CSI - NY Quotes
Danny Messer: [on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home without finding any bodies.
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Mac Taylor: You guys are on the music promoter.
Danny Messer: Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
Lindsay Monroe: He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
Danny: You don't know him like I do.
Danny Messer: Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
Lindsay Monroe: He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
Danny: You don't know him like I do.
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Danny: [seeing Mac playing bass in a club] Get outta here. You're kidding me? How did you know he played?
Lindsay: I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.
Danny: I'm impressed.
Lindsay: Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.
Lindsay: I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.
Danny: I'm impressed.
Lindsay: Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.
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Lindsay: [after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?
Danny: Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
Lindsay: You know more about this than your average CSI?
Danny: [in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.
Danny: Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
Lindsay: You know more about this than your average CSI?
Danny: [in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.
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Flack: [entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.
Stella: [confused] 'Scuse me?
Flack: Carlo's words. Not mine.
Stella: [understanding] Ah.
Flack: 'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Stella: Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.
Flack: Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
Stella: [confused] 'Scuse me?
Flack: Carlo's words. Not mine.
Stella: [understanding] Ah.
Flack: 'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Stella: Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.
Flack: Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
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Det. Lindsay Monroe: Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.
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Don Flack: You don't call, you don't write- I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives, William.
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Stella Bonasera: When are these killers ever going to learn? You never leave a paper trail.
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Danny: [bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?
Stella: You gotta be kidding.
Flack: Pass!
Hawkes: Uh-uh.
Lindsay: It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]
Mac: [smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.
Danny: [handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.
Mac: Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]
Lindsay: You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?
Danny: Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.
Lindsay: [eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.
Stella: You gotta be kidding.
Flack: Pass!
Hawkes: Uh-uh.
Lindsay: It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]
Mac: [smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.
Danny: [handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.
Mac: Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]
Lindsay: You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?
Danny: Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.
Lindsay: [eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.
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Danny: Exotic cuisine. I'm talking about this thing that's going on at the Grand View Region this week. Black-tie affair and with the super-rich get together and they eat crazy stuff. I saw an ad for it yesterday.
Hawkes: Well that would explain the bow-tie, fancy-dress by the bed.
Danny: What do you think? You hungry?
Hawkes: Let's go.
Hawkes: Well that would explain the bow-tie, fancy-dress by the bed.
Danny: What do you think? You hungry?
Hawkes: Let's go.
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Tony Collins: [holds up a bowl of live centipedes, a delicacy] Want one?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [really grossed out] Uh, no, I ate already.
Tony Collins: [nods sympathetically] They're not for everyone
Danny Messer: I'm from the upper east side.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [really grossed out] Uh, no, I ate already.
Tony Collins: [nods sympathetically] They're not for everyone
Danny Messer: I'm from the upper east side.
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Hawkes: I can't believe you just ate that. (about the millipede)
Danny: Like swallowing a worm in a bottle of tequila.
Danny: Like swallowing a worm in a bottle of tequila.
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Adam Ross: The penal code is his personal to-do list. You name a section and he's violated it.
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Danny Messer: (holding her in his arms for an experiment) Look you promised me drinks for this, but I think I'm going to need some dinner too.
Lindsay Monroe: I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.
Lindsay Monroe: I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.
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Mac Taylor: It sounds to me like you're starting to believe in the superstition.
Lindsay: I believe in the science.
Lindsay: I believe in the science.
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Stella Bonasera: Know this guy?
Handball Player: Nope.
Stella: Try to imagine him alive.
Handball Player: Nope.
Stella: Try to imagine him alive.
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Joe Green: You know what? I don't care that she used me. I loved her. I guess that makes me a chump, right?
Mac: No. [They shake hands]
Mac: No. [They shake hands]
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Lindsay Monroe: As soon as Hammerback's finished with you, I get to take the beetles back to the lab with me.
Danny Messer: Don't eat 'em. (he walks away)
Lindsay: You're a little late on that one.
Danny: (turns to look at Lindsay) Doesn't mean it's not funny.
Danny Messer: Don't eat 'em. (he walks away)
Lindsay: You're a little late on that one.
Danny: (turns to look at Lindsay) Doesn't mean it's not funny.
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Mac Taylor: (looking at Lindsay) Put your affinity for bugs to work
Lindsay: (sheepishly) I don't actually have an affinity for bugs.
Mac: The beetles were the first on the scene, we need to know what they know. (points at Lindsay) And no eating.
Lindsay: (sheepishly) I don't actually have an affinity for bugs.
Mac: The beetles were the first on the scene, we need to know what they know. (points at Lindsay) And no eating.
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[Watching Mac reading to a little child in his office]
Lindsay: Under the heading, "Things I Never Thought I'd See."
Lindsay: Under the heading, "Things I Never Thought I'd See."
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Detective Danny Messer: So this guy walks over to a place he's never been and dies of no apparent cause?
Detective Don Flack: At this point, yeah.
Detective Don Flack: At this point, yeah.
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Lindsay Monroe: Have you ever had an anonymous phone call from a woman?
Danny Messer: Sure, it’s happened.
Lindsay: Does it turn you on?
Danny: Whoa, slow down there, Montana. What did you have in mind?
Danny Messer: Sure, it’s happened.
Lindsay: Does it turn you on?
Danny: Whoa, slow down there, Montana. What did you have in mind?
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