CSI - NY Quotes

Danny Messer: [looking at evidence from a murder case] I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. You get up, you go to work, see the people that you know, you talk, you laugh. You're living your life, then suddenly, boom. It's just over. Just like that, and you never even saw it coming.

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Det. Don Flack: Sure you did, you got steak sauce on my shoes!

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Detective Stella Bonasera: What would a woman be doing in the men's bathroom?
Detective Don Flack: I can think of several reasons. All with happier endings.

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Det. Stella Bonasera: No girl leaves her house without her cell phone, at least not at that age.
Det. Mac Taylor: GPS the phone number.
Det. Stella Bonasera: You got it. Tiffany's! Now you're talking my language.
Det. Mac Taylor: You can tell from a map?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Are you kidding, I can tell from the moon. I love those little blue boxes.

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Detective Thacker: [going over a victim's rap sheet] ... and one prior for assaulting a cab driver.
Danny Messer: That's still a crime in New York?

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Harry Ellis: So it'll probably be around a whole week or so before they can list the apartment on the market?
Det. Don Flack: Yeah we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Don leaves to go back to the victim's apartment]
Harry Ellis: Well, just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary! [Flack turns around and gives Harry a dirty look]

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Jason[second vic's boyfriend]: I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother.
Don Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

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Stella Bonasera: What time did you get in?
Mac Taylor: I never went home.
Stella: Can't sleep?
Mac: What's sleep?

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Mac: You're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.

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Flack: He's harmless. Think he's all about the dog, you know?

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Danny: Good morning, dear.
Stella: Do I have a tail back there?
Danny: Sorry. Good morning, Stella.
Stella: Better.

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[sitting with their comatose victim in the hospital]
Mac: I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.

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Danny Messer: You hear about that body?
Det. Stella Bonasera: The one by the River Cafe? Yeah, I caught it on the police portable when I was in the shower.
Danny Messer: Why doesn't that surprise me?
Det. Stella Bonasera: The job never stops, Danny.

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Danny: No pictures, no personal effects, not a partial, nothing. What's this guy live in, gloves?
Aiden: (shining blacklight on a sheet with semen traces) I'm gettin' all kinds of love over here.
Danny: I think he got tipped off.
Aiden: I think he got off.

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Mac Taylor: [to Stella] Use your head, not your heart.

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[Flack apprehends a suspect at a restaurant]
Suspect: Hey! I didn’t do nothing man.
Flack: Yeah? You got steak sauce all over my shoes.

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Stella: She was in Central Park.
Mac: Looks like we've got ourselves an 800-acre crime scene.

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Mac: Aiden's on rodent patrol, I'm waiting to do a rat-topsy.
Stella: Rape and rats. Worlds apart.

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Aiden Burn: NYPD. Crime Scene Investigators.
Shop-keeper: You people deal with rats?
Aiden Burn: Only when they have eaten our evidence.

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Mac Taylor: If this is a joke, I'm not laughing. These bones are real.

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[A skeleton has been found on a tour bus in Times Square]
Stella Bonasera: How long is this tour? [Mac looks at her disbelievingly] That's funny.

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[A piece of paper was retrieved from the dead teenager on which only three letters could be read]
Stella: Playing hangman?
Mac: Actually, yes. But I've run out of letters.

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Mac: Reality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager.

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Stella: If this case taught us anything, it was to live life.

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Stella: Are you going to be able to focus?
Danny: [who just watches a half-naked woman walking by] I'm all over it.

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[They arrive at a Japanese restaurant known for serving food on half-naked women]
Stella: Now that can't be sanitary.
Danny: Who cares if it's sanitary? I wanna see the menu.

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Don Flack: Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn't have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.

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Flack: George Thomas. Assault in the first degree. Aggravated assault in the second degree. Criminal possession of a weapon. I can go on, but I already read War and Peace.

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Flack: Typical club death. 200 people inside, none of them saw anything.

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Aiden: I used to climb over the velvet ropes at this place. Now I'm ducking under crime scene tape.

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