Zoey 101 Quotes
Michael: We're gonna dish out a little comeuppance.
Logan: The little thing you wear on your tuxedo?
Logan: The little thing you wear on your tuxedo?
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Michael: Just thought i'd invite you to come shoot some pool with me and Lola! ...But she's awful.
Lola: I heard that.
Michael: Even though she's bad at pool, she's got some really good hearing!
Lola: I heard that.
Michael: Even though she's bad at pool, she's got some really good hearing!
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Lola: Is it wrong to be in love with a crabcake?
Michael: If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Quinn: Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?
Lola: Algae, fungus, and worms?
Michael: Oh my! [Lola puts her crabcake down]
Michael: If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Quinn: Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and worms?
Lola: Algae, fungus, and worms?
Michael: Oh my! [Lola puts her crabcake down]
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Zoey: How many of you would say you're good at basketball?
Quinn: I once made a basketball explode!
Quinn: I once made a basketball explode!
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Nicole: Excuse me, have you noticed that she's the only girl who can play on this team?
Coach: I think everyone has noticed it
Coach: I think everyone has noticed it
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Chase: Better be going, oh and watch out.
Zoey: Why watch out?
Chase: Well it's the first day at school lots of kids like to pull pranks.
Zoey: Like hanging your bike from a tree?
Chase: Huh? Oh man; put that down you little freaks!! I gotta go. Later.
Zoey: Later.
Chase: Oh and I almost forgot welcome to Ppp.
Zoey: Go save your but Ike
Chase: Right.
Zoey: Why watch out?
Chase: Well it's the first day at school lots of kids like to pull pranks.
Zoey: Like hanging your bike from a tree?
Chase: Huh? Oh man; put that down you little freaks!! I gotta go. Later.
Zoey: Later.
Chase: Oh and I almost forgot welcome to Ppp.
Zoey: Go save your but Ike
Chase: Right.
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Zoey: Ok, Logan, tell ya what: I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball.
Logan: You serious?
Nicole: Zoey!
Zoey: I'm serious.
Logan: Good. This Friday?
Zoey: Why not?
Logan: Then, you're on!
Zoey: Good!
Logan: Wanna make out?
Zoey: Ew!
Logan: You serious?
Nicole: Zoey!
Zoey: I'm serious.
Logan: Good. This Friday?
Zoey: Why not?
Logan: Then, you're on!
Zoey: Good!
Logan: Wanna make out?
Zoey: Ew!
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Michael: Plus, we heard you guys got pizza.
Chase: And cake.
Zoey: Oh, so you guys just want pizza.
Chase: And cake!
Chase: And cake.
Zoey: Oh, so you guys just want pizza.
Chase: And cake!
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Logan: Here's some advice: Try to make the balls go in the basket.
Zoey: Here's some for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
Zoey: Here's some for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
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Nicole: You're the only girl on our team that can play this game. The rest of us are "suckish"
Quinn: Is suckish a word?
Quinn: Is suckish a word?
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Logan: Hope you girls have learned your lesson!
Coach: I sure have, how would you two girls like to be on the basketball team?
Coach: I sure have, how would you two girls like to be on the basketball team?
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Dustin: Psst, Zoey, psst!
Zoey: Dustin?
Dustin: Good Luck! Sorry but I can't root for you.
Zoey: Why not?
Dustin: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!"
Zoey: Don't let them scare you!
Dustin: Too late, I'm way past scared, anyway, good luck!
Zoey: Dustin?
Dustin: Good Luck! Sorry but I can't root for you.
Zoey: Why not?
Dustin: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!"
Zoey: Don't let them scare you!
Dustin: Too late, I'm way past scared, anyway, good luck!
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Nicole: (about the urinal) Why is it here?
Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm.
Nicole: Well, it creeps me out.
Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.
Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So how do they sit on it?
Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm.
Nicole: Well, it creeps me out.
Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.
Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So how do they sit on it?
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Chase: (points to Jim)...and there's the gym.
Zoey: That's the gym?
Chase: Oh, no, that's my buddy, Jim. Hey Jim!
Zoey: 'Sup Jim! I like Jim.
Chase: Jim's good people.
Zoey: That's the gym?
Chase: Oh, no, that's my buddy, Jim. Hey Jim!
Zoey: 'Sup Jim! I like Jim.
Chase: Jim's good people.
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Nicole: You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard!
Zoey: No, you're not
Niole: Ok
Zoey: No, you're not
Niole: Ok
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Zoey: Stop It. You know what Dana you are a slob, and Nicole it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!
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Zoey: Quinn!
Quinn: Yeah?
Zoey: What are you doing?!
Quinn: Monitoring your dreams... I think you might be having a nightmare.
Zoey: I am now!
Quinn: Yeah?
Zoey: What are you doing?!
Quinn: Monitoring your dreams... I think you might be having a nightmare.
Zoey: I am now!
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Zoey: Maybe sometime you could hang out with me and my roommates!
Quinn: Aren't they the ones always fighting?
Quinn: Aren't they the ones always fighting?
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Chase: Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball,we could knit or something . . .
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Zoey: What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two (Nicole and Dana) trying to bludgeon each other?
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