Invader Zim Quotes
Zim: It's been nice working with you GIR, now self destruct.
GIR: Finally! [cackles, explodes]
GIR: Finally! [cackles, explodes]
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Zim: With my mighty fists of horror and unstoppable cruelty, I am the tool of destruction, vengeance and fury!
Sgt. Hobo: I only asked for your name! Next!
Throbulator: I am Throbulator! I am a creature of pure headache! Yeeow, my head!
Sgt. Hobo: Your name! That's all I want! Gah!
Skoodge: Invader Skoodge, sir!
Zim: Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you!
Skoodge: Yeah, but I'm okay now.
Sgt. Hobo: I only asked for your name! Next!
Throbulator: I am Throbulator! I am a creature of pure headache! Yeeow, my head!
Sgt. Hobo: Your name! That's all I want! Gah!
Skoodge: Invader Skoodge, sir!
Zim: Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you!
Skoodge: Yeah, but I'm okay now.
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Sgt. Hobo: Prepare yourselves, you slime-licking smort crabs, to face a series of trials! The finish line is the dreaded fortress of pain! Any mistakes and you will be beamed away, to a losers' holding pen! The holding pen... of pain!
Throbulator: The holding pen is painful?
Sgt. Hobo: Yes!
Throbulator: Does it have to be?!
Sgt.Hobo: Not really.
Throbulator: The holding pen is painful?
Sgt. Hobo: Yes!
Throbulator: Does it have to be?!
Sgt.Hobo: Not really.
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Sgt. Hobo: I'm really looking forward to twisting you into a twisted, horrible knot, made from you.
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GIR: A little to the left, okay? Step forward, okay? Look out for the monkey.
Zim: Got it, okay. How am I doing? Okay monkey, got it, okay.
GIR: Okay? Look out for the other monkey, okay?
Zim: Okay, got it. Oh no, oh no, oh no ah aha ahaaah ahahaha! [crashing noise]
GIR: Okay?
Zim: Okay. LOOK OUT!
Zim: Got it, okay. How am I doing? Okay monkey, got it, okay.
GIR: Okay? Look out for the other monkey, okay?
Zim: Okay, got it. Oh no, oh no, oh no ah aha ahaaah ahahaha! [crashing noise]
GIR: Okay?
Zim: Okay. LOOK OUT!
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Zim: We cannot fail, GIR. Even as a small Irken smeet my dream was to pass probing day like a Slor Beast passes her young. Jiggly! And full of juice…
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Zim's Computer: But seriously Zim if you just speed up the explosion-
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at ALL!
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at ALL!
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
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Mall Santa: And what do you want little boy or girl?
GIR: I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
GIR: ...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Mall Santa: Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
GIR: I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
GIR: ...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Mall Santa: Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
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Zim: Oh, that's Mini-Moose, my other sidekick. Yep, been with me the whole time.
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Young Prof. Membrane: Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Young Prof. Membrane: Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Young Prof. Membrane: Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Zim's Robot Elves: [singing] Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed, by...his jolly boots of doom!
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GIR: [singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuu~!
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Zim: Minimoose!
Minimoose: [squeaks]
Zim: How much have we collected?
Minimoose: [squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]
Zim: [smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!
Minimoose: [squeaks]
Zim: How much have we collected?
Minimoose: [squeaks and shows donation box with a few coins, a sandwich, and a heart]
Zim: [smells sandwich] Tunnna? Tuna is worth NOTHIIIING!!
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Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My-- M-m-my Tallest! My Ta-a-alli-i-ist! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! My Tallest? My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! My Tallest, my Tallest, my Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Ta-a-a-alleeeest! My Talleeeeeest! My Tallest? Hey! My TALLEEEEEEST! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TALLEEEEEEEEEST!!! MY TA-A-A-A-A-ALLE-E-E-E-E-EST!!! Hey! Hey! My Tallest? Uh, hey! My Tall--? HEY, MY TALLEST! IT'S ME! LOOK AT ME! MY TALLEST? MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST?
Tallest Red: ... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?
Zim: I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
Tallest Purple: How do you know that?
Zim: Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was--
Tallest Purple: Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
Zim: [chuckles] Yes, I sure am.
Tallest Red: ... I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own. But it's been three hours now, Zim! THREE HOURS!!! So... what is it?
Zim: I just noticed that you're travelling closer to the Earth than EVER before!
Tallest Purple: How do you know that?
Zim: Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was--
Tallest Purple: Hey! That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
Zim: [chuckles] Yes, I sure am.
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Zim: The Tallest fail to realize that I'm inviting them for front row seats for the end of all mankind. My latest plan-
Zim's Computer: The latest plan is about to explode.
Zim's Computer: The latest plan is about to explode.
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Zim: GIR!
[A turkey sitting next to Zim explodes, revealing GIR]
GIR: It's ME! I was the turkey all along!
Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-
GIR: I was the turkey! Me!
Zim: Yes...so you were...
[A turkey sitting next to Zim explodes, revealing GIR]
GIR: It's ME! I was the turkey all along!
Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-
GIR: I was the turkey! Me!
Zim: Yes...so you were...
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Zim: Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: O...kaaay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Dib: O...kaaay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Lard Nar: That's The Massive out there. My people designed most of that thing, so I know how powerful it is... We're gonna die!! Whose idea was this?!
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
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Tallest Red: Identify yourself.
Lardy Nar: [disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-
Tallest Purple: Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?
Lardy Nar: Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-
Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name.
Lardy Nar: [regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to your?
Spleenk: I don't know.
Lardy Nar: [disguised deep voice] We are the Resisty! And we have come to-
Tallest Purple: Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?
Lardy Nar: Yes the Resisty! And we have come to-
Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name.
Lardy Nar: [regular voice] See! I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to your?
Spleenk: I don't know.
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Zim: NOW PREPARE YOURSELF DIB, AS I BRING OUR ROYAL AUDIENCE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND!!!!
Dib: [hiding on shelf with rake} but I don't wanna watch that....
Zim: Oh, okay then... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!!!
Dib: [hiding on shelf with rake} but I don't wanna watch that....
Zim: Oh, okay then... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!!!
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[Dib and Zim are on opposite sides of the road]
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: [yelling] You won't get away with it!
Zim: [struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.
Dib: No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib: Around...
Zim: Can it protect you from ... this?[GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]
GIR: SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]
[Zim laughs maniacally as the two begin to walk off]
GIR: I had a sammich in my head!
Dib: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: [yelling] You won't get away with it!
Zim: [struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.
Dib: No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib: Around...
Zim: Can it protect you from ... this?[GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]
GIR: SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]
[Zim laughs maniacally as the two begin to walk off]
GIR: I had a sammich in my head!
Dib: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants!
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Dwicky: A real space ship. Space ship! And you actually fly through the stars seeing all the universe?
Mooshy: Well, flying through the stars would be pretty STUPID, man! But yeah, we fly around. You want to come along?
Dwicky: Wow! Do I?!
Mooshy: Well, flying through the stars would be pretty STUPID, man! But yeah, we fly around. You want to come along?
Dwicky: Wow! Do I?!
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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest, GIR?
GIR: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, GIR. The fish is part of the plan.
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Mortos: [finishing his soda] Ah, Refreshing! Mortos grant wish now! [to Dib] What you want again? Hello?
[Dib, busily wrestling Zim, doesn't hear Mortos. Da' Cone walks by Mortos]
Da' Cone: Wee-hoo! I wish I had me some ice cream!
Mortos: Your wish is granted!
[Mortos summons a demon ice cream man that hands the pedestrian an ice cream cone]
Da' Cone: Well whaddya know? [takes a lick] Ew, raisin.
[He throws the ice cream to the ground]
Dib: Noooo!
Mortos: Mortos so weak... Must go return now…
Dib: Nooo! Mortos, you still owe me!
Mortos: Maybe next time you not be so cheap with Mortos. See you in a thousand years!
[Dib, busily wrestling Zim, doesn't hear Mortos. Da' Cone walks by Mortos]
Da' Cone: Wee-hoo! I wish I had me some ice cream!
Mortos: Your wish is granted!
[Mortos summons a demon ice cream man that hands the pedestrian an ice cream cone]
Da' Cone: Well whaddya know? [takes a lick] Ew, raisin.
[He throws the ice cream to the ground]
Dib: Noooo!
Mortos: Mortos so weak... Must go return now…
Dib: Nooo! Mortos, you still owe me!
Mortos: Maybe next time you not be so cheap with Mortos. See you in a thousand years!
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GIR: PUPPY!! [licks the window]
Zim: No, GIR! You can eat later! [pulls GIR away from the window]
Zim: No, GIR! You can eat later! [pulls GIR away from the window]
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Dib: Zim! I don't know what your plan is, but I'm going to stop you!
Zim: I am infecting the city with genetically mutated vermin, but you'll never know!
Dib: You just told me.
Zim: ... YOU'RE LYING!!!!
Zim: I am infecting the city with genetically mutated vermin, but you'll never know!
Dib: You just told me.
Zim: ... YOU'RE LYING!!!!
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[While Dib watches the scene using a spy camera installed into Zim's house]
GIR: Guess who made waffles!
Zim: I'm not going to eat-
GIR: [screams]
Zim: Enough! I shall try some already! [takes a bite] Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food! Okay, GIR. I will try-
GIR: Hehehehehehe! [runs to get more waffles]
Zim: And as soon as I'm done with these waffles, I will discuss my evil plan!
GIR: Guess who made waffles!
Zim: I'm not going to eat-
GIR: [screams]
Zim: Enough! I shall try some already! [takes a bite] Well, they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, I think this will be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food! Okay, GIR. I will try-
GIR: Hehehehehehe! [runs to get more waffles]
Zim: And as soon as I'm done with these waffles, I will discuss my evil plan!
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[Zim is reading a newspaper while he is being watched by Dib]
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
Zim: Hey look, they're gonna start making artificial beavers.
Dib: He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?
Zim: Well, time to work on my next evil plan...
Dib: Talk about perfect timing!
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