The Jackie Gleason Show Quotes
Ralph Kramden: [Ralph and Ed practice serving a customer.Ralph pretends to be a customer and Ed makes him his hotdog] "Ya stoop,you forgot the frankfurter.Now suppose I were a real customer,and you did that?"
TV Show: The Jackie Gleason Show
Ralph Kramden: [visiting in Ireland] You know, I never knew that Jackie Gleason was Irish.
Ed Norton: Oh yeah, I knew it. I read it in a TV magazine once. His whole family came over from Ireland during the potato famine.
Ralph Kramden: Oh.
Ed Norton: In fact, I think they caused it!
Ralph Kramden: That Gleason is a little chubby, isn't he?
Ed Norton: Oh, he certainly is. [laughs]
Ralph Kramden: That Art Carney put on a few pounds too, you know.
Ed Norton: Oh yeah, I knew it. I read it in a TV magazine once. His whole family came over from Ireland during the potato famine.
Ralph Kramden: Oh.
Ed Norton: In fact, I think they caused it!
Ralph Kramden: That Gleason is a little chubby, isn't he?
Ed Norton: Oh, he certainly is. [laughs]
Ralph Kramden: That Art Carney put on a few pounds too, you know.
TV Show: The Jackie Gleason Show