CSI - NY Quotes


Det. Mac Taylor: [about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bites.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Good for her!

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Det. Mac Taylor: I love the smell of a cover-up.

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Det. Mac Taylor: I'm just trying to figure out how big a mistake you made.

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Det. Mac Taylor: Use your head, Stella, not your heart.

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Det. Mac Taylor: You will answer to this crime.

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [holding a severed finger] Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

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Det. Stella Bonasera: [after finding out that a mattress that they know a girl died on has no bloodstains on it] What do you do when you can't get to sleep?
Det. Mac Taylor: Work.
Det. Stella Bonasera: What do *normal* people do when they can't get to sleep?

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Det. Stella Bonasera: Can't sleep?
Det. Mac Taylor: What's sleep?

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Det. Stella Bonasera: That's it? No butler?
Det. Don Flack: No.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Too bad. I thought we could wrap this one up quick.
Det. Don Flack: What?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?
Det. Don Flack: I was a Monopoly guy.

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Det. Don Flack: I could go on, but I've already read "War and Peace".

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Detective Thacker: [going over a victim's rap sheet] ... and one prior for assaulting a cab driver.
Danny Messer: That's still a crime in New York?

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Danny Messer: [looking at evidence from a murder case] I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. You get up, you go to work, see the people that you know, you talk, you laugh. You're living your life, then suddenly, boom. It's just over. Just like that, and you never even saw it coming.

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Danny Messer: How many people out there put so much bling on a bug?

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Danny Messer: The first thing I learned on this job is anybody can do anything to anybody.

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Danny Messer: There's one thing I hate more than running... leaping.

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Danny Messer: You take the bottom; I'll take the top.
Aiden Burn: I like being on top.

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