CSI - NY Quotes
[They just arrested a young woman at the sushi bar]
Danny: Here we are looking for the murderer at the table...
Stella: And here, the murderer is the table.
Danny: Here we are looking for the murderer at the table...
Stella: And here, the murderer is the table.
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Jayden Prince: ...But somebody killed my twin, Dawg.
Det. Don Flack: [pointing to himself] Detective.
Det. Don Flack: [pointing to himself] Detective.
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Aiden Burn: [Aiden is explaining the term "grand master" to Mac] Yeah, like a deejay legend: Grand Master Flash or a Jam Master Jay. They paved the way for guys like 'Dre and Cube, Eminem and Jermaine Dupri. You like music like that?
Detective Mac Taylor: I prefer Crunk myself.
Detective Mac Taylor: I prefer Crunk myself.
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Detective Mac Taylor: You should hear Aiden talk about this hip-hop world. Close your eyes, she sounds like Queen Latifah.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What do you know about Queen Latifah?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What do you know about Queen Latifah?
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Danny: [to Tom Zito] I guess that dent in your head only affects the things you WANT to forget.
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Flack: If a guy works up top, answer me one question. What was Pete Riggs doing down there, 'cause he wasn't working.
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Danny: I don't know how these guys work down here.
Mac: The same way we're going to. Rock by rock.
Mac: The same way we're going to. Rock by rock.
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Detective Mac Taylor: Are you bathophobic?
Detective Danny Messer: I'm not anything-phobic. There are just a few things that shake me up. 700 feet of granite between me and daylight is one of them.
Detective Danny Messer: I'm not anything-phobic. There are just a few things that shake me up. 700 feet of granite between me and daylight is one of them.
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Tom Zito: [Tom Zito, a "sandhog" is being interviewed at the site] If it's deeper than a grave and it's in New York City, the sandhogs built it. Commuter tunnels, subway tunnels, water tunnels. Without us, there's no New York City.
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Detective Mac Taylor: [Danny and Mac are following the coroners to the elevator and see the DA waiting for them on it] [clears his throat] Personal visit from the DA's office?
Detective Danny Messer: What happened? You got lost on your way to a press conference? Or are you just checking up on us?
Detective Danny Messer: What happened? You got lost on your way to a press conference? Or are you just checking up on us?
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Mac Taylor: I read your preliminary report. Good job, Danny, you're on the promotion grid.
Danny Messer: I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. I mean you get up, you go to work. You see the people you know. You talk, you laugh. You're livin' your life and suddenly, boom, it's over. Just like that, and you never saw it comin'.
Danny Messer: I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. I mean you get up, you go to work. You see the people you know. You talk, you laugh. You're livin' your life and suddenly, boom, it's over. Just like that, and you never saw it comin'.
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Sheldon Hawkes: Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.
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Mac: The place was closed?
Don Flack: 11 on the dot.
Danny: Sounds like an inside job.
Mac: Then that's where we'll start.
Don Flack: 11 on the dot.
Danny: Sounds like an inside job.
Mac: Then that's where we'll start.
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[Stella talks to wife of man obsessed with amputating his leg]
Stella: You'll have to make arrangements with the ME's office for his body.
Wife: He didn't want his body when he was alive. I certainly don't want it now that he's dead.
Stella: You'll have to make arrangements with the ME's office for his body.
Wife: He didn't want his body when he was alive. I certainly don't want it now that he's dead.
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Danny: This guy's shot in the head, carries someone else upstairs, and manages to call the cops?
[flashback with Terrel dragging the body]
Aiden: I'd say that qualifies for hero status.
[flashback with Terrel dragging the body]
Aiden: I'd say that qualifies for hero status.
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Danny Messer: [after finding a key piece of evidence in the garbage] Next time I say a case is in the garbage, remind me of this moment?
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Stella Bonasera: There's something gooey here.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll have to use that more
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll have to use that more
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[Mac who previously made fun of Stella for her use of the word gooey, uses it himself]
Mac: Some sort of 'gooey' residue on the top of the piece of paper.
Stella: [smirks] Great choice of words.
Mac: Some sort of 'gooey' residue on the top of the piece of paper.
Stella: [smirks] Great choice of words.
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Stella: With all this rain, it's not like Mother Nature's playing ball.
Mac: Then it's time to change the game.
Mac: Then it's time to change the game.
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[Flack walks up to Willet with Aiden while introducing themselves as cops]
Luther Willett: Wow, cops round here just get prettier every day.
Flack: Watch it.
Luther Willet: Oh, hey, don't get upset. I just got out of prison. You both look good to me. [Willet smirks]
Luther Willett: Wow, cops round here just get prettier every day.
Flack: Watch it.
Luther Willet: Oh, hey, don't get upset. I just got out of prison. You both look good to me. [Willet smirks]
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Mac: And you're sure this came from Hummel's gun?
Danny: Absolutely. He doesn't deny discharging his weapon.
Mac: But ... ?
Danny: If Marvin's story is true about what happened, and he was shooting at the bad guys -- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped midair and then turned left and then hit the pillar.
Danny: Absolutely. He doesn't deny discharging his weapon.
Mac: But ... ?
Danny: If Marvin's story is true about what happened, and he was shooting at the bad guys -- this bullet discharged from his gun and stopped midair and then turned left and then hit the pillar.
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Mac: A paranoid schizophrenic's worst nightmare.
Stella: He doesn't just think we're out to get him. We are.
Stella: He doesn't just think we're out to get him. We are.
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Danny: With all this cash lying around, you'd think a guy could afford new rounds.
Mac: With all the evidence we've collected, you'd think we could find Charles Langdon.
Mac: With all the evidence we've collected, you'd think we could find Charles Langdon.
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[Paul Streyzewski is saying how he kissed the vic]
Flack: Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'
Flack: Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'
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[Hawkes and Stella are figuring out Trina's official cause of death]
Stella: So, we've got a murder.
[Hawkes nods]
Stella: Now all we have to do is find the crime scene that goes with it.
Stella: So, we've got a murder.
[Hawkes nods]
Stella: Now all we have to do is find the crime scene that goes with it.
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Det. Mac Taylor: Somebody went to a lot of trouble to file those serial numbers off.
Aiden Burn: And I went to a lot of trouble to acid etch them back on.
Aiden Burn: And I went to a lot of trouble to acid etch them back on.
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