Zoey 101 Quotes
Logan: What are you doing here?
Zoey: You said we should meet here at 4: 00.
Logan: Hey so where should we go today?
Zoey: I don't know the Library? Your room?
Logan: Yeah where every we can be ALONE.
Zoey: Yeah it's kind of weird but it's working.
Logan: Listen I told Chase about me and you.
Zoey: what I thought we decided we should keep it a secret.
Logan: I know but he's my freind. You mad?
Zoey: No. I hate that I have to keep lying to Lola and Quinn.
Logan: Yeah we shouldn't have to keep seacrets from out friends.
Zoey: I know it's just Chemistry.
Logan: Yeah chemestry; Which we have together.
Chase: (comes out of bush) Alright! I have heared enough!
Zoey: Chase!
Logan: Chase! what have you been doing in that bush?!
Chase: Hearing everything!
Zoey: I'm sorry I wanted to tell you but I was Embaressed!
Chase: you should be! I mean LOGAN!
Zoey: Yeah, but he's taught me so much.
Chase: Oh God!
Zoey: It's true. He really knows the stuff.
Chase: (stomps off) Oh! Oh God!
Zoey: You said we should meet here at 4: 00.
Logan: Hey so where should we go today?
Zoey: I don't know the Library? Your room?
Logan: Yeah where every we can be ALONE.
Zoey: Yeah it's kind of weird but it's working.
Logan: Listen I told Chase about me and you.
Zoey: what I thought we decided we should keep it a secret.
Logan: I know but he's my freind. You mad?
Zoey: No. I hate that I have to keep lying to Lola and Quinn.
Logan: Yeah we shouldn't have to keep seacrets from out friends.
Zoey: I know it's just Chemistry.
Logan: Yeah chemestry; Which we have together.
Chase: (comes out of bush) Alright! I have heared enough!
Zoey: Chase!
Logan: Chase! what have you been doing in that bush?!
Chase: Hearing everything!
Zoey: I'm sorry I wanted to tell you but I was Embaressed!
Chase: you should be! I mean LOGAN!
Zoey: Yeah, but he's taught me so much.
Chase: Oh God!
Zoey: It's true. He really knows the stuff.
Chase: (stomps off) Oh! Oh God!
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Zoey: I can't believe the three of you took on the whole football team!
Logan: Four of us...
Michael: Yeah, Del Figgalo helped.
Quinn: (yelling) Mark! My Mark!
Logan: Four of us...
Michael: Yeah, Del Figgalo helped.
Quinn: (yelling) Mark! My Mark!
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Chase: You wanna beat me up? Then do it. It's not gonna change things.
Football player: It'll change your face!
Chase: Touché.
Football player: It'll change your face!
Chase: Touché.
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Chase: They hit....
Micheal: and punched....
Logan: and kicked
Chase: It was a medley of pain
Micheal: and punched....
Logan: and kicked
Chase: It was a medley of pain
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Mark: I've been looking for you
Quinn: Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.
Mark: I am?
Quinn: Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.
Mark: I am?
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Logan: Chase, if you want to be a member you have to pay attention.
Chase: I don't want to be a member.
Logan: Then why are you here.
Chase: I... Live here...
Chase: I don't want to be a member.
Logan: Then why are you here.
Chase: I... Live here...
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Logan: (gives a gift to a "Silver Hammer") This is just to let you know, I'm interested.
Silver Hammer: Thanks but, I'm seeing someone.
Logan: But, wait, wait, wait.... I didn't mean...
Silver Hammer: Thanks but, I'm seeing someone.
Logan: But, wait, wait, wait.... I didn't mean...
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Quinn: If you need to speed up,just hit the red button.
Chase: But I'm scared of the red button.
Quinn: Stop being a baby. (starts up the go-kart)
Chase: But I'm scared of the red button.
Quinn: Stop being a baby. (starts up the go-kart)
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Michael: Hey, hey, hey! There is nothing funny about a young man with a scooter caught in his pants!
Lola: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is.
Zoey: There really is.
Quinn: How'd it happen?
Michael: [to Zoey] It's her fault!
Zoey: How's it my fault?!
Michael: You went and got me all excited about Lisa, then I got nervous!
Lola: You like Lisa? Aw, how cute!
Michael: Oh, it is NOT cute! I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening!
Lola: Awwwww.
Lola: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, there is.
Zoey: There really is.
Quinn: How'd it happen?
Michael: [to Zoey] It's her fault!
Zoey: How's it my fault?!
Michael: You went and got me all excited about Lisa, then I got nervous!
Lola: You like Lisa? Aw, how cute!
Michael: Oh, it is NOT cute! I can't even talk to the girl without something like this happening!
Lola: Awwwww.
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Quinn: Now, tell us who's blackmailing Zoey, or Princess Ablangada's gonna take a bath.
Firewire: A bath?
Quinn: In chloropeptic acid!
Firewire: You can't do that! She's in her original packaging! (Lola turns the chair he is tied in to face Quinn and her acid) NO!!!!!
Lola: If you want to save the princess...then you'd better tell us who's blackmailing Zoey!
Quinn: Help her, Firewire! You're her only hope!
Firewire: A bath?
Quinn: In chloropeptic acid!
Firewire: You can't do that! She's in her original packaging! (Lola turns the chair he is tied in to face Quinn and her acid) NO!!!!!
Lola: If you want to save the princess...then you'd better tell us who's blackmailing Zoey!
Quinn: Help her, Firewire! You're her only hope!
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Mr. Thatcher: ...Is that an oatmeal raisin cookie?
Zoey: Yes?
Mr. Thatcher: Gimme the cookie and i'll let it slide. (she does, and he takes a bite of it) You are LUCKY.
Zoey: Yes?
Mr. Thatcher: Gimme the cookie and i'll let it slide. (she does, and he takes a bite of it) You are LUCKY.
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Quinn: We're gonna get your arm out of that thing.
Lola: And finally get my reduced fat Doodlecake out of there.
Quinn: Will you forget about the Doodlecake?!
Lola: Um, NEVER!
[Michael's alarm clock is ringing and Lola's cellphone is going off, and they get frustrated trying to shut them off]
Chase: Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
Michael: I'm trying! This thing won't...it won't stop!
[Logan enters the room gargling, and Quinn is hitting her power drill. Chase stares at them and then...]
Chase: Okay, that's it! You people...are too loud! [he takes his computer and starts to leave]
Lola: Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
Chase: BLAH![he walks out]
Quinn: ...He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.
Lola: And finally get my reduced fat Doodlecake out of there.
Quinn: Will you forget about the Doodlecake?!
Lola: Um, NEVER!
[Michael's alarm clock is ringing and Lola's cellphone is going off, and they get frustrated trying to shut them off]
Chase: Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
Michael: I'm trying! This thing won't...it won't stop!
[Logan enters the room gargling, and Quinn is hitting her power drill. Chase stares at them and then...]
Chase: Okay, that's it! You people...are too loud! [he takes his computer and starts to leave]
Lola: Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
Chase: BLAH![he walks out]
Quinn: ...He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.
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Quinn: Dustin! What happend?
Dustin: I fell off a hill.
Quinn: Not with you, with Mark!
Dustin: I fell off a hill.
Quinn: Not with you, with Mark!
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Logan: STOP IT! Stop it right now! [everyone else turn to him] I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks! [they look at him, speechless] Yeah, I called you freaks!
Lola: WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]
Chase: All RIGHT!
Logan: YES, about time!
Lola: You're all so mean! [cries]
Lola: WE'RE freaks?! You're the one who's sitting there, [her voice gets quieter] staring at yourself in the mirror! [Logan looks at her] You're the one who's sitting there- [she puts her hand near her throat] ...My voice! I lost my voice! [everyone cheers except her]
Chase: All RIGHT!
Logan: YES, about time!
Lola: You're all so mean! [cries]
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Chase: What happened? [he looks at the rest of the group, thinking Quinn's germ caused it] No! No! NO! Lola! [he puts his arm on her shoulder and rolls her, but she just lies on the floor] Michael! [he grabs him by the shirt, but he doesn't move] Quinn! [he grabs her arm, but she doesn't move either]DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUR MUTANT GERM HAS DONE?!?![everyone else wakes up]
Quinn: Eeeeeeeee!
Lola, Zoey and Logan: RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Michael: Ahhhhhhh! [Chase is ambushed and sits back in his orange cushion]
Chase: You people are disturbed!
Lola: Pretty much.
Quinn: Eeeeeeeee!
Lola, Zoey and Logan: RAWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Michael: Ahhhhhhh! [Chase is ambushed and sits back in his orange cushion]
Chase: You people are disturbed!
Lola: Pretty much.
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Michael: (listening to mp3 player) I'm just another kind of girl and you wanna be my squirrel..
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Lola: (in British accent) Oh look, it's my gorgeous roommate, Zoey Brooks, with a bottle of Blix in her hand.
Zoey: ...Should I call the campus psychologist?
Zoey: ...Should I call the campus psychologist?
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Lola: (talking to Gene on the phone) Hey, Gene! You wanna be in the dance contest with my friend Zoey? She's cute and boyfriendless!
Zoey: You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand)
Zoey: You're such an idiot. (takes the phone out of Lola's hand)
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Chase: Teach me to dance, or i'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale.
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Chase: (picks Coco's laundry) Uh...Coco? You forgot your pillowcase.
Coco: That's my underwear. (takes laundry and walks away)
Chase: (looks at hand in horror) Well...Now I have to go boil my hand....
Coco: That's my underwear. (takes laundry and walks away)
Chase: (looks at hand in horror) Well...Now I have to go boil my hand....
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Chase: Aww...Now that's nice.
Michael: What's nice?
Zoey: Seeing You two cooperate.
Logan: Well,ribs do bring people together.
Michael: What's nice?
Zoey: Seeing You two cooperate.
Logan: Well,ribs do bring people together.
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Lola: How long do you plan to let Dustin keep staying here at night?
Zoey: 'Til he's not scared anymore.
Lola: What if that takes weeks? I can't handle that, Zoey! I need to be able to throw my bra on the floor without worrying if your little brother's gonna find it, take a digital picture of it, and show it to his friends.
Zoey: 'Til he's not scared anymore.
Lola: What if that takes weeks? I can't handle that, Zoey! I need to be able to throw my bra on the floor without worrying if your little brother's gonna find it, take a digital picture of it, and show it to his friends.
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Dean Rivers: (after the fire alarm has gone off) All right, all right, the good news is there's no fire. Wait, wait. The bad news, one of you obviously pulled the fire alarm for no reason. Would the person who did it like to confess? (nobody talks) I didn't think so. All right, let me be clear. Pulling a fire alarm is not funny. (laughter is heard) It's a serious offense. If it happens again, and I don't find out who it is, I'm giving this entire dorm detention. (the boys start complaining) Now go back to bed.
Logan: OK, whoever pulled the alarm, if you do it again, you're getting your butt kicked.
Michael: Yeah, a fake fire alarm is not drippin'. (all of the boys look at Michael)
Chase: Saying drippin' is not drippin'.
Michael: Hey, hey! You can't use the term against itself. [to himself] I hate when people diss my word...I need some french fries.
Logan: OK, whoever pulled the alarm, if you do it again, you're getting your butt kicked.
Michael: Yeah, a fake fire alarm is not drippin'. (all of the boys look at Michael)
Chase: Saying drippin' is not drippin'.
Michael: Hey, hey! You can't use the term against itself. [to himself] I hate when people diss my word...I need some french fries.
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Michael: Will you quit showing off your fancy Asian phone?
Logan: What, you're not gonna say it's drippin?
Michael: Hey hey. Don't you mock drippin'. Don't you steal my word!
Logan: What, you're not gonna say it's drippin?
Michael: Hey hey. Don't you mock drippin'. Don't you steal my word!
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Dean Rivers: (after the fire alarm has gone off for the second night) All right, I told you what would happen if someone pulled that fire alarm again. All of you, have detention this Saturday. (all of the boys groan as they start to walk inside)
Bully: Who keeps pulling that stupid alarm?! [to a nerd] Was it you?!
Nerd: No! No, I-I-i'd never do any- [bully pushes him on the floor] Ow! Ow, ow, rupture!
Chase: Whoa, hey! We're not gonna solve this problem by shoving random nerds.
Bully: Oooooooh! Excuse me, voice of reason!
Michael: Look, I'm tired of being woken up in the middle of the night when I'm dreaming about......people don't need to know what I dream about!
Bully: Who keeps pulling that stupid alarm?! [to a nerd] Was it you?!
Nerd: No! No, I-I-i'd never do any- [bully pushes him on the floor] Ow! Ow, ow, rupture!
Chase: Whoa, hey! We're not gonna solve this problem by shoving random nerds.
Bully: Oooooooh! Excuse me, voice of reason!
Michael: Look, I'm tired of being woken up in the middle of the night when I'm dreaming about......people don't need to know what I dream about!
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