CSI - Miami Quotes

Alexx: Wound traces are shallow, the cuts almost seem… tentative.
Ryan: I don’t think you can be tentative 8 times.

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Suspect: Are you kidding me? For what these people are doing, they deserve to die.
Horatio: That...is an interesting choice of words.

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Preston: See this? Now you know what I'm up against. I want Police protection.
Horatio: You'll probably get it, Mr. Preston... but who's going to protect you from me?

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Ethan: You don't know what it's like to lose everything.
Horatio: You know what, I do. Because I have lost everything.

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Judge Ratner: Caine, you ought to know better than that. You can't touch me.
Horatio: Your Honor, I don't have the slightest desire to.

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[A body has disappeared from the morgue, and another left in its place.]
Alexx: Well, I still don't understand how my body put another body here and then left the morgue.

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[A body is missing from the morgue.]
Ryan: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without anyone seeing him.
Alexx: Hey! My staff isn't trained to watch the living. I'm more interested in how he got in.

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[About believing in the "curse."]
Ryan: Well, ehh...there's a dead guy walking around there, I suffered temporal paralysis and then there was some spontaneous combustion over there...and all that since we brought...this thing here, so I would have to say yes, Santeria definitely had something to do with Alyssa's death, sure.

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Valera: Heard someone died twice today. Freaky.
Eric: Yeah, but I know somebody killed twice today.

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Horatio: [Walking out of an exploding car.] Burn, baby, burn.

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[After Ryan falls head-first on a corpse.]
Eric: You okay, Wolfe?
Ryan: I hate this case.
Eric: Yeah, tell me about it.

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[Eric hears something in a graveyard, turns out to be an animal. Ryan laughs.]
Eric: Not a word, Wolfe.
Ryan: Take it easy, Delko!
Eric: Not a word.

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Calleigh: You see, I don't think this place is so scary in the daytime, do you?
Ryan: What? Nah, come on, I wasn't scared.
Calleigh: You know I listened to the entire tape, don't you, Ryan?
Ryan: So, there was an accomplice here?
Calleigh: [Laughing.] Way to change the subject.

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[About putting together the non-melted components of the victim's computer.]
Cooper: So I frankensteined this little contraption together you see before your eyes. It's my little monster. It's kinda fitting for the case, don't you think?
Calleigh: Yes, it's very cute. In fact, I can't believe you put all of this together today; it took me a week to set up my TiVo.

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[In A/V, going over the beheaded driver's footage.]
Cooper: Yeesh! I wish I could un-see that.
Calleigh: I'm sorry, can you play it again?

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Dunlar: You know what they'll pay for these cars in Venezuela? Almost three times the sticker.
Horatio: Now your son's an orphan, what’s the price tag on that?

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Tripp: Take Tweedledee and Tweedledum here for a ride.

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Tripp: [About two witnesses who are talking too much.] Hey, hey, hey, shut up! You sound like a bunch of busted leafblowers!

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Horatio: You have quite a history too, which includes a rape charge.
Suspect: I was acquitted.
Horatio: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're innocent, does it?

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Horatio: What’s your interest in Kinkella?
DHS Agent: That's a "need to know."
Horatio: I need to know.

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Calleigh: [To a suspect.] You took her life, now we're going to take yours.

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Calleigh: I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.
Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!
Calleigh: I'm the one in pain!
Jake: I've got the emotional scars!

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Horatio: Frank, the war may be staged, but the murder is real.

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[Imitating the Marine Recruiter's motto "The competition keeps us frosty. It's the Marine Corps way."]
Ryan: That's okay. The challenge keeps us frosty. It's the CSI way.

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Ryan: How d'you get your hot little hands on a terrorist watchlist?

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Natalia: I cannot believe you got here before me. Jump the gun much?

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Nick: How long is it going to take to process before I can get in to clean up?

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Natalia: I don't know. I have no idea. Why, what's the big hurry? Blood's not going anywhere.

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Nick: Got a little lunch date.

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Natalia: Lunch date? Really? Well, then I think I might just take my sweet time.

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