Gimme Gimme Gimme Quotes

Linda La Hughes: Tom? You've got a headache. [She punches him]

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Tom: I'll, erm, be fingering through Richard the Third 'til he comes.

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Tom: Why are you wearing more makeup than Scritti Politti?

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[Suze has black around her mouth]
Tom: Why have you blacked up? I just want to say that if I find that offensive and ridic. Honestly what does Jez think of all this nonsense.
Suze: Take a chill pill Tom, I've been eating coal.

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[to Sugar Walls, Linda's celebrity sister]
Tom: You're very popular on the gay scene.
Linda: So is amyl nitrate and they both smell like old socks.

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Tom: We're here. Lindy's queer. Get used to it.

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Linda - You may only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

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Linda - I ain't phobic about homos; I just can't stand the sight of them.

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Tom - Oh, huge great dangly scrotum sacks!

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Tom - Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday sexy bastard!

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Tom - No, you stupid Yak!

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Linda - If you're gay, then why are you marrying a woman, you wanker?

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Tom - Wincy Willis, Wincy Willis! Who the bloody hell is Wincy Willis?

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Linda - Oi! On yer bike, I'm not a dyke!

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Linda - There once was a filthy bitch called Snow White who was shagging these seven dwarves....

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Tom - Linda, I've just got a part on one of Britain's top rated soaps...
Linda - No, Tom, it's Crossroads.

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Tom - You can always come and visit me, you know.
Linda - No, I get lost on trains unless I got a label....

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Linda - There's no such thing as bisexual; it's just greediness.

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Tom - (In a Cockney accent) I'm a good girl I am!

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Tom - Help me I'm down a hole ~ So far away from home ~ At the end of the tunnel I see a light ~ I'M SOMEONE'S DINNER TONIGHT!

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Linda - I've got a famous botty I have. Whenever I walk down the street people say "Your arse is massive!".

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Linda - Bitch! I do not look like Elizabeth the First!!!

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Shirley - Oh yeah...That's really funny! Excuse me while I piss myself!

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Linda - Si! That's an unusual name innit! Bit like Gasp....

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Linda - He's bi-jobial ain't he? He's a bit of both...

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Tom - If I smoke that, I'll imagine great big Mars Bars chasing me down the street!

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Tom - With you by my side (Cockney accent) "She don't scare me no more!"

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Linda - He's got an arse like two eggs in an 'anky.

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Beryll - Is he a ventriloquist, Linda?
Linda - Dunno.. But I wouldn't mind 'im sticking his hand up my skirt and making my lips move.. Y'know what I mean?

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Linda - (Ajusting the front of her underwear) Uh.. Got something in my eye!

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