The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes

Mandy: Alright, you dumbclucks! There's a new pecking order! [Proceeds to slice at the giant chicks with Grim's scythe]

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[Billy and Mandy meet Grim for the first time.]
Billy: Look! It's Santa! Santa Claus!
Mandy: That's not Santa, you stooge. That's the Grim Reaper.
Billy: ...Do I still get presents?
Grim: Um... no... actually, I'm here for the hamster.
Billy: Oh boy, oh boy! You brought presents for Mr. Snuggles?!
Grim: No... I'm taking him away.
Billy: To the North Pole?
Grim: No. I'm...(Mr. Snuggles bites Grim) Ah! Oof! Oof! Look, I'm just doing me job, but I´m afraid its curtains for Mr. Snuggles.
Billy: ... You got him curtains?
Mandy: You'll have to forgive Billy -- he's an idiot.

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Grim: I never lose.
Mandy: Good. Neither do I.

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Grim: (upon losing the game of limbo)This isn't fair! I'm the Grim Reaper! MASTER OF THE FORCES OF LIFE AND DEATH!!

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Grim: (his head sitting next to Mandy) I loathe you. (Mandy smiles)

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Grim: You and that wretched girlfriend of yours are bad enough seperately, but together... you're insufferable.
Billy: Insufferable? I don't even know what that means. And hey, Mandy's not my girlfriend! She's just a FRIEND, who happens to be a GIRL, just like I happen to be a BOY, and you happen to be a SKELETON. It's the differences that make our planet so rich, diverse, and wonderful!
[Rainbows in the background]
Grim: I still hate you, though.

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Billy: You think that was too mean?
Mandy: You said you didn't want to. You know what that means!
Billy: You're right.

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Mandy: Oh, Grim!
Grim: Yes...
Mandy: My little dog's Saliva's feeling all so sad and lonely, but you're sure in love.
Grim: Cheer him up yourself!
Mandy: Oh, Grim! Will you please cheer in love one little kiss how to do it. You know, you want to.
Grim: Ugh! I am not going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!

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Grim: I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!
Billy: That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!

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Mandy: You know, Billy... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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Harold: Son, it's awfully hard to read the paper through your butt.

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Grim: [singing, while in Milkshake's (Billy's cat) body]
Look at me, I'm a kitty cat!
I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat.
If I eat them all, I will get fat.
Blah blah blah, I'm a kitty caaaaat!

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[Billy and Grim are watching B production horror film]
Billy: This is scary! Let's watch something else!
Grim: Aw, come on! I've seen scarier stuff in your toilet!

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Mandy: Hey, Irwin!
Irwin: [to Billy in Mandy's Head](screams a little bit) Uh... Hi, Mandy.

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Boy: Dinobonoids!

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Nergal: You've come back to save the children?
Mandy: Yeah, what's up with that?
Grim: Umm... well... I'm just taking them with me so I can eat them later.

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Grim: That was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin. I wonder why I didn't think of that?
Mandy: That's because you have no brain. Speaking of no brain, where's Billy?
Billy: [talking to a cardboard cutout of Mandy] Gee, Mandy, it sure was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin like that. [many hours later] Hey, did you do something to your hair?

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Woman: Eat pepper spray, you freak! [sprays Grim in the face]
Grim: [after the spray clears] ...It doesn't hurt; I have no eyes.

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Harold: Honey, are you OK?
Gladys: Never better! I just needed some time to relax after my skeleton episode!
Harold: There is somebody I would like you to meet. [introduces Gladys to the Grim Reaper.] This is Billy's new friend, George, Grimmy... or something.

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Gladys: It's time to kick it up a notch!

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[Nigel is about to be pummelled by the giant one-eyed dwarf as punishment]
Nigel Planter: Wait, I-I was just kidding! It was all Mandy's idea!
Mandy: Don't be so modest, Nigel. Take credit where credit is due.

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Grim: (A shaker almost hits him) Whoa! Hey! You almost hit me with that! (Another shaker hits him in the face) Now was that really necessary? (Other shakers hit him; he mutters obscenities) Is that your best shot?! (Now the cupboard throws hims in the face with two shakers in his eyes) Hey! Wh-What happened? (He turns around) Who turned off all the- Ah-ah-aah-ah-choo! (As he sneezes, the two shakers immediately pop out of the sockets, he sighs. And, as the dust clears, he sniffles a little)

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Grim: She may have won the battle, but she has not won the war.

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Phil: I've just brought the shrimp on the barbie!
Harold: Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Grim: Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!

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Billy: I'm a mummy! Made out of toilet paper!

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Grim: Atrocia, you've stolen my heart. Good thing I've got three or four more in the freezer.

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[Mandy enters with a halloween costume.]
Billy: Hey, Mandy, what are you supposed to be?
Mandy: I am a ruthless high-priced prosecuting attorney.
Grim: Then what's with the claws?
Mandy: [Pauses and looks at them.] They're for rending human flesh.

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Mandy: Since you're now Grim, and therefore have no stomach, I claim all your candy.
[Gregory starts to sniffle.]
Billy: Mandy, look what you did! You made Grim cry!
Mandy: I'll let you know when I start to care.

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[Mandy busts the door open, hitting Billy straight in the mouth with a super soaker, then turns around and does the same to Grim. She walks up to Billy]
Billy: Ooh... why is the ground shaking?
Mandy: That's called "shellshock". [points super soaker at him] And this is called a "coup de grâce".

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