Zoey 101 Quotes
Lola: You can stay here!
Quinn: You can move in with us!
Lola: You can even take a digital picture of my bra!
Dustin: Can't...breathe!
Quinn: You can move in with us!
Lola: You can even take a digital picture of my bra!
Dustin: Can't...breathe!
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Logan: Right, I'm sure you're all just gonna beat me up, right here in front of Dean Rivers.
Firefighter: Chief, coffee's ready!
Chief: Oh! Coffee!
Dean Rivers: Let's get some.
Firefighter: Chief, coffee's ready!
Chief: Oh! Coffee!
Dean Rivers: Let's get some.
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Logan: Uh, Dean Rivers? (the boys move towards him) Dean? Sir!
Chase: Uh... (clears throat) Run. [the other boys form an angry mob and run after Logan, except Chase and Michael]
Chase: Uh... (clears throat) Run. [the other boys form an angry mob and run after Logan, except Chase and Michael]
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Logan: How could you two just let those guys beat me up last night? How could you do that?
Michael: It was easy.
Chase: We just walked back to the dorm and went to sleep.
Michael: It was easy.
Chase: We just walked back to the dorm and went to sleep.
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Lola: (to Zoey) On a first date, a guy and a girl are just checking each other out.
Quinn: The second dates are like a compatibility test. To see whether you guys get along.
Lola: Third date is a real turning point.
Quinn: Whether to see if your gilfriend material.
Lola: Or the dreaded "just friends".
Quinn: The second dates are like a compatibility test. To see whether you guys get along.
Lola: Third date is a real turning point.
Quinn: Whether to see if your gilfriend material.
Lola: Or the dreaded "just friends".
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(on the Chase and Michael show, the two boys are bowling pins about to be hit by the ball)
Michael: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Chase: Calm down!
Michael: I can't calm down! We're about to be hit by a big, flat ball!
Chase: B-b-but, maybe it will miss us!
Michael: How's it gonna miss us?! We're right in front! Oh, man! He's about to roll! It's gonna roll!
Chase: Hey, I got an idea!
Michael: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
Chase: When the ball rolls at us, hop up and down.
Michael: Why?!
Chase: 'Cause, maybe-maybe when the ball gets here, we'll be up! And it'll roll right under us!
Michael: Here comes the ball! Ahhhhhh!
Michael: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Chase: Calm down!
Michael: I can't calm down! We're about to be hit by a big, flat ball!
Chase: B-b-but, maybe it will miss us!
Michael: How's it gonna miss us?! We're right in front! Oh, man! He's about to roll! It's gonna roll!
Chase: Hey, I got an idea!
Michael: Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
Chase: When the ball rolls at us, hop up and down.
Michael: Why?!
Chase: 'Cause, maybe-maybe when the ball gets here, we'll be up! And it'll roll right under us!
Michael: Here comes the ball! Ahhhhhh!
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Michael: (at the table with Chase) Ah, we're cute.
Chase: Yeah. Now we just need 25 more ideas.
Michael: Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this. Our characters are two dolphins, that are afraid to be hit by a boat.
Chase: Yeah. See, that's the same thing as the bowling pins.
Michael: No, we're dolphins.
Chase: Yeah. Now we just need 25 more ideas.
Michael: Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this. Our characters are two dolphins, that are afraid to be hit by a boat.
Chase: Yeah. See, that's the same thing as the bowling pins.
Michael: No, we're dolphins.
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Chase: We're being sued...
Michael: (cries for a bit) I told you we should've gone with the dolphins!
Michael: (cries for a bit) I told you we should've gone with the dolphins!
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Logan: All right! You want an idea? How about... your characters are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit by the bowling ball. How's that?
Michael: That could be really funny. How did you think of that?
Logan: I'm good at everything.
Michael: That could be really funny. How did you think of that?
Logan: I'm good at everything.
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Michael: You know, why do they call this an "eggplant"? It doesn't look like an egg, it doesn't look like a plant.
Lola: So what should they call it?
Michael: I don't know. Veggabush.
Lola: So what should they call it?
Michael: I don't know. Veggabush.
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Zoey: This is important to me! I want to be on the cover of Buzz!
Chase: No you don't, you're just obsessed with beating Lola because you guys are in a fight!
Zoey: Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if you're not gonna help me-
Chase: Maybe you do need a therapist, because you're not even acting like you.
Zoey: Oh, i'm not?
Chase: You're the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well guess what? It's bringing out the worst in you!
Zoey: That's so not true!
Chase: It's like...you? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?
Zoey: (brief pause) ...Topaz, pearls, or red balls?
Chase: No you don't, you're just obsessed with beating Lola because you guys are in a fight!
Zoey: Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if you're not gonna help me-
Chase: Maybe you do need a therapist, because you're not even acting like you.
Zoey: Oh, i'm not?
Chase: You're the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. Well guess what? It's bringing out the worst in you!
Zoey: That's so not true!
Chase: It's like...you? To run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the prettiest girl at PCA?
Zoey: (brief pause) ...Topaz, pearls, or red balls?
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Chase: This is so much better than a beauty pageant.
Quinn: So much better!
Michael: Girls...always fighting dirty.
Quinn: (starts to laugh) Fighting dirty...cause they're muddy!
Michael: It is? ...Yeah, that's right, it is! It sure is! You just laugh it up, Quinn. Compliments of Michael Barrett!
Chase: It wasn't that funny.
Quinn: I know. But now he'll stop trying to make me laugh.
Quinn: So much better!
Michael: Girls...always fighting dirty.
Quinn: (starts to laugh) Fighting dirty...cause they're muddy!
Michael: It is? ...Yeah, that's right, it is! It sure is! You just laugh it up, Quinn. Compliments of Michael Barrett!
Chase: It wasn't that funny.
Quinn: I know. But now he'll stop trying to make me laugh.
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Chase: This is my room, too. (Johnsake offers him a $50 bill) You know, suddenly I feel like standing in the hallway. (he and Zoey leave the room)
Zoey: ...You're giving me half that money.
Zoey: ...You're giving me half that money.
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Zoey: Oh my god, we actually feel bad for Logan Reese.
Lola: Unbelievable.
Zoey: Wow.
Chase: That's insane.
Lola: Unbelievable.
Zoey: Wow.
Chase: That's insane.
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Zoey: He's letting kids throw tomatoes at him?
Lola: For a dollar a piece?
Chase: Can I have a dollar? (Zoey nudges him)
Lola: For a dollar a piece?
Chase: Can I have a dollar? (Zoey nudges him)
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Lola: Why should we help him?
Chase: He wouldn't help us.
Zoey: Yeah, but we're good people.
Lola: Yeah, I am a good person.
Chase: He wouldn't help us.
Zoey: Yeah, but we're good people.
Lola: Yeah, I am a good person.
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Lola: I can't believe i'm transporting Logan Reese's underpants.
Chase: Yeah, well if you're really in the mood, try typing up this 26 page history report.
Lola: Why'd he have to buy that stupid car (by C-Note 3: 16) and lose all his money? I liked him better when he was rich and obnoxious.
Chase: Yeah, well if you're really in the mood, try typing up this 26 page history report.
Lola: Why'd he have to buy that stupid car (by C-Note 3: 16) and lose all his money? I liked him better when he was rich and obnoxious.
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Zoey: You know, it's really wrong to read another person's e-mail.
Chase: You want me to stop?
Zoey: No! Read it!
Chase: You want me to stop?
Zoey: No! Read it!
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Zoey: What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why aren't you answering my questions?
Mr. Brooks: 'Cause you're not taking any pauses.
Zoey: Why are you here?
Mrs. Brooks: Well, we have a little news.
Zoey: Are you having a baby, Mom?
Mrs. Brooks: No.
Mr. Brooks: No babies. No babies, right?
Mrs. Brooks: No. No.
Mr. Brooks: 'Cause you're not taking any pauses.
Zoey: Why are you here?
Mrs. Brooks: Well, we have a little news.
Zoey: Are you having a baby, Mom?
Mrs. Brooks: No.
Mr. Brooks: No babies. No babies, right?
Mrs. Brooks: No. No.
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Michael: How's it coming?
Logan: I'm getting it. Why don't you come help me?
Michael: Because if I don't send this report to Mr. Bender, I'm gonna get a 0. (tries to X-out) How do you close this webcam software?
Logan: Just click on the little box in the corner. (opens the door)
Michael: I see no little box!
Logan: Well, just click somewhere!
Logan: I'm getting it. Why don't you come help me?
Michael: Because if I don't send this report to Mr. Bender, I'm gonna get a 0. (tries to X-out) How do you close this webcam software?
Logan: Just click on the little box in the corner. (opens the door)
Michael: I see no little box!
Logan: Well, just click somewhere!
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Logan: We need to talk.
Michael: We do.
Chase: Okay, is uh... (takes his backpack off and puts it down) everything all right?
Michael: Nope.
Logan: You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.
Chase: Oh, really?
Michael: Really.
Chase: Why?
Logan: She's disgusting!
Chase: Hey, well. Don't hold back.
Michael: Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she didn't... (sighs)
Chase: If she didn't what? (Logan and Michael don't answer) If she didn't what? Just say it.
Logan: If she didn't look like Zoey.
Chase: (snorts twice) You guys are ridiculous.
Michael: I don't think we're ridiculous.
Michael: We do.
Chase: Okay, is uh... (takes his backpack off and puts it down) everything all right?
Michael: Nope.
Logan: You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.
Chase: Oh, really?
Michael: Really.
Chase: Why?
Logan: She's disgusting!
Chase: Hey, well. Don't hold back.
Michael: Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she didn't... (sighs)
Chase: If she didn't what? (Logan and Michael don't answer) If she didn't what? Just say it.
Logan: If she didn't look like Zoey.
Chase: (snorts twice) You guys are ridiculous.
Michael: I don't think we're ridiculous.
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Chase: Unlock the door.
Michael: It's okay that you miss Zoey.
Chase: I don't miss Zoey, okay? I haven't even thought about her since she left.
Michael: It's okay that you miss Zoey.
Chase: I don't miss Zoey, okay? I haven't even thought about her since she left.
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Logan: So you're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoey?
Chase: I don't even see a resemblance.
Michael: Everybody thinks they look alike!
Logan: And that's the only reason you're hanging out with her! She's your little Zoey replacement, and that's a little bit sick.
Michael(to Logan): Uh, subtle.
Logan: He needs to hear this.
Chase: I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads the magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!
Michael: So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?
Chase: Gretchen is a lot of fun.
Logan: Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?
Michael: And don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!
Chase: Unlock the door.
Logan: We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.
Chase: Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, cause we're gonna be in here for a while.
Logan: Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?
Chase: It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)
Chase: I don't even see a resemblance.
Michael: Everybody thinks they look alike!
Logan: And that's the only reason you're hanging out with her! She's your little Zoey replacement, and that's a little bit sick.
Michael(to Logan): Uh, subtle.
Logan: He needs to hear this.
Chase: I don't need to hear anything from you guys right now. (as Zoey reads the magazine, a small beep from her computer alerts her that she has a webcam connection, and she begins to watch the conversation) If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friends!
Michael: So you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make friends with some bizarr-o girl that just happens to look exactly like Zoey?
Chase: Gretchen is a lot of fun.
Logan: Ha! Yeah, like the way she spits and picks her nose?
Michael: And don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch!
Chase: Unlock the door.
Logan: We'll unlock the door when you admit that you miss Zoey.
Chase: Well, then we better order some pizzas and a toilet, cause we're gonna be in here for a while.
Logan: Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoey's gone?
Chase: It's hard to admit something that's not true! (Zoey looks upset)
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Chase: You're right... Everything you guys said is true.
Michael: We know you miss Zoey, man.
Chase: I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her.When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole (Zoey softly smiles) I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feelings ever gonna go away. (Zoey looks surprised)
Michael: We know you miss Zoey, man.
Chase: I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her.When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole (Zoey softly smiles) I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feelings ever gonna go away. (Zoey looks surprised)
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Michael: Hey, you know Chase...he was probably on his way here, then fell down some stairs. Landed on his big bush of a head.
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