CSI - NY Quotes

(Stella pleads with her ex-boyfriend, who has her captive in her apartment)
Stella: You caught me off balance. I do love you, Frankie, that statue you made for me was beautiful. I meant to answer your messages, really I did...
Frankie: (quietly) But you didn't. (Stella's face shows her dismay) You didn't answer my messages. You didn't call. That tape was a testament to our love and you spurned it. You don't love me. You're going to pay for not loving me.

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Danny: Hair from the... kinkapoodle? What is it?

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Stella: Thanks for staying with me, Don.
Flack: Well, it's my job. Not to mention you're my friend.
Stella: Well, you're a very good friend.

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Felicia Badman: (about a dead limousine driver) That jerk. He said he'd give me a pass if I...
Lindsey: If you...
Felicia: If I. And... I did.

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Danny: 10 o'clock to 11 o'clock, last night, your whereabouts, those two concepts in one answer please, Mr. Mathers.

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Det. Mac Taylor: Somebody doesn't like Harry Belafonte.

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Det. Don Flack: You've been through a hell of an event, Stella.

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Det. Mac Taylor: We need to do a full workup, including rape kit.

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Danny Messer: Hey Montana! A view like this? Beats the wheat fields, no?
Lindsay Monroe: Have you ever even seen a wheat field?
Danny: What's to see? It's just wheat.

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Lindsay: Do you think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49ers fan?
Sid Hammerback: He calls you that because he's got a crush on you.

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(Mac and Hawkes enter the Jeffries' apartment.)
Mac Taylor: Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Hawkes: Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
Mac: I'll bite. What were you expecting?
Hawkes: I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
Mac: (cuts him off) All right, all right. I'm sorry I asked.

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Stella: Mac, are you seeing this?
Mac: Yeah, a mermaid. Why not?
Lindsay: No throwing this one back.
Mac: This one's a keeper.

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Dr. Sid Hammerback: [to Hawkes] You ever have a threesome? It's not as glorious as you might imagine. It's complicated in dealing with different personalities and hey, sometimes you're just not in the mood, if you know what I mean. It's hard enough explaining that to one woman, let alone two.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [interrupting] Sid.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: [continuing] And then there's...
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Sid.

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Anything else?
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Oh. Just some trace on Don Juan's right fingers. I'll send a sample to the lab.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Okay.

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Dr. Sid Hammerback: There were these two vivacious young ladies - course I was much younger than I am now...
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Sid, I gotta go. I gotta go

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: I hate that part. It's like being back at the morgue again.

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[Giving a toast to Aiden Burn who was killed while working as a private investigator]
Messer: To Aiden.

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Lindsay: Danny talks about her a lot. Aiden. They were close. I wish I could have met her.
Stella: (smiling) You would have liked her.

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Danny: (very upset,charging in) Mac, is this him, the scumbag that killed Aiden?!
Mac: Danny, get out of here.
Danny: Just let me talk to him. Aww. I will get him to crack, I promise you that.
Mac: How?! By tuning him up? Stella's got the case, she knows what to do!
Danny: This is Aiden! She's one of our own, Mac!
Mac: That's why we can't make any mistakes. We do this one by the book, understand?
Danny: (getting calm) All right, I just wanted to help.
Mac: I know. Me too.

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Flack: Unfortunately, low-lifes know it's Fleet Week also. Servicemen are easy targets because they're easy to spot.
Mac: A uniform isn't a bullseye, it's a badge of honor.
Flack: Once a Marine, always a Marine.
Mac: And if you've attacked one of us, you've attacked us all.

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Det. Stella Bonasera: That woman burned beyond recognition in your car, was a DETECTIVE!

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Captain Flood: A corps of well-trained Marines will kick the crap out of anyone else in the world.

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[On their way to the crime scene.]
Lindsay Monroe: It's quite a shindig.
Don Flack: Sunday block parties. Springtime in New York City.
Lindsay: Right in the middle of the street, huh?
Flack: Where do they have them in Montana?
Lindsay: Wyoming.

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Smith: How did you know what to do?
Mac Taylor: I've lived through this moment before.

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Mac: I'm glad you stayed.
Stella Bonasera: That's what we do; we take care of each other.

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Mac: Stay with me, Don. Stay with me.

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Mac: Squeeze my hand, Don.

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Ellen Fielding: Laptops were stolen from an agency car two weeks ago. [Mac scoffs in disbelief] Maybe we could jam the phone somehow, close down the system?
Det. Mac Taylor: It's too late for that; we have a little under ninety minutes. By the time we close down every phone, every radio, every walkie-talkie...
Ellen Fielding: We can close down secure networks.
Det. Mac Taylor: It's not about the networks! Anyone can return a page! There are eight million New Yorkers, six million cell phones, any one of which could trigger the next bomb!

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Lindsay Monroe: I'll do a little demonstration.
Stella Bonasera: I love it when she does this.

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Clarence Rome: I'm busting a gut here. You should take this show on the road.
Danny Messer: Yeah, I might.

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