CSI - Miami Quotes

Thomas: You're crazy.
Horatio: You're guilty.

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Tripp: Looked like you were about to bust out in a 40-yard dash!

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Stetler: My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.
Horatio: Put it on my tab, okay?

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Tripp: Are you stuck on stupid? Just do it!

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Cooper: M. Boland is the only one who signed on today.
Ryan: Yeah, that's her husband. How did you know that?
Cooper: I'm a computer geek, Ryan. It's what I do.

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Michael: We're re-organizing.
Horatio: You mean getting divorced.

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Tripp: [To Mr. Boland.] Now we know you didn't kill her for love... it had to be for money.

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Alexx: [To Erica Sykes, who's trying to get a shot of the victim.] Get that camera off my body!

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Ryan: [After Erica Sykes tells him he has to pay for the recorder he broke.] 500 bucks? For a recorder? Are you kidding me? Geez, was it dipped in gold?

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Eric: It's unbelievable.
Valera: What?
Eric: Wolfe.
Valera: Again? You need to just go in a room and beat each other up.

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Ryan: Are those rolling papers?
Eric: They're not mine. Someone must have borrowed my kit.
Ryan: [Sarcastic.] We've really gotta crack down on the pot-smoking kit thieves around here.

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Alexx: [Waiting for the CSIs to show up for the post.] All right, look like it's gonna be just you and me, Armando, baby.

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Ryan: P-R-A-D-A.
Kimsey: That spells expensive.

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Felicia: The brochures say the air is different in Miami. I didn't know what they meant until I got here.
Eric: [Scoffing.] Yeah, right. The air. It makes you cheat on your husband.

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Horatio: Frank, you'd better move quickly, because right now I'm your only suspect.

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Tripp: Prisoners troll the Internet. Freedom of speech B.S. And those lowlifes reel in women like you!

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[About digging up a grave.]
Calleigh: We're gonna need a warrant.
Ryan: And some heavy equipment.

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Ryan: [About the killer.] This guy is good. He's sick, but he's good.

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Eric: I found the murder weapon. It's got a bloody print on it.
Ryan: You think our killer was that stupid?
Eric: No. I think he was that smart.

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Tripp: What about Yelina? She disappeared.
Horatio: Frank, what...what are you asking me?

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Dresden: Ahh, so Horatio told you about me. Did he show you my files? Did you see it?
Calleigh: What should I have seen?
Dresden: [Sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. The truth, maybe?

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Horatio: [To Walter Dresden, after punching him] Are you okay, Walter? That looked like it hurt.

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Horatio: [As sirens approach in the distance] So, Walter, what happens now?
Dresden: I'll tell you what happens. You're going to wait for the cops!

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Calleigh: He's trying to make them believe that there's blood on your hands.
Horatio: [Turning his hands over to reveal a bloodstain from Dresden] Ah, but Calleigh... there is blood on my hands.

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Calleigh: Broken fruit bowl. Looks like there was a fight.
Ryan: Or it could be sex. Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?
Calleigh: Could you focus on the task at hand, please?

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Eric: [Leaving the hospital.] Look, you ever mention anything about "Delko Time" again, you're gonna need to rent a room in this place.
Ryan: Fair enough.

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Gary Hall: You know, they say that ex-sex is... the hottest.

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Karl: Hey, I did my time.
Horatio: Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.

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Calleigh: Injuries say violence, husband says sex. Hopefully we can figure out which is true.
Ryan: Well, that's a fine line with some people.

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Ryan: [About Eric, after an argument with him.] You always take his side.
Calleigh: Funny, he always says the same thing about you.

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