Zoey 101 Quotes
Chase: Hey it's him!
Michael: You're you!
Drake: I'm me.
Manager: (to Drake) You are.
Michael: You're you!
Drake: I'm me.
Manager: (to Drake) You are.
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Michael: (Talking in code) Zoey, the rabbit's in the hole!
Zoey: Huh? What rabbit?
Michael: [sighs] Stacey's at the store and the deals goin' down! [mumbling to himself] And ya try to be cool.
Zoey: Huh? What rabbit?
Michael: [sighs] Stacey's at the store and the deals goin' down! [mumbling to himself] And ya try to be cool.
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Chase: Massage my shoulders.
Michael: Are you out of your mind?
Chase: Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt.
Michael: Well these headphones are hurting my ears! What you wanna massage my ear hole?
Michael: Are you out of your mind?
Chase: Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt.
Michael: Well these headphones are hurting my ears! What you wanna massage my ear hole?
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Chase: (Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking!
Michael: (gasp)
Chase: What do you do? A. Find a new best friend, B. Push her down a flight of stairs, or C....
Zoey: What? It doesn't say that!
Chase: Well yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!
Michael: I pick B....Down the stairs she goes!
Michael: (gasp)
Chase: What do you do? A. Find a new best friend, B. Push her down a flight of stairs, or C....
Zoey: What? It doesn't say that!
Chase: Well yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!
Michael: I pick B....Down the stairs she goes!
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Chase: (about new jukebox) Yep that's definitely juketastic!
Zoey: (gives Chase weird look)
Zoey: (gives Chase weird look)
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Coach: All right. Mr. Matthews you just bought yourself another lap.
Chase: Can I return it?
Chase: Can I return it?
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Mr. Bender: (After hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring) Read the message.
Zoey: (Reading) Hey, Zo do you think Mr.Bender knows his zipper's down?
Zoey: (Reading) Hey, Zo do you think Mr.Bender knows his zipper's down?
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Chase: Can you at least turn the sound down!
Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down!
Logan: Why don't you turn your mouth down!
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Michael: Duuuudeees!
Chase: Michael!
Logan: What's up?
Michael: Mah boys!
Logan: So, how was your summer, man?
Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!
Michael: Heh yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair...Hey did it get bushier?
Chase: It's possible.
Chase: Michael!
Logan: What's up?
Michael: Mah boys!
Logan: So, how was your summer, man?
Chase: Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!
Michael: Heh yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair...Hey did it get bushier?
Chase: It's possible.
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Chase: Hey, Zoe! You look great!
Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) ...Did your hair get bushier?
Chase: I've heard that.
Zoey: You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) ...Did your hair get bushier?
Chase: I've heard that.
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[Chase and Michael purposely blow the power in their room (While Dustin is trying to win a video game)]
Chase: Good night Michael.
Michael: Sleep tight Chase.
Logan: You guys are the worst.
[After a pause]
Dustin: [crying] Soooooo close.
Chase: Good night Michael.
Michael: Sleep tight Chase.
Logan: You guys are the worst.
[After a pause]
Dustin: [crying] Soooooo close.
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Michael: That's you?! (pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses) Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mr. Bender gives him a look) You were very handsome.
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Mr. Bender: Lola, what'd you bring? [Lola starts crying] Oh my gosh, what's...the matter? What's wrong?
Lola: You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project!
Mr. Bender: Why? You didn't pick an item?
Lola: No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more]
Mr. Bender: Oh my gosh; i'm so sorry!
Lola: My dad tells me i'm just like her! So I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But...
Mr. Bender: But what?
Lola: I just can't! It's all I have left of her!
Mr. Bender: It's okay, it's okay...
Lola: I'm so sorry!
Mr. Bender: Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing.
Lola: Really?
Mr. Bender: Of course, of course. Don't worry, i'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment.
Lola: Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!
Lola: You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project!
Mr. Bender: Why? You didn't pick an item?
Lola: No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more]
Mr. Bender: Oh my gosh; i'm so sorry!
Lola: My dad tells me i'm just like her! So I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But...
Mr. Bender: But what?
Lola: I just can't! It's all I have left of her!
Mr. Bender: It's okay, it's okay...
Lola: I'm so sorry!
Mr. Bender: Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing.
Lola: Really?
Mr. Bender: Of course, of course. Don't worry, i'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment.
Lola: Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!
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Zoey: But why would Trisha like you?
Chase: Well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.
Chase: Well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.
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Logan: (on television) Hello, my name is Logan Reese.
Zoey: I'm Zoey Brooks.
Logan: Today we're gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think it's fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah, you're right...
Logan: Huh?
Zoey: I said you're right!
Logan: Okay... Lets move on to our next topic then... Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. (with a girly voice) "Uh, I'm a girl. I'll have a chopped salad but I want the lettuce on the side!" Guys are just like "Give me a cheeseburger!" End of story! Zoey?
Zoey: I agree...
Logan: Okay... For our next topic let's talk about... Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?
Zoey: I'm Zoey Brooks.
Logan: Today we're gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think it's fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams but they should not be allowed to play in the guys teams! Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah, you're right...
Logan: Huh?
Zoey: I said you're right!
Logan: Okay... Lets move on to our next topic then... Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. (with a girly voice) "Uh, I'm a girl. I'll have a chopped salad but I want the lettuce on the side!" Guys are just like "Give me a cheeseburger!" End of story! Zoey?
Zoey: I agree...
Logan: Okay... For our next topic let's talk about... Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?
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Chase: (in the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better president of the United States than a man?
Logan: Abolutely not!
Zoey: You're an idiot!
Logan: A woman can not be president of the United States!
Zoey: Name one reason!
Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!
Logan: Abolutely not!
Zoey: You're an idiot!
Logan: A woman can not be president of the United States!
Zoey: Name one reason!
Logan: Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!
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Zoey: Maybe we ought to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.
Lola: How are we gonna do that?
Zoey: By being around them when they don't know were around.
Nicole: But if were around them trying to prove it well be around them and were grils so they'll be around girls when were trying t-
Lola: Maybe you should let Zoey talk.
Zoey: I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy.?
Nicole: Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.
Lola: That's 3 problems.
Nicole: 2 boobs.
Zoey: We can get around those problems.
Lola: It would be the ultmate acting role.
Lola: How are we gonna do that?
Zoey: By being around them when they don't know were around.
Nicole: But if were around them trying to prove it well be around them and were grils so they'll be around girls when were trying t-
Lola: Maybe you should let Zoey talk.
Zoey: I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy.?
Nicole: Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.
Lola: That's 3 problems.
Nicole: 2 boobs.
Zoey: We can get around those problems.
Lola: It would be the ultmate acting role.
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Lola: Hey, can you turn up the music?
Chase: Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!
Lola: Thanks, I just got it.
Chase: (after that he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?
Chase: Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!
Lola: Thanks, I just got it.
Chase: (after that he accidentally pushed down the boombox from the roof into the ground) Was it expensive?
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Nicole: You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?
Lola: Easy. Chase is gullible and Logan’s a moron.
Lola: Easy. Chase is gullible and Logan’s a moron.
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Lola: Ok, who is she?
Chase: Who is who?
Lola: The girl you like.
Chase: What makes you think I like someone?
Lola: 'Cause I'm smart. So who is she? Does she go to PCA?
Chase: Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.
Chase: Who is who?
Lola: The girl you like.
Chase: What makes you think I like someone?
Lola: 'Cause I'm smart. So who is she? Does she go to PCA?
Chase: Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.
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Lola: [as she is about to leave] ...So, which would you rather do?
Chase: Huh?
Lola: Be locked in a cage with a wild tiger, or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Chase: Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo's foot.
Lola: Why?
Chase: Because, i'm scared of tigers, and I love peanut butter. [Lola giggles]
Chase: Huh?
Lola: Be locked in a cage with a wild tiger, or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Chase: Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo's foot.
Lola: Why?
Chase: Because, i'm scared of tigers, and I love peanut butter. [Lola giggles]
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Lola: When i'm acting, i'm playing a role.
Chase: So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!
Lola: That's pretty smart.
Chase: Well, i'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]
Chase: So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!
Lola: That's pretty smart.
Chase: Well, i'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]
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Chase: See, I told you you could do it. [Lola smiles, and laughs. He picks up a flower and gives it to her] For you.
Lola: Why are you giving me a flower?
Chase: So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.
Lola: [gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.
Chase: Why not?
Lola: There's a spider on it.
Chase: Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]
Lola: Why are you giving me a flower?
Chase: So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.
Lola: [gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.
Chase: Why not?
Lola: There's a spider on it.
Chase: Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]
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(Chase walks into the room, where Michael is listening to music on his Gio)
Chase: Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)
Michael: You interrupted tune time!
Chase: Lola asked me out!
Michael: Well, my goodness.
Chase: Yeah.
Michael: You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.
Chase: Dude, this is serious!
Michael: I'm being serious! Lola's hot!
Chase: So, you think I should go out with her.
Michael: Sounds like a good idea to me.
Chase: Michael. Michael! MICHAEL! (he takes the earbuds out of the Gio)
Michael: You interrupted tune time!
Chase: Lola asked me out!
Michael: Well, my goodness.
Chase: Yeah.
Michael: You were RIGHT to interrupt tune time.
Chase: Dude, this is serious!
Michael: I'm being serious! Lola's hot!
Chase: So, you think I should go out with her.
Michael: Sounds like a good idea to me.
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Chase: Zoey! Would you rather...be stuck in an elevator for three days, or...make out with a monkey?
Zoey: Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!
Chase: Baby.
Zoey: Let's see you kiss a monkey!
Chase: Bring me a monkey.
Zoey: Maybe I will!
Zoey: Stuck in an elevator. I ain't kissing a monkey!
Chase: Baby.
Zoey: Let's see you kiss a monkey!
Chase: Bring me a monkey.
Zoey: Maybe I will!
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Chase: Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-
Lola: You wanna go out with me?
Chase: Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.
Lola: You wanna go out with me?
Chase: Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.
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