CSI - NY Quotes

Lindsay: So, Flack, how many numbers did you get?
Don Flack: I don't like where you're going with this, Monroe.
Lindsay: How many?
Flack: Three.
Stella: Everybody loves a hero.

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[Flack is flirting with some techs.]
Stella: Impressing your fans with your battle wounds?
Flack: They were concerned about my recovery. I was just putting them at ease.

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[Sid is talking about necrophilia.]
Sheldon Hawkes: You're going to that creepy place again, Sid.

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Danny Messer: Hey, what happened? I don't see Benton breathing down your neck. He take the training wheels off?
Det. Jennifer Angell: You here to bust my balls or to work, Messer?
Sheldon Hawkes: Oooh, Angell got her wings, huh?

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Asad, the personal bodyguard: I told her I couldn't have sex with her....personal reasons.
Danny Messer: So tell us how the rest of the night went,...player.

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Hammerback: Did you know that, when Egyptian Princesses died, they were not embalmed for several days to prevent necrophilia. The natural degradation of the body made it unappealing even to the most deviant of men. Why someone would want to have sex with a lifeless body in the first place...
Hawkes: Sid?
Hammerback: I mean it's counterintuitive...
Hawkes: Sid? Sid!
Hammerback: What?
Hawkes: You're going to that creepy place again.

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Detective Mac Taylor: So Sam's plan was to propose to someone else on the bridge, then pick up Erica Lancaster to "talk".
Detective Stella Bonasera: Translation: end their relationship.

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Detective Mac Taylor: Get dressed. Plunge is over.

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: All roads lead to Rome.

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[Lindsay holds a diamond necklace that was knocked out of the jewelry case during a robbery.]
Danny Messer: Don’t even think about it, Montana.
Lindsay Monroe: This necklace is worth more than I make in a year. It’s crazy.
Danny: I don’t see the big deal. Diamond is just an allotrope of the element carbon.
Lindsay: Spoken like a true romantic.

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Stella Bonasera: They’re all dressed as Holly Golightly.
Lindsay: Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Except I don’t get it. I don’t remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.
Stella: You’re right. It was a love story.
Lindsay: No love here.

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Stella: (to Lindsay) Size two will get you in.

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Sid Hammerback: This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I’ve seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventilation must have been just optimum. I can only compare it to the best sex you’ve ever had, reaching climax at precisely that…
Peyton Driscoll: All right, Sid, you can help.

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Danny: (Hawkes is laughing at him because of the dog) What?
Sheldon Hawkes: You know what they say about dogs and their owners. The resemblance is uncanny. (laughs)
Danny: That’s funny
Hawkes: You know, Messer, I imagined you with something a little meatier.
Danny: He’s a loaner.
Hawkes: I’m sure he is.
Danny: I’ll be in Reconstruction, you clown.

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Danny Messer: [to Stella] Oh, sure, now you like the dog!

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Dr. Sid Hammerback: [Sid and Peyton are flipping a coin to see who gets to do the autopsy on Pauline Rayburn. Peyton wins] It's heads. She's yours. Can--can I at least watch? This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventalation must have been just, you know, optimum. You can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that--that...
Dr. Peyton Driscoll: [Interrupting] All right, Sid, you can help. But I get to print her.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Fair enough.

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Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, you've been staring at that same piece of glass for five minutes. [Smirks] Can I bag it for you or are you waiting for it to turn back into sand?

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Sal Bovado: I swear to you, I totally forgot about that gun. I wanna make it very clear that I am not a cop killer. It was sincerly intended for anyone else but you, Officer.

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Detective Mac Taylor: [Shows a picture of Pauline Rayburn] Tell me about Pauline Rayburn.
Sal Bovado: Don't know her.
Detective Mac Taylor: [Shows a picture of a mummified Pauline Rayburn] Know her now?
Sal Bovado: [Disgusted] No, I don't. Yo, man, I'm sensitive to graphic material.

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Adam Ross: [to Mac] You were born to do this work. [Mac laughs]

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Detective Danny Messer: [goes over to her as she puts on a bulletproof-vest] What do you think you're doin'?
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, I'll be fine.
Detective Danny Messer: We have undercovers who can do this, all right? It's not our job
Detective Lindsay Monroe: Well, it is now. We're out of time. You heard what she said, if we don't get in there in four minutes, her friend dies

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Sid: Tonya Nettles was stone-cold sober.
Danny Messer: Aren't most people when they're at work?
Sid: I'll ignore the implication of the question, detective.

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Stella Bonasera: What makes someone want to run 26.2 miles anyway?

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Danny: Lindsay Monroe! Can I talk to you for a second?
Lindsay: Yeah.
Danny: I have to know what's going on with you. OK, I mean, you and I have this thing, right? This chemistry, like we're into each other, but every time we were in the same room today it's like... (Lindsay stares at the floor) Don't tell me you don't feel it also.
Lindsay: I can't do this, Danny.
Danny: Can't do what?
Lindsay: I can't be in a relationship with you.
Danny: I'm not I just- I just- I don't... I'm talking about spending some time together, dinner, a few drinks, some laughs.
Lindsay: Look Danny. I like you... A lot, but right now I can't. It's not you, okay? It's - I need to be by myself so I can.. Work some stuff out.. that I thought I had.. put behind me. I didn't mean for this to happen.
Danny: It's okay.
Lindsay: Maybe we should just do our jobs. (walks away)
Danny: If there's anything you need from me, just let me know, OK?

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Sid: (during the autopsy) Cause of death was not natural, he was in superb shape, lungs, heart, all the vital organs are near perfect.
Mac: So you're saying... he's actually still alive?

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Lindsay: (as they are walking) So what else do we got?
Danny: Wanna get some lunch?
Lindsay: Danny, Mac wants us to wrap this up.
Danny: Sure, but he doesn't want us to starve to death.
Lindsay: What else did Adam say?
Danny: What do you mean?
Lindsay: I mean, that's who you were talking to, right?
Danny: Yeah, but what makes ya think he said anything else? (she stops and puts her hands on her hips, he turns to look back) Wh…What I just wanna go get something to eat! (just looks at her and starts again) All right…that gum you found, matched it to the dental impressions from the vic, nothing.
Lindsay: DNA and teeth impressions were both negative?
Danny: Negative.
Lindsay: I'm gonna go back and look at the gum.
Danny: No, no, no, no, no, Adam looked at the gum! I Just wanna grab a slice! I'm starvin' here!" (looks around) "Where am I?"

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Detective Danny Messer: Colin Flynn?
Colin Flynn: Yeah, that's me.
Detective Danny Messer: NYPD, we got a couple of questions for you, alright?
Colin Flynn: Do I have to answer?
Detective Don Flack: I'm not a lawyer... but yeah, you do.

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Autopsy results?
Detective Mac Taylor: This is a good one. A runner who somehow has frostbite on his face in 90 degree heat, who died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the middle of Central Park.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: That's just... [thinks for a brief moment] not possible.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: What makes someone want to run 26.2 miles anyway?

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