Zoey 101 Quotes
Quinn: Where's the off button on this?
Dana: Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.
Quinn: True.
Dana: Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.
Quinn: True.
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Zoey: (on the phone to Chase) Chase, you rock!
Chase: (to Michael) I rock!
Michael: You´re OK.
Chase: (to Michael) I rock!
Michael: You´re OK.
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Nicole: You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!
Dana: What?!
Zoey: What?!
Nicole: I didn't know what to say!
Dana: What?!
Zoey: What?!
Nicole: I didn't know what to say!
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Zoey: Well tell him money doesn't give him the right to push people around.
Chase: I did.
Zoey: And?
Chase: He gave me 50 dollars to shut up.
Chase: I did.
Zoey: And?
Chase: He gave me 50 dollars to shut up.
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Mr. Bender: Okay! shut up. so why are you guys fighting?
Chase: Uh.... Uh.... he said.... he said I have bushy hair!
Mr. Bender: Chase, your hair is incredibly bushy and Michael, the bushiness of Chase's hair is none of your business.
Chase: Uh.... Uh.... he said.... he said I have bushy hair!
Mr. Bender: Chase, your hair is incredibly bushy and Michael, the bushiness of Chase's hair is none of your business.
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Logan: Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little.
Zoey: You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.
Chase: It's true it happened to me once.
Zoey: You know, I would, but it's so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she's vomiting.
Chase: It's true it happened to me once.
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Nicole: Do you like him?
Zoey: I didn't say that.
Nicole: Yeah, but you didn't not say it.
Zoey: Hey! What?
Chase: I thought you were gonna quit the play! What was that?
Zoey: I don't know. When I saw Logan act I just got...swept up.
Chase: Well, sweep down!
Zoey: Huh?
Chase: I don't know!
Logan: Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something?
Chase: Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team, they're not hot.
Michael: I don't know. Dave,the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude.
Zoey: I didn't say that.
Nicole: Yeah, but you didn't not say it.
Zoey: Hey! What?
Chase: I thought you were gonna quit the play! What was that?
Zoey: I don't know. When I saw Logan act I just got...swept up.
Chase: Well, sweep down!
Zoey: Huh?
Chase: I don't know!
Logan: Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something?
Chase: Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team, they're not hot.
Michael: I don't know. Dave,the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude.
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Michael: Calm down. Let me ask you this, it's your play right?
Chase: Yeah, so?
Michael: So, if it's bothering you so much then change it.
Chase: Change it?
Michael: Write a different ending.
Chase: I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genious in short pants!
Michael: I have my moments.
Chase: Yeah, so?
Michael: So, if it's bothering you so much then change it.
Chase: Change it?
Michael: Write a different ending.
Chase: I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genious in short pants!
Michael: I have my moments.
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Mr. Fletcher: Kill? Kill?!
Chase: Yeah, see it's actually supposed to say "Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard." Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I'm always mixing up my S's and L's. Like one time I tried to write "sassafras". I wrote "lallafral"!
Chase: Yeah, see it's actually supposed to say "Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard." Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I'm always mixing up my S's and L's. Like one time I tried to write "sassafras". I wrote "lallafral"!
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Michael: I told you not to buy those cheap cups! (holds up a cardboard box that says "Kups") Don't buy cups with a "K"!
Logan: They're quality cups!
Michael: Look around!
Logan: They're quality cups!
Michael: Look around!
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Zoey: Well, none of the kids at PCA think it was fair of you to ban the coffee carts in the first place.
Dean Rivers: Who asked you?!
Zoey: You just did.
Dean Rivers: Don't twist my rules!
Dean Rivers: Who asked you?!
Zoey: You just did.
Dean Rivers: Don't twist my rules!
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Nicole: He really is awesome?
Chase: (sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic?
Zoey: I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy.
Nicole: Ooh. She's starting to like him.
Dana: Ya'think?
Chase: What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah, I mean...
Chase: You mean what?
Zoey: I don't know. Mabye I do like him...
Chase: Ok I got to go.
Zoey: Where are you going?
Chase: To take a bath. What difference does it make?
Chase: (sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic?
Zoey: I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy.
Nicole: Ooh. She's starting to like him.
Dana: Ya'think?
Chase: What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah, I mean...
Chase: You mean what?
Zoey: I don't know. Mabye I do like him...
Chase: Ok I got to go.
Zoey: Where are you going?
Chase: To take a bath. What difference does it make?
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Zoey: My friend, Quinn, thinks you're cute and wants to go out with you. Will ya?
Mark: No.
Zoey: Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there.
Mark: (Looks at Quinn) No.
Mark: No.
Zoey: Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there.
Mark: (Looks at Quinn) No.
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Quinn: What did he say? Please say he said yes, I would be the happiest person in the world if he said yes, tell me he said yes, please.
Zoey: Ummm...He said YES.
Zoey: Ummm...He said YES.
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Dana: What's your problem?
Zoey: Remember when I said "Mark said yes" He said NO.
Nicole: NO!!!
Zoey: YES.
Nicole: YES.
Nicole: Yes, wait I'm confused.
Dana: Did he say Yes or No.
Zoey: He said No.
Dana: No, then why did you tell her he said Yes.
Zoey: Because, I panicked.
Dana: You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out.
Zoey: I can't... it'll break her heart, her weird little heart.
Zoey: Remember when I said "Mark said yes" He said NO.
Nicole: NO!!!
Zoey: YES.
Nicole: YES.
Nicole: Yes, wait I'm confused.
Dana: Did he say Yes or No.
Zoey: He said No.
Dana: No, then why did you tell her he said Yes.
Zoey: Because, I panicked.
Dana: You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out.
Zoey: I can't... it'll break her heart, her weird little heart.
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Quinn: Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend! I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!
Mark: But...
Quinn: I said "Good day"!
Mark: But...
Quinn: I said "Good day"!
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Courtney: Mark! You're on a date with HER?
Mark: No! I'm... on a date with Chase!
Chase: Um, it's true. We had a picnic.
Zoey: Champagne and everything, I saw it all.
Courtney: Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me Mark! We are done!
Mark: No! I'm... on a date with Chase!
Chase: Um, it's true. We had a picnic.
Zoey: Champagne and everything, I saw it all.
Courtney: Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me Mark! We are done!
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Quinn: Did you know that female spiders usually eat their offspring?
Chase: Huh?
Quinn: Spiders arnt insects! Theyre arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?
Chase: Oh my god.
Quinn: Want to see my sixth toe?
Chase: MAKE IT STOP!
Chase: Huh?
Quinn: Spiders arnt insects! Theyre arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?
Chase: Oh my god.
Quinn: Want to see my sixth toe?
Chase: MAKE IT STOP!
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Chase: I wonder who invented the meatball
Zoey: How do you mean invented?
Chase: Well some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said "Yes meat is good but it would be even better in ball form"
Zoey: How do you mean invented?
Chase: Well some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said "Yes meat is good but it would be even better in ball form"
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Zoey: (About Mark)Go talk to him
Quinn: Oh, I dunno I'm not very good at talking to guys
Zoey: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls but you gotta use smaller words
Quinn: Oh, I dunno I'm not very good at talking to guys
Zoey: It's easy. It's just like talking to girls but you gotta use smaller words
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Announcer: And now back to "Grass: Nature's Carpet!"
Nicole: Okay, why are we watching this?
Nicole: Okay, why are we watching this?
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Nicole: Are you sure people are going to pay money to smash a watermelon with a bat?
Zoey: Of course, boys love to smash things.
Michael: It's true!
Chase: We do enjoy the smashing!
Zoey: Of course, boys love to smash things.
Michael: It's true!
Chase: We do enjoy the smashing!
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Dana: Tell that to Mr. Bermin when he sees what we've done to his baby.
Nicole: What do you think he'll say?
Zoey: He'll probably start with, give me my four-thousand dollars back!
Nicole: What do you think he'll say?
Zoey: He'll probably start with, give me my four-thousand dollars back!
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Dustin: Is it true?
Zoey: What?
Dustin: That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?
Dana: Sorry, but Drake's not coming.
Dustin: How come?
Nicole: His manager wants 5000 bucks.
Dustin: So get it
Dana: (sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store.
Zoey: What?
Dustin: That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?
Dana: Sorry, but Drake's not coming.
Dustin: How come?
Nicole: His manager wants 5000 bucks.
Dustin: So get it
Dana: (sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store.
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