Phil of the Future Quotes
Keely Teslow: [sighs] So why aren't you at the concert?
Phil Diffy: This is more important. I made a commitment to a friend.
Keely Teslow: Heh. Don't do this for me...
Phil Diffy: I'm not.
Keely Teslow: Oh.
Phil Diffy: I'm doing it for Max
Phil Diffy: This is more important. I made a commitment to a friend.
Keely Teslow: Heh. Don't do this for me...
Phil Diffy: I'm not.
Keely Teslow: Oh.
Phil Diffy: I'm doing it for Max
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Keely Teslow: Hey, Phil, um, I'm gonna head home.
Phil Diffy: Wait!
Keely Teslow: [looks back and walks closer to the door]
Phil Diffy: Um, another thing I learned from time traveling is sometimes . . . you've gotta create your own timing.
Phil Diffy: [turns off the light, music starts to play, gets Keely by the hand and they start to slow dance]
Phil Diffy: Wait!
Keely Teslow: [looks back and walks closer to the door]
Phil Diffy: Um, another thing I learned from time traveling is sometimes . . . you've gotta create your own timing.
Phil Diffy: [turns off the light, music starts to play, gets Keely by the hand and they start to slow dance]
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Phil Diffy: [Walks into the house happyily and goes over to hig Barbara and Pim] Hello wonderful family, sweet sweet Pim.
Pim Diffy: [Pushes Phil away in disgust] Ew!
Phil Diffy: Doesn't everything seem more colorful today?
Barbara Diffy: Phil we've got some great news!
Phil Diffy: And so do I... Keely and I are [dramatic pause]
Phil Diffy: together!
Barbara Diffy: [Runs over to hug Phil in delight] Oh honey that's so wonderful! [Face then falls]
Barbara Diffy: In a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
Phil Diffy: Why?
Pim Diffy: We're going home! Still up for that hug? [holds arms out]
Pim Diffy: [Pushes Phil away in disgust] Ew!
Phil Diffy: Doesn't everything seem more colorful today?
Barbara Diffy: Phil we've got some great news!
Phil Diffy: And so do I... Keely and I are [dramatic pause]
Phil Diffy: together!
Barbara Diffy: [Runs over to hug Phil in delight] Oh honey that's so wonderful! [Face then falls]
Barbara Diffy: In a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
Phil Diffy: Why?
Pim Diffy: We're going home! Still up for that hug? [holds arms out]
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Phil Diffy, Keely Teslow: Cutest Couple?
Keely Teslow: We do kinda hang out a lot... together.
Phil Diffy: Yeah. I guess someone could... mistakenly... think we're one of... those things
Keely Teslow: Yes yes, they definetly could... mistakenly
Phil Diffy: Unless... do you want to be a couple?
Keely Teslow: No!
Phil Diffy: No...
Keely Teslow: Do you?
Phil Diffy: No...
Keely Teslow: Yes!
Phil Diffy: Yes?
Keely Teslow: I do!
Phil Diffy: Me too!
Keely Teslow: Yay, we're a couple!
Phil Diffy: Shh!
Keely Teslow: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
Keely Teslow: We do kinda hang out a lot... together.
Phil Diffy: Yeah. I guess someone could... mistakenly... think we're one of... those things
Keely Teslow: Yes yes, they definetly could... mistakenly
Phil Diffy: Unless... do you want to be a couple?
Keely Teslow: No!
Phil Diffy: No...
Keely Teslow: Do you?
Phil Diffy: No...
Keely Teslow: Yes!
Phil Diffy: Yes?
Keely Teslow: I do!
Phil Diffy: Me too!
Keely Teslow: Yay, we're a couple!
Phil Diffy: Shh!
Keely Teslow: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
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Phil Diffy: [looks at Keely] I gotta go, my dad's waiting in the time machine [record scratches and Phil and Keely look nervously at the school camera]
Phil Diffy: Time machine ride... at the amusement park!
Phil Diffy: Time machine ride... at the amusement park!
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Phil Diffy: I don't wanna be your girlfriend. I wanna be your *boy*friend. [stops startled and off Keely's equally surprised look]
Phil Diffy: I mean, your friend... who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend.
Keely Teslow: Why didn't you tell me?
Phil Diffy: I didn't know how.
Keely Teslow: Phil, you can tell me anything. [takes him by his shoulders]
Keely Teslow: I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean... your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.
Phil Diffy: I mean, your friend... who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend.
Keely Teslow: Why didn't you tell me?
Phil Diffy: I didn't know how.
Keely Teslow: Phil, you can tell me anything. [takes him by his shoulders]
Keely Teslow: I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean... your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.
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Phil: Uh... Hello.
25-year-old Keely: Hello, Philip Diffy. Is that orange juice for me?
Phil: Uh, no, it's for a friend of mine but...
25-year-old Keely: Ah, you mean that little cutie Keely Teslow, the one who is smart, and funny, and one day, gonna look just like this!
Phil: No way! Keely, you look incredible and I can't believe you took the New-Ager.
25-year-old Keely: Phil, I'm sorry. I just want to see what I'm look like. But, here! I got it right here. You can zap me back to 14 right now. Can you believe it?
25-year-old Keely: Hello, Philip Diffy. Is that orange juice for me?
Phil: Uh, no, it's for a friend of mine but...
25-year-old Keely: Ah, you mean that little cutie Keely Teslow, the one who is smart, and funny, and one day, gonna look just like this!
Phil: No way! Keely, you look incredible and I can't believe you took the New-Ager.
25-year-old Keely: Phil, I'm sorry. I just want to see what I'm look like. But, here! I got it right here. You can zap me back to 14 right now. Can you believe it?
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Phil: (as Pim) Keely, there's something I have to tell you about Phil.
Keely: Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.
Phil: (as Pim) I'm Phil.
Keely: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!
Phil: (as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.
Keely: I can't believe Phil told you that!
Phil: (as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.
Keely: Phil?!
Phil: (as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.
Keely: After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?
Phil: (as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, someone say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.
Keely: So, what are you gonna do?
Phil: (as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?
Keely: (pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!
Phil: (as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.
Keely: You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!
Keely: Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.
Phil: (as Pim) I'm Phil.
Keely: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!
Phil: (as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.
Keely: I can't believe Phil told you that!
Phil: (as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.
Keely: Phil?!
Phil: (as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.
Keely: After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?
Phil: (as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, someone say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.
Keely: So, what are you gonna do?
Phil: (as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?
Keely: (pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!
Phil: (as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.
Keely: You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!
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Keely: (on the morning announcements) Good morning. Here's today's daily headline munchie. I'm Keely Teslow. The top story: the results are in for the yearbook votes. May I have the envelope, please?
[Phil runs on camera with the envelope and hands it to Keely.]
Keely: In the category of best dressed, the winner is...Donnie Ron Con Commo. Congratulations, Donnie. Best dressed...Archer Slickman. Cutest couple...Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy -- WHAT THE?
[Phil and Keely both have confused and shocked looks on their faces.]
Phil: Unless -- do -- do you wanna be a couple?
Keely: (quickly) No.
Phil: (confirming) No.
Keely: Do you?
Phil: ...Nooooo.
Keely: (shyly) Yes.
Phil: Yes?
Keely: I do.
Phil: Me too!
Keely: Yay! We're a couple!
Phil: Shhh!
Keely: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
[Phil comes into the family's kitchen, dancing and looking happy]
Phil: Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?
Barbara: Phil, we've got some great news!
Phil: So do I -- Keely and I are together.
Barbara: Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
Phil: What do you mean?
Pim: (mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!
Keely: Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?
Phil: Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?
Keely: Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.
[...]
Phil: I mean, it's for real this time
[Phil runs on camera with the envelope and hands it to Keely.]
Keely: In the category of best dressed, the winner is...Donnie Ron Con Commo. Congratulations, Donnie. Best dressed...Archer Slickman. Cutest couple...Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy -- WHAT THE?
[Phil and Keely both have confused and shocked looks on their faces.]
Phil: Unless -- do -- do you wanna be a couple?
Keely: (quickly) No.
Phil: (confirming) No.
Keely: Do you?
Phil: ...Nooooo.
Keely: (shyly) Yes.
Phil: Yes?
Keely: I do.
Phil: Me too!
Keely: Yay! We're a couple!
Phil: Shhh!
Keely: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
[Phil comes into the family's kitchen, dancing and looking happy]
Phil: Ah! Isn't everything more colorful today?
Barbara: Phil, we've got some great news!
Phil: So do I -- Keely and I are together.
Barbara: Oh, honey, that's so wonderful -- (hugs Phil, pauses) -- in a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way.
Phil: What do you mean?
Pim: (mock excitedly) We're going home, Ace! Still up for that hug?!
Keely: Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?
Phil: Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?
Keely: Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.
[...]
Phil: I mean, it's for real this time
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[The last line of the series. Curtis comes out into the deserted Diffy kitchen, apparently abandoned.]
Curtis: Hello? Anybody home?!
Curtis: Hello? Anybody home?!
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