The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
(at the Gingham Turtle restaurant, where Carlton is performing a striptease)
Woman: Take it off!
Vivian: Put it on! Carlton Banks, you put your clothes on this minute!
Carlton: Mommy?!
(he covers his chest with his hands)
Woman: Take it off!
Vivian: Put it on! Carlton Banks, you put your clothes on this minute!
Carlton: Mommy?!
(he covers his chest with his hands)
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Philip: (to Will and Carlton) No dates, no charge cards, no television, no movies, no phone calls, NO FOOD!!!
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Philip: I wanna know what excuse you two have for pulling such a stupid stunt.
Carlton: We needed the money.
Philip: For what? And I want the truth.
Will: All right. It's like this Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.
Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Will: Then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.
Philip: Grand Larceny. Impressive.
Will: Then we lost the money, so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.
Philip: That would be indecent exposure. Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so dad. We never got the clasp fixed on mom's bracelet.
(all three start laughing)
Philip: You never got...I don't know what to say. What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know...reward us for our honesty? (they laugh again) Hey, it worked for the Beave!
Philip: "The beave"!
[they all laugh inaudiably; Philip suddenly stops]
Philip: [loudly] DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD?!!
Carlton: We needed the money.
Philip: For what? And I want the truth.
Will: All right. It's like this Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.
Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Will: Then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.
Philip: Grand Larceny. Impressive.
Will: Then we lost the money, so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.
Philip: That would be indecent exposure. Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so dad. We never got the clasp fixed on mom's bracelet.
(all three start laughing)
Philip: You never got...I don't know what to say. What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know...reward us for our honesty? (they laugh again) Hey, it worked for the Beave!
Philip: "The beave"!
[they all laugh inaudiably; Philip suddenly stops]
Philip: [loudly] DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD?!!
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After Will touches a car
Car Security System: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: Who said that?
C.S.S.: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: You already said that.
C.S.S.: You have ten seconds before the alarm sounds.
Will: Oh really? (sings the theme to Jepardy while looking at his watch) Ha, ten seconds. I knew you were lying.
(The alarm sounds)
Car Security System: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: Who said that?
C.S.S.: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: You already said that.
C.S.S.: You have ten seconds before the alarm sounds.
Will: Oh really? (sings the theme to Jepardy while looking at his watch) Ha, ten seconds. I knew you were lying.
(The alarm sounds)
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Will runs into a police officer.
Officer: Who were you talking to?
Will: Oh, I was talking to the car.
Officer: (sarcastically) Oh, the car talks?
Will: Yeah, hold on. (jumps on the back of the car) It says "move or I'll kill you", something like that. (laughs) Damn!
(The officer takes Will away.)
Car Security System: You are too close to the vehicle.
Officer: Who were you talking to?
Will: Oh, I was talking to the car.
Officer: (sarcastically) Oh, the car talks?
Will: Yeah, hold on. (jumps on the back of the car) It says "move or I'll kill you", something like that. (laughs) Damn!
(The officer takes Will away.)
Car Security System: You are too close to the vehicle.
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Philip: For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper: Boom-Boom Lasalle.
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Will: I wonder why they called her that.
Philip: For some reason, she took a liking to me. So she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
Will: You the man, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...(Vivian slams a plate of food on the table in front of him) finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.
Vivian: Wait a minute, Philip. Go back to when you finished your Yoo-Hoo.
Philip: ASHLEY!
Philip: For some reason, she took a liking to me. So she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
Will: You the man, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...(Vivian slams a plate of food on the table in front of him) finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.
Vivian: Wait a minute, Philip. Go back to when you finished your Yoo-Hoo.
Philip: ASHLEY!
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Carlton: (women are everywhere in his school now) It's a disgrace. It's a scandal. It's an outrage.(a hot woman walks past him) It's the mother of my children.
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Will: HURT ME HURT ME! Whoa whoa whoa whoa what's up baby?
The Girl: The name's Veronica.
Will: Ooh, Veronica, I like that.
Veronica: Great, now I can die.
Will: Whoa whoa whoa now baby, I noticed you noticing me, and I just want to put you on notice, that I noticed you too.
Veronica: And?
Will: And I just want to let you know that I might let you consider being with me.
Veronica: Is that what passes for a compliment?
Will: Wait, listen-
Veronica: No you listen. If you want a shot at being with me. Maybe you should try talking to me like a normal human being. Okay, GOT IT?
Will: Actually, baby, you got it, but I'll take donations!
The Girl: The name's Veronica.
Will: Ooh, Veronica, I like that.
Veronica: Great, now I can die.
Will: Whoa whoa whoa now baby, I noticed you noticing me, and I just want to put you on notice, that I noticed you too.
Veronica: And?
Will: And I just want to let you know that I might let you consider being with me.
Veronica: Is that what passes for a compliment?
Will: Wait, listen-
Veronica: No you listen. If you want a shot at being with me. Maybe you should try talking to me like a normal human being. Okay, GOT IT?
Will: Actually, baby, you got it, but I'll take donations!
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Ashley: What if no one likes me?
Will: Just do what Carlton does: give them money.
Will: Just do what Carlton does: give them money.
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Carlton: Wow. Will, check out the talent. She's cool, she's hot, she's...
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Carlton: That's it, Ashley! I want you to-- I'm ordering you to look unattractive!
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Kenny: HURT ME, HURT ME! Yo, baby. See, I noticed you noticed me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too! Baby, you float my boat!
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Kenny: The same thing you're trying to do. I'm just trying to press up this woman!
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Ashley: I am too a woman and I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my business!
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