CSI - Miami Quotes
[Alexx wants Calleigh and Ryan to search the rest of the shark's stomach contents.]
Alexx: Ryan, honey. Procrastinating is only gonna prolong the agony.
Alexx: Ryan, honey. Procrastinating is only gonna prolong the agony.
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Brandon: April and I totally have each other's backs.
Ryan: And fronts, apparently.
Ryan: And fronts, apparently.
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Ryan: She's a pretty good actress!
Calleigh: She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.
Calleigh: She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.
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Horatio: Memo, now that you work for me, I want you to tell Riaz that I said he's a dead man!
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Horatio: Memo, in the unlikely event that I haven't made myself completely clear, you deserve to know [Draws his gun and puts the barrel up to Memo's head.] ...this is your last chance.
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Gloria: You know, I'm starting to remember why we broke up.
Eric: I NEVER FORGOT!
Eric: I NEVER FORGOT!
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Calleigh: [To Eric about his taste in women.] Yeah, well see, that's the problem, you love crazy until crazy loves you.
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Calleigh: My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
Eric: And then?
Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop.
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Eric: If you come near me or anyone that I know, I'm going to arrest you.
Gloria: Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.
Gloria: Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.
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Agent Landrey: And, CSI Wolfe, thanks for the cooperation.
Ryan: For the record, I didn't cooperate.
Ryan: For the record, I didn't cooperate.
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Elliott: [As Calleigh walks out for her interrogation.] Give 'em hell, Calleigh.
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[Cooper tells Natalia he thinks Valera's the mole.]
Cooper: Yep, that's how the Feds operate.
Natalia: [Sarcastic.] Yeah, 'cause you're a big FBI expert.
Cooper: It's what they do. They start an investigation, put in an operative.
Natalia: [Sarcastic and disbelieving.] An operative...
Cooper: Which they make sure they get out before the fur starts to fly.
Natalia: You've seen too many Tom Clancy movies.
Dan Cooper: Trust me on this. Things are about to go down.
Cooper: Yep, that's how the Feds operate.
Natalia: [Sarcastic.] Yeah, 'cause you're a big FBI expert.
Cooper: It's what they do. They start an investigation, put in an operative.
Natalia: [Sarcastic and disbelieving.] An operative...
Cooper: Which they make sure they get out before the fur starts to fly.
Natalia: You've seen too many Tom Clancy movies.
Dan Cooper: Trust me on this. Things are about to go down.
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Valera: That guy reminds me of my junior-high school principal.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
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Delko: H…It's our move.
Horatio: We're going to Brazil.
[last lines of the season]
Horatio: We're going to Brazil.
[last lines of the season]
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Ryan: Calleigh Duquesne, large and in charge... by large, you know I mean in terms of your reputation, and responsibility, and... you look very beautiful today.
Calleigh: Well, that's a...that's a nice save.
Calleigh: Well, that's a...that's a nice save.
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Cooper: You know, it suits you.
Calleigh: What?
Cooper: Being boss.
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Cooper: Okay, Lieutenant Duquesne.
Calleigh: The payscale'd be nice though. Find me.
[Calleigh leaves the A/V Lab]
Calleigh: What?
Cooper: Being boss.
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Cooper: Okay, Lieutenant Duquesne.
Calleigh: The payscale'd be nice though. Find me.
[Calleigh leaves the A/V Lab]
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Jake: This isn't about you and me, is it?
Calleigh: I've got one dead ATF Agent, and you're missing your standard-issue firearm. Trust me, Jake--this time, it's all about you.
Calleigh: I've got one dead ATF Agent, and you're missing your standard-issue firearm. Trust me, Jake--this time, it's all about you.
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Cooper: So we have to collect oil samples from all these?
Eric: That's right.
[Cooper goes over to a bike, looks at in confusion.]
Eric: Problem, Coop?
Cooper: No, no, no problem.
Eric: You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
Cooper: I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.
Eric: That's right.
[Cooper goes over to a bike, looks at in confusion.]
Eric: Problem, Coop?
Cooper: No, no, no problem.
Eric: You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
Cooper: I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.
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Eric: Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay? Matter of fact, the more you ask, the more we think you can't do it.
Natalia: Then get out of my way.
Eric: That's what I'm talking about.
Natalia: Then get out of my way.
Eric: That's what I'm talking about.
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Hawk: Won't let up, huh? Hard up to get me on something... Hey, I didn't pay the license on my Rottweiler.
Horatio: Maybe I'll add that to the list.
Horatio: Maybe I'll add that to the list.
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Jake: I let you take me down, you know that, right?
Calleigh: Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.
Jake: I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh, yeah! That was me!
Calleigh: Oh, that's right, let's see...you were first in our class, the academy star...Only scared of failure.
Jake: I mean, you could've been first, if you weren't so distracted by that guy you were seeing. What was his name? Oh, yeah! That was me!
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Calleigh: You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive. Do you have something you want to tell me?
Tripp: What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.
Calleigh: Okay, if that's your story.
Tripp: What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.
Calleigh: Okay, if that's your story.
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Eric: What was Dakota Hudson famous for, anyway?
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events...Oh! She was in the video for that Australian band that was from England...
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Horatio: Is there a reason Jason would want Steve dead?
Abby: They’re models, they all want to kill each other.
Abby: They’re models, they all want to kill each other.
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[After finding a second dead model.]
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
Alexx: Wow. Modeling is suddenly the most dangerous job in Miami.
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Eric: Steve carry a cell phone?
Natalia: He's a model, he probably lived on one.
Natalia: He's a model, he probably lived on one.
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Tripp: First murder on the books in this part of town, not what you bargain for when you buy your chunk of the American dream.
Horatio: And then your dream becomes a nightmare.
Horatio: And then your dream becomes a nightmare.
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