Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes
Man: [abusing a man with glasses] Oi! You must have pretty good eyesight to see through those glasses
Spectacle man: What's it to you?
Man: Well, you won't be needing them anymore, will you? [takes off the man's glasses and throws them to the ground, crunching them underfoot]
Spectacle man: You shouldn't have done that
Man: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Spectacle man: You're not wearing any shoes
Spectacle man: What's it to you?
Man: Well, you won't be needing them anymore, will you? [takes off the man's glasses and throws them to the ground, crunching them underfoot]
Spectacle man: You shouldn't have done that
Man: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Spectacle man: You're not wearing any shoes
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Chief Inspector (Atkinson): All together, Savage, you have filed 55 ludicrous, trumped-up charges [...] against the same man!
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Chief Inspector: Do I take it, Savage, that Mr Kodogo is .... a coloured gentleman?
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Corbett (Jones): Good evening - it's lovely to be with you again, isn't it Ronnie?
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Barker (Smith): No, it's a pain in the arse, quite frankly... but you'll be relieved to hear that tonight we'll be doing exactly the same material...
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Barker: I shall be doing spousands of thoonerisms and dressing up in women's clothing...
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Corbett: ...and I won't be getting any laughs at all, because he writes most of the script and makes sure I get all the crappy bits.
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