CSI - NY Quotes

Flack: I heard a rumour you found our intern, Ryan Elliot.
Mac: He's on his way to autopsy now.
Flack: Did you, uh, happen to find anything else?
Mac: You wanna gimme a hint as to what exactly you're looking for, Flack?
Flack: An igloo cooler with a human liver inside it.

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(As Mac's 'fishing' for the bullet in the gutter)
Midtown Fisherman: That's it, take your time, relax. Visualize. Become one with the gum.

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(Mac has arrested Dr. Beaumont and he won't stop talking)
Mac: Dr Beaumont, you have the right to remain silent. Use it.

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Detective Danny Messer: [Danny and Mac need to retrieve a piece of evidence from a sewer grate, and Tony, the Midtown Fisherman, has made a device he uses to "fish" things out of grates on the street] Mr. Fisherman, we're in a hurry. Do me a favor, let us borrow your gadget.
Tony the Midtown Fisherman: [glaring] No. Get your own.

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Detective Mac Taylor: Please.
Tony the Midtown Fisherman: [to Danny] You see that? A little politeness goes a long way

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Detective Mac Taylor: Now you had something Mr. Beaumont. Something that some of us who recently lost a loved one never had. Time. Time to make the most of what was left. That's what's precious.
Angie Watson: You have very beautiful eyes, y'know that?
Detective Don Flack: Thank you, now why don't tell me about the night you got collared.
Angie Watson: You got a girlfriend?
Detective Don Flack: Who did you give your gun to, Angie?
Angie Watson: I've been here before. Some cop or D.A. gets me to tell 'em what they need to know, makes a lot of promises, and how they're gonna get me out, a week later I'm still here in the same kind of trouble I was in before I said anything.

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Danny Messer: Don't tell me you know a little something about football, please.
Lindsay Monroe: Is that so hard to believe?
Danny: No, it's just dangerous. I might ask you to marry me.

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Adam: What would make a man want to put on a superhero suit and risk it all?
Sheldon Hawkes: The naïve belief that one man could make a difference

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Hawkes: Now it's time for us to use our superpowers.

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Stella Bonasera: When you were a little kid, did you ever tie a towel around your neck, pretend to be a superhero. A little Mac-man?
Mac Taylor: Seargent Rock. You couldn't get me out of fatigues when I was a kid.

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Carter England: Oh come on, Flack. I thought we were supposed to be like brothers.
Don Flack: Yeah, well, sometimes, brothers fight

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(After finding a dead body dressed as Superman)
Stella: Hey, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's-
Flack: Matthew Palmer.

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(Lindsay has interrogated Charlene)
Charlene: Any more questions?
Lindsay: No.
(Charlene starts to walk away)
Lindsay: Just a suggestion. Stay in town.

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Hawkes: Hey, guys! The stains on the money in Clark's drawer came back as Phenylene diamine, Naptha, Timemethylbenzene and a variety of coloured dyes.
Mac: Consistent with shoe polish.
Stella: You are good!
Mac: Me and Black-49 dye go way back. In the Marines, your shoes had to shine as brightly as your brass.

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Adam Ross: That glass that Dr. Hawkes pulled from our John Doe... it tested positive for Krypton.
Det. Mac Taylor: Krypton?
Adam Ross: Kryptonite was Superman's only weakness.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Well, that explains everything.

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Don Flack: (to Paul Sabatini) Hey, boxer shorts, cold shower's this way.

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(Mac and Sid are examining Salvador Zabo's body)
Mac Taylor: Tattoo's been removed. Can you lift it?
Sid: I can lift the Titanic if you give me proper tools.

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Stella Bonasera: La Perla underwear. These babies sell for 350 dollars.
Danny Messer: I get my BVDs in a three-pack for 10 bucks. Boom.

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Danny: I don't need a boss. I need a friend.

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Danny: What is it, Montana? You beeped me 911, are you all right?
Lindsay Monroe: The DNA sample we found from the cigarrette in the endzone came back to an internal control sample.
Danny: What do you mean? That means the smoker works here at the lab. How can that be? (pauses as Lindsay hands him the report) Have you told anybody else about this?
Lindsay: No, just you. (Danny walks off. Lindsay looks confused/concerned)

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Mac: (To Danny) We did all we could forensically, but in the end, it was your brother who saved you.

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Stella: You wear spray-on stockings, correct?
Melanie: Yeah. Makes my legs look sexy, see? I don't like fishnets. They give me an itch. (runs her foot up Stella's leg)
Stella: Give it up, Melanie. I like men.

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Danny Messer: [looking at his brother Louie in a hospital bed after being beaten] I understand why you did what you did, and I love you.

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Detective Don Flack: Dispatch just called. Someone did a hospital job on Louie Messer, Danny's brother. Beat him within an inch of his life.

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(Stella is found passed out on her apartment floor)
Mac: Stella. Stella. Stella!
Stella Bonasera: (wakes up)...Where's Frankie?

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Mac: You're not a CSI on this one, Stella. You're a victim.

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Lindsay Monroe: Enough with the dumbass, okay, Blake? Clothes you were wearing last night are being tested for gunshot residue. You were at the scene. You're wasting our time! (storms out of the room)
Danny Messer: Blake, sit tight for a while, all right? Reconsider your answer. (goes out after Lindsay) Montana! What's up? This guys about to fold, ease up. (grabbing Lindsay's arm)
Lindsay: (yanks her arm away) You know what, Danny? Maybe you should just handle this case by yourself, okay?
Danny: Mac's handling Stella's situation. All right? If he needs us, he'll let us know. But until then..
Lindsay: I just wish there was something we could do to help.
Danny: You know what Stella would say, what we could do to help the most is close this Russo case. All right?

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(in the hospital, Stella talks about her ex-boyfriend, Frankie, trying to remember what happened the night she was attacked in her apartment)
Stella: He'd never even been to my apartment. That was one of my rules, 'no guys in the apartment' in case something goes bad. That way I always have a safe place to go back to.

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(backstage at the Kid Rock concert)
Security Guard: No passes, no access.
Lindsay: (holds up police badge) Will this do?
Security Guard: Hey, sorry. (Lets Lindsay and Mac pass)

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Mac: (To Kid Rock) You know how many guilty people sing that same song?

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