CSI - Miami Quotes

Horatio: Here's the difference between you and me, counselor: the difference is...I have a case.

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Ryan: Mr. Atherton! That's enough. You're under arrest for assault, obstruction of property, and disturbing the peace.
Laurie Atherton: Throw the book at him, officer!
Ryan: Mrs. Atherton... book's gonna hit you, too.

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[About her selling his car.]
Nathan Atherton: $200? It's worth $200,000!
Laurie Atherton: So, a couple zeros off.

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[About the feuding divorced couple.]
Tripp: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get two cars.

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Ryan: These lasers are dividing the whole house in half. The court ordered it until the divorce was final.
Horatio: Welcome... to divorce of the future.

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Nathan Atherton: My parents, they fought over everything. But, not once did they ever fight over me.

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Yelina: Always looking out for me, huh?
Horatio: And I always will.

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Ryan: Hey Frank, I got your message. What's the emergency?
Tripp: I got a, uh... suspect that's giving me the silent treatment.
Ryan: Oh yeah? You need my, uh... superior interrogation skills to work him over?
Tripp: Keep dreaming, bud. He asked for you.

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Ryan: I don't have that kind of money.
Michael: You make this go away, your debt goes with it.
Ryan: We're done having this conversation.

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Natalia: There's something in his teeth? What is that?
Alexx: Now, honey, I can't do all your work for you. [Hands her the evidence bag.]
Natalia: Thank you.

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[The water heater from the burned house lands on Frank's car.]
Tripp: I just bought that car.
Horatio: You all right?
Tripp: Yeah. First it's a damn land mine, now it's a flying water heater. What next?
Horatio: Next, we catch a killer.

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Eric: [Laughing at Frank after the accident.] Ah, so does the water heater come standard, or is that custom?

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Calleigh: Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. You look different. Must be the eyeliner.
Ryan: I wear makeup now. You must think it's pretty, uh, pretty silly.
Calleigh: No, that wasn't the adjective I was looking for.

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Ryan: Look, my time here has been, uh...it's been really fascinating. It's been great, but there's someplace else I think I gotta be. There are men and women who put themselves in harm's way every day. It's their lives for ours, and for them, it's not something that they do. It's something that, you know, they are. Now I'm not gonna try and make myself sound so honorable, but I took an oath. I took an oath to protect the people of Miami, and I was born to be a cop. And uh, I think I lost sight of that along the way.

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Calleigh: The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.
Natalia: Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.

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Eric: Who was that, Jake?
Calleigh: Um, yeah, I told him that if people would stop killing each other, we could have a proper meal.

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Calleigh: [To Ryan.] Is that why you called me down here, to ease your conscience? You know, you may have gotten a man killed today.

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Calleigh: Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?
Alexx: It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.

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Tripp: Looks like vigilantes took it upon themselves to be the guy's judge and jury.
Horatio: Judge, jury and executioner.

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Tripp: Is this Jason Billings' boat?
Cole: Yes, it is. Is he in some kind of trouble?
Tripp: Not anymore. He's dead.

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Tony: I cut my losses, man. Kid didn't want to save his own life, I wasn't about to save it for him.
Horatio: You're quite a humanitarian, aren't you?

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Ryan: I'm not going to abandon this team.
Horatio: [Puts his sunglasses on.] And we, Mr. Wolfe, are not going to abandon you.

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Paul Billings: Talked to Sherry?
Tripp: You shoulda paid her more; she belted it out like an opera singer.

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Eric: You're late, pal. What, did you get, uh, stuck in the makeup chair?
Ryan: That's very funny.

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Natalia: [About Cole Telford.] Doesn't he work on Jason Billings' boat?
Eric: I guess, when he's not smuggling drugs from Cuba.

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Ryan: What do you think I should I do?
Natalia: Short term: get away from the cameras, and long term: you're just gonna have to decide what your own priorities are.

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Mrs. Wade: What about my baby?
Calleigh: Don't worry, Mrs. Wade, we actually know how to save people.

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Travis: Wonder what it feels like to kill a person?
Horatio: Well, you're in luck.
Travis: Why?
Tripp: A police officer died in that van, makes you guilty of felony murder.
Horatio: So, how does it feel?

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Calleigh: [To Eric.] You know that I trust you with my life. I don't even know how I feel about Jake yet.

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Calleigh: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Nice tan.
Calleigh: [Smiles.] Five days in Antigua. First vacation I've had in a long time.
Eric: Yeah? I saw Jake outside. Got the same tan.

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