CSI - Miami Quotes
[Frank stepped on a land mine. The bomb squad has just defused it.]
Tripp: Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.
Horatio: [chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.
Tripp: Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.
Horatio: [chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.
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Clavo: [To Horatio, pushing him to go into the bank.] Giddy up, cowboy. And get me a mojito while you're in there!
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Ryan: It's not anyone, he's a cop. He's my friend and he's got a name. His name is Eric Delko.
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Clavo: You know what, my friend? You are a serious player! You could learn something from this man, Pop--he never gives up! And I love that about you, Caine.
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Horatio: I want you to listen to me. This is your opportunity to turn yourself in.
Clavo: Over my dead body, Caine.
Horatio: Then over your dead body it's gonna be.
Clavo: Over my dead body, Caine.
Horatio: Then over your dead body it's gonna be.
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Suspect: Clavo said he was gonna give me a hundred grand, I'd finally get to pay my car off.
Ryan: You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car.
Ryan: You put a bullet in my partner's brain. I don't give a damn about your car.
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[Eric feels insecure because he made a rookie mistake due to his brain injury, that may have cost them the case.]
Eric: I came back too soon.
Calleigh: All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
Eric: I came back too soon.
Calleigh: All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.
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[The victim had sex before she died, and Ryan's going to run a DNA sample.]
Ryan: I'll run it against the husband.
Alexx: All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.
Ryan: I'll run it against the husband.
Alexx: All the parties on that block, honey, I'd run it against the entire neighborhood.
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Dr. Mike Lasker: I needed to be certain before I pointed the finger.
Horatio: Well, the finger is now pointed at you.
Horatio: Well, the finger is now pointed at you.
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Calleigh: It's a feather!
Eric: Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.
Calleigh: Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?
Eric: Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.
Calleigh: Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?
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Anna: You really do believe all that protect and serve stuff, don't you?
Horatio: It's the only thing...the only thing that I know how to do.
Horatio: It's the only thing...the only thing that I know how to do.
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Cooper: I have a theory. You can tell a lot about a person by what they have on their MP3 player.
Calleigh: What d'ya got?
Cooper: With 5 Tori Amos albums on this thing, we're looking for a girl.
Calleigh: What d'ya got?
Cooper: With 5 Tori Amos albums on this thing, we're looking for a girl.
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Eric: You know, these guys were all in decent shape, I'm surprised they didn't get a little farther than they did.
Ryan: Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.
Ryan: Well, they were running for their lives, it was hardly a track meet.
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Alexx: [looking at victim] Shot in the light of day? In a house full of people? That's cold-blooded, Horatio.
Horatio: As cold...as ice!
Horatio: As cold...as ice!
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Supervisor O'Shay: You can't pull me in here for every crime in Miami.
Horatio: Not every crime, just the ones you're guilty of.
Horatio: Not every crime, just the ones you're guilty of.
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Calleigh: [Seeing a table of food Eric is processing in the lab.] Break room is down the hall, on the right.
Eric: Cute.
Eric: Cute.
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Alexx: What d'ya find?
Ryan: The rest of his head.
Alexx: Hey!
Ryan: Yeah?
Alexx: CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!
Ryan: The rest of his head.
Alexx: Hey!
Ryan: Yeah?
Alexx: CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!
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Eric: Well, we're gonna hold you here for a little while, just to make sure of that...I don't trust you actors.
Rod: I'm a stunt guy!
Rod: I'm a stunt guy!
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[Eric shares his experience after he got shot.]
Eric: Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
Jolene: I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.
Eric: Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
Jolene: I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.
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Calleigh: It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.
Ryan: Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.
Ryan: Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.
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Holly: I passed out.
Calleigh: From... what? This is rehab.
Holly: Uh, yeah, side effect, from being an addict. Sometimes I get blackouts.
Calleigh: When you need an alibi?
Calleigh: From... what? This is rehab.
Holly: Uh, yeah, side effect, from being an addict. Sometimes I get blackouts.
Calleigh: When you need an alibi?
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Calleigh: Brody Lassiter, I don't believe it.
Alexx: You're a fan?
Calleigh: I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.
Alexx: You're a fan?
Calleigh: I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.
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[About the victim.]
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
Ryan: Girlfriend? We thought she was your parents' personal trainer.
Nathan Atherton: Oh, she was. Until my mom caught them going out a few months ago.
Ryan: And your mother was very angry?
Nathan Atherton: Not really. She was too busy with the pool guy to care.
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Eric: Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.
Calleigh: It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Eric: Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.
Calleigh: Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]
Calleigh: It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Eric: Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.
Calleigh: Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]
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