CSI - Miami Quotes
[Ryan puts on protective glasses to try firing the nail gun.]
Ryan: [Scoffs.] Yeah, like these things are gonna stop a nail.
Ryan: [Scoffs.] Yeah, like these things are gonna stop a nail.
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Gary Hall: So, I'm human.
Horatio: Yes, it’s a shame there’s not a swab that can confirm that.
Horatio: Yes, it’s a shame there’s not a swab that can confirm that.
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Eric: I never made it to the original crime scene. Did you?
Horatio: Five hours ago.
Horatio: Five hours ago.
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Eric: Have you seen Peter Elliott?
Ryan: Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.
Eric: And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?
Ryan: Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.
Eric: Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.
Ryan: Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.
Eric: And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?
Ryan: Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.
Eric: Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.
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[One of the kids who broke into the Crime Lab to steal evidence, following a video game plot, is shot in the arm.]
Michael: It hurts!
Horatio: Real bullets are funny like that, Michael.
Michael: It hurts!
Horatio: Real bullets are funny like that, Michael.
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Gabe: With good behavior, I'll be out in ten years. 30 is the new 20, chief.
Horatio: Inventive.
Horatio: Inventive.
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Horatio: We're looking for your friend with the demon mask.
Gabe: If I dime him out, that's minus, what, five hundred points?
Horatio: If you don't, it's 25 to life.
Gabe: If I dime him out, that's minus, what, five hundred points?
Horatio: If you don't, it's 25 to life.
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Ryan': I can't get past this second level... because you keep shooting me!
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
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Calleigh: Take your clothes off.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
Johnny: What?! Why?
Ryan: Because we said so.
Johnny: [Points to Calleigh] Not in front of her, man. That's embarrassing.
Ryan: Hey, Delko had to piss in a cup because of you. So strip.
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Tripp: That's not too sly, sweetheart, we had 9-mil casings at the scene. You wanna explain that?
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
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Hammett: Is my client now a suspect in a murder investigation?
Tripp: We're sure as hell not here to sip tea, Hammett.
Tripp: We're sure as hell not here to sip tea, Hammett.
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Dr. Kessler: Dr. Woods, this is my fifth year as attending thoracic surgeon. Do you have any idea how many people are out there living happy, healthy lives because of me? Try sticking to the dead ones.
Alexx: Try not sending them to me.
Alexx: Try not sending them to me.
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Eric: I had a great time last night.
Natalia: Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.
Natalia: Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.
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Mr. Reynolds: I bet they call you a secretary with a gun when you're not around.
Calleigh: Actually, I type as well as I shoot.
Calleigh: Actually, I type as well as I shoot.
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Cooper: Don't tell anyone this, but I think she's got a thing for H.
Ryan: Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!
Ryan: Cooper, are you writing a blog? I've got a suspect on ice!
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Tripp: Okay, see, here's what I don't get- you're getting ready to jump in bed and you're looking for a closet?
Todd Manning: This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!
Tripp: Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
Todd Manning: This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!
Tripp: Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
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Ryan: [On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.
Eric: [laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?
Eric: [laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?
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Ryan: [Looking at the result of Cooper's server search.] ... And that's the IP-address, right?
Cooper: You catch on, that's cute.
Cooper: You catch on, that's cute.
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Jim Trinner: [Being caught out having adulterous sex in his pool with his neighbor.] I know this doesn't look good...
Tripp: Well, this is about as far from good as anything could look...
Tripp: Well, this is about as far from good as anything could look...
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Tripp: [To Jim Trinner.] You were banging the neighbor lady and we call that "motive."
Horatio: Yes, we do.
Horatio: Yes, we do.
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Tripp: Nice business dress. Probably on a break and got caught in the crossfire.
Horatio: That's what happens when worlds collide.
Horatio: That's what happens when worlds collide.
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[About a screenplay written by two college guys.]
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.
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[Finding a match in CODIS.]
Horatio: Norman Stein.
Valera: In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.
Horatio: Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!
Horatio: Norman Stein.
Valera: In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.
Horatio: Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!
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Calleigh: So you believe the Professor, that someone stole his car and then ever so kindly put it back?
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Eric: He must have been shot in the car.
Calleigh: The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.
Eric: Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.
Calleigh: The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.
Eric: Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.
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