CSI - Miami Quotes

Alexx: There's no bruising around his neck. This baby boy was dead before he played Hangman.

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Tripp: [Pulls out a gun from a filing cabinet.] Nine-millimeter filed under S, for stupid.

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Eric: Uh, ladies, this is D.C. We work together.
Cooper: [Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire.] Hey...
Eric: Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!

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Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: For what?!
Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: What we gonna do?
Natalia: [laughs]
Eric: WHAT?
Natalia: It's just nice. You said 'we'.
Eric: It takes two to tango.

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Calleigh: A killer is a killer.
Ryan: You really believe that?
Calleigh: Personally, no. Professionally, yes. And I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me again in an hour over a beer?

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Ryan: So you're not mad? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight today.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.

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Benchley: I was the only man for her.
Horatio: But she disagreed with you.
Benchley: She just needed convincing.
Horatio: So, in order to convince her, you killed her.

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Benchley: You won't believe me, but I didn't come to town to kill her.
Horatio: You're right, I don't believe you.

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Calleigh: Pawn-shop guy said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. You know, no one wants to buy a dirty gun.
Eric: Well, there's pawn-shop clean and then there's CSI-clean.

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Benchley: I followed her to try to get some dirt, regain custody. You know, she's the crazy one.
Horatio: Yes, and now she's the dead one, Howard, so mission accomplished for you.

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Rita Davis: Can I go now?
Horatio: Let me see, how can I put this...no.

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Ryan: I liked your Erika Sykes exclusive about finding Rowe's weights.
Eric: I didn't say any of that to her, she made it all up.
Ryan: Huh, where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, I've said the same thing.
Eric: Give it a rest, Wolfe.
Ryan: Equal time, bro. Equal time.

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Allison Grady: A jury found him innocent.
Horatio: Never confuse an acquittal with innocence...

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[About getting Horatio and Marisol a wedding present.]
Calleigh: I already put your name on the card.
Ryan: [Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!

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[About April and Brandon.]
Ryan: Looks like they were joined with grief.
Calleigh: At the hip.

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Tripp: All eyes are trained on her every move.
Horatio: Except her last one.

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Jose: You're already a dead man.
[Horatio shoots him]
Horatio: Join the club.

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Hayden Cruise: I couldn't let him get away with that! A street punk like that pulling a gun on someone with my background?
Horatio: Well, now, Hayden, you can add "killer" to your resume!

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Ryan: H, I don’t know what happened.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn’t have the shot.
Ryan: I just froze.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn’t have the shot, do you understand?
Ryan: Yes, sir.

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Eric: You got an excuse for going 150 miles per hour?
Hayden Cruise: Too much caffeine?

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Tripp: Well I guess that clears up the car thing... since you've got the keys!

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Elliott: Too many singing canaries in your lab, Horatio...

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Tripp: [To Danny.] The police report said you left the keys in the ignition outside the bank- did you leave your brain in the glove compartment, too? I mean, who does that?

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Mr. Suero: My structural engineer says if I file for an extension now, I won't be cutting ribbon in eleven months.
Tripp: Hm, I'm crying inside, Mr. Suero.

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Alexx: The maggots devoured the infected tissue surrounding the entrance wound, keeping it clean.
Calleigh: And that's what kept him alive. That's amazing.
Alexx: I think he'd use other words to describe it.

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Tripp: Scare her?! We call that felony, Dumb-Ass.

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Alexx: I work in a morgue. If I say something smells... it smells.

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Horatio: Agent Wynn, I don't know who you are, or who you work for, but if you ever contact Marisol again, it'll be the last thing you ever do.

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Horatio: Eric, there are black-tip sharks out there, be careful.
Eric: [Smiling.] You know me, I love fish.

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Calleigh: [About the shark on the autopsy table.] How's our gunshot victim?
Alexx: Ugh. I'm never eating seafood again. These guys really are garbage disposals!

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