, that's right. You're fated to rule the world. Do you really believe that?
Julius Caesar: Of course. Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents. Only destiny.
Xena: And who shapes this destiny - the gods?
Julius Caesar: Perhaps. Or it's the blood in our veins, our souls, our desires, our will. They're all in it, together, weaving a tapestry we call 'destiny'.
Xena: Well, I can tell you one thing about your destiny: you're fated to have dinner in my cabin tonight.

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Xena: That's right. Beowulf, I'll always be indebted to you for bringing me back here.
Beowulf: Hey, I needed the best. The legends didn't lie, Xena, you are the greatest warrior I've ever known.

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Gabrielle: I don't think I've ever been a part of a true disaster before.
Xena: You're such a cynic.

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Darnell: That's not how a princess fights!
Gabrielle: Amazon princess!

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Ares: Hmm, intersting. There's an analogy here of course. The water representing our torments, the ice the thin layer of control we like to believe over it, but it's a false confidence.

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Ares: That´s the spirit, let it go! Pain is just nature´s way of sayin´: Hey, you´re alive!!

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Cyane: Don't put your soul in her hands, Xena, she'll destroy it.
Xena: You won a spiritual duel. How'd you do that?
Cyane: Your choices are simple, side with us and find life...side with Alti and find death.

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Pompey: So why do they call you the ‘Warrior Princess?'
Xena: Because ‘Caesar' was taken.

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Priestess of Mnemosyne: She is on her journey, Joxer. That Gabrielle is just an empty shell with no realization of her past.
Joxer: How'd you know my name?
Priestess of Mnemosyne: I have your memories ... ow.

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Joxer: I can make her forget. I'm a very forgettable person.

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Ares: Call me a big softie, but I decided I like you after all.

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Gabrielle: It's very strange. In every story you tell me, this thing I'm wearing gets smaller. Is it enchanted?

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Alti: Tell me who she is. Tell me who the blond one is. Tell me who she is.
Xena: She's goodness and innocence, Alti, and she'll live inside me forever. She frightens you because she represents what can defeat you.

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Alti: Son of Darkness, Enemy of the Land, come and curse the child that Xena carries within her. Make sure that he never experiences the love of either of his parents.

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Yakut: This must be what the prophecy wants. She's lost all her powers. Maybe they passed to you. Do you feel any different?
Oteri: A little.
Yakut: (punches Oteri in the face) No, that couldn't have been it. If you had her powers I never would have got that punch in.

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Alti: Your little friend is dying with you, Xena. How does that make you feel?
Xena: Good.
Alti: Good?
Xena: Because if she's dying in my future it means SHE'S ALIVE NOW!.

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Hope/Gabrielle: I can't believe you're here.
Xena: The Gods themselves couldn't keep me away.

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Xena: So, how's she been?
Herodotus: Without you ... just fine.
Xena: I meant after everything she's been through.
Herodotus: You should know, seducing her away from home with your heroics, filling her head with strange ideas. How's she been? Changed forever ... because of you.

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Joxer: (Counting sheep) One, two, three, fo...(falls asleep)

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Gabrielle: (to Lila) I know that thing out there looks like me, but it's not. She wants to kill us all.

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Brutus: This is a personal message from the Queen of the Amazons to Caesar, Ruler of all Rome. A peace treaty. The Queen of the Amazons promises to respect the territories of ...
Caesar: If they're not under my control, Brutus, they're a threat.

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Nigel: Please, try not to cover anything up.
Lucifer: Cover anything up? I'm the Devil, you idiot! I'm really bad. I'm evil incarnate. What do I have to cover up?

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Lucifer: You're a real pain. I can't wait to get you down here.
Nigel: Uh, with respect, sir, that's not going to happen. I'm not a murdering warlord. No, no, no. I'm an award winning investigative journalist. I'm a member of the fifth estate.
Lucifer: Like I said, I can't wait to get my claws into you.

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Gabrielle: Did you really like my play?
Xena: It was alright. Maybe it could have done with a few more fight scenes.
Gabrielle: Everyone's a critic.

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Xena: No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good.

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Xena: Well we better get some rest, today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow... little joke.

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