That's So Raven Quotes

Raven: Chelsea, pull my finger!
Chelsea: Oh, oh, no, Ray, my cousin Earl tries that one on me every Thanksgiving! Not gonna happen!
Raven: Chelsea, pull my finger, I have to get the ring off!

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Raven: Cory, I am your big sister ok. I won't judge you.
Corey: Ok, you know that monkey keychain?
Raven: Ummhmm.
Corey: I stole it
Raven: You dirty little thief!
Corey: I thought you said you wouldn't judge me.
Raven: That was before I knew what you were doing!

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Raven: Guilty as charged for given us food thats bad for us!
Raven: Food court... Gotta go!

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[Raven and Chelsea give Nicki a towel with mud mask on it]
Raven: [looking at Nicki's mud mask] Ooooooh!
Nicki: What is all over my face?
Raven: [takes some on her finger and sniffs it - gasps] Girl, it's pistachio pudding!

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[Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume]
Raven: [to Eddie] Papi, tell them who I be.
Eddie Thomas: Me?
Raven: You don't expect me to introduce me, do you?
Eddie Thomas: Uh... that's uh... Liz Anya.
Raven: [whispers] Liz Anya?
Eddie Thomas: [whispers] You was about to be Porka Choppa!

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Raven: [inside air vent] Dead bug, dead bug! Live bug, live bug!

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Raven: see before it was just hey now its hey Rae.

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Victor: You're grounded!
Cory: For how long?!
Victor: Two weeks! Or until rats talk!
Tanya: [voicing Lionel] Homie!

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Miss Patterson: Are you children enjoying them?
Raven, Chelsea, Eddie & Cory: ...Oh...yeah...ummm...
Miss Patterson': Good, 'cause I put something special in them. A dash...of cinnamon!
[Chelsea holds hands to neck and makes choking sound]
Chelsea: Oh wait did you say cinnamon?

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Miss Patterson: Oh no, it's time...I have to do this now.
Raven: Wait, wait, do what?
Miss Patterson: Take a shower. Every day at exactly 6: 03 I take a shower for exactly five and a half minutes. I call it me time.

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Raven: Yes, all your evidence is in here, along with her evil... [pulls out knitting needles] knitting needles...and her evil... [pulls out teddy bear] teddy bear...and her evil...book of..nighty night stories...IT WAS IN HERE, I SAW IT!

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Policeman: We're going door to door looking for a revenge-seeking babysitter.
Raven, Eddie & Cory: THAT'S HER!
Policeman: Where?
Raven: She's in there...in the kitchen...making cocoa!

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Raven: HEY! Are yall spying on my dream? That is jack up! I'm angry, I'm awake, and I'm coming to get ya!

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Raven: [yells out] Mrs. Wilcox! Mrs. Wilcox! Going once, going twice, yep and going to the mall.
Old man: She cant hear you.
Raven: Oh? Hard of hearing? MRS. WILCOX!!
Old man: She cant hear you because she's in her room!

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Chelsea: Donna Cabonna?! (accidentally lets go of her bowling ball and it starts rolling down the stairs) Four!
Eddie: That's golf, Chels.
Chelsea': No, that's my fourth ball I've lost this week.

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Raven: [just cheated on HOOK UP MY SPACE! and camera just zoomed in on Raven] Hey, America, how yall doin'?

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Raven: Corey please this is my only chance please don't make this ugly [looks at lamp] Oh my goodness what is that ugly thing?!?

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Eddie: My says "Panic."
Chelsea: Mine says "Don't."
Raven: [crying] MINE SAYS "RAVEN, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!"

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Raven: [carrying CD player] Corey, have you been using my CD player?
Corey: No...
Raven: Then why is there... [opening CD player, holding up balogna]balogna in it?
Corey: [looking at Raven] Are you mad?
Raven: You got that right!
Corey: Then it's job well done.

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Raven: Dad, this part of my morning routine. Take a bath, brush my teeth, fight with Corey, eat a muffin.

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Raven: Ready, we're going in. [turns door knob] No we're not, it's locked!

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Eddie: Wait, wait, Rae? Did you have a vision? Preferably, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?
Raven: Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.

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Chelsea: [gasps] Raven!
Raven: [gasps] Oh! I have the answers to Eddie's test!
Chelsea: No, you said Didi! That's my aunts name!

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Chelsea: So what do you want, Rae?
Raven: You know what? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I'll be the one asking you, "So, watcha gonna do?"
Chelsea: Oh. So, watcha gonna do?

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Chelsea: Yeah! Who wants to go party with the boys when you can come over to Rae's and have a nice study party!
Eddie: [sarcastically] Yeah, and afterwards, maybe we can sit around, do each other's toenails, and share our feelings!

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Raven: So, Chelsea, what are we playing for?
Chelsea: Yes, we're playing for a nice cold root beer! Courtesy of...your mom and dad! Yes, your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.

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Cory: [speaking in Spanish] Stupido, stupido, stupido!

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Senorita Rodriguez: [to window cleaner] You missed a spot! Still there! Still there! [cleaner gets frustrated]

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Raven: I hear your students might be switching to French!
Senorita Rodriguez: French! I bet that new French teacher is behind this! Madam What's-Her-Face!

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Raven: [trying to tell Eddie he got the wrong test] You see what happened is they gave your Uncle Louie the wrong test! You see, so they gave him a completely wrong test! So, he got a totally wrong test! You see? Comprende?
Eddie: [not understanding] I don't have and Uncle Louie.
Senorita Rodriguez: Raven, we're about to take a test!
Raven: But-
Senorita Rodriguez: Raven, Eddie obviously doesn't care about his Uncle Louie!

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