Roswell Quotes

Alex: I did a striptease in front of her mother. Are you listening to me?
Maria: One nipple does not constitute a striptease, Alex.
Alex: She saw my nipple? Oh, God.

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Isabel: Alex, you have no idea what's going on.
Alex: Does Michael love you?
Isabel: It's not that simple.
Alex: It should be.

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Liz: Oh, Max. Look, I don't know what to do. Calls keep coming in to Congresswoman Whitaker's office. Should I return them, or...
Michael: Not now!
Liz: [to Max] We'll talk in trig. [leaves]
Max: [to Michael] You know, mean people suck.

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Liz: We thought you were in trouble. I guess we were wrong.
Maria: No, no. You don't think, I mean that is like so unreal. Come on, [kicking Michael]
Maria: would you tell them?
Michael: Come on honey. We don't have to lie.
Isabel: I believe you. The day Michael calls anyone honey, it's all over.

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Mac Brazel: [Responding to a question from investigators about little green men] They ain't green.

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Michael Guerin: [Max, and Tess with the baby, enter Michael's apartment. Michael is sitting watching television, but jumps to his feet, incredulous, when he sees her, and raises his hand to blast her... ] Tess, you are not here!
Max Evans: [rushes forward to get between Tess and Michael] Michael, no!
Michael Guerin: Maxwell, get out of the way.
Max Evans: Not until you calm down.
Michael Guerin: Whatever she told you, she's lying.
Max Evans: She has my son.
Michael Guerin: Well, get the baby out of the way.
Max Evans: No, he needs her. If you kill her, my son will die.
Michael Guerin: [Hesitates, but backs off] Max, what the hell's she doin' here?
Max Evans: It's a long story. But we need to get them out of Roswell.
Michael Guerin: Yeah. My heart bleeds.
Tess Harding: Nice to see you, too, Michael.
Max Evans: [warning Tess] Hey, don't start. [He reaches down to take the baby from her]
Michael Guerin: [Outside Michael's apartment, Liz arrives. She preens and smiles as she reaches for the door, eagerly anticipating her evening with Max.Inside, Tess has just finished telling her story to Michael] Oh, so you're the one that crashed in the desert the other night.
Tess Harding: You always were the quick one, Guerin.
Liz Parker: [Suddenly Tess is blasted through the air. She lands hard in the adjoining room and Max and Michael are shocked. They look back towards the door] Get up, bitch! [Liz's outstretched hand crackles with green sparks. Without waiting, Liz blasts Tess again, knocking her back into the wall

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Michael: So we agree.
Max: Yeah.
Michael: There's a first.

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Liz: [Voiceover] September 23rd. Journal entry one. I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. After that, things got really weird.

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Liz: So, help me out here, Max. I mean, what are you?
Max: Well, I'm not from around here.
Liz: You're not an ... an alien ... are you?
Max: Well, I prefer the term "not-of-this-earth." Sorry, it's not a good time to joke.

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Michael: Roswell's not our home. It's not even our solar system.

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Liz: [Voiceover] I could feel everything he was feeling. I could feel his loneliness. For the first time I was really seeing Max Evans. I saw me as he saw me, and the amazing thing was, in his eyes I was beautiful.

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Liz: [Voiceover] It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.

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Maria: I mean, what do we even know about these people? Nothing. How do we know that they're not three feet tall, green and slimy?
Liz: I guess we don't.
Maria: And you know what else doesn't, like, particularly please me? The powers. How do we know they can't just, like, wiggle their noses and, like, poof us into an oblivion?
Liz: I guess we don't.
Maria: Okay, you're being, like, so casual about this. I want to choke you.

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Maria: The thing is, we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Are they bad Czechoslovakians? We don't know. They're just random Czechoslovakians. For all we know, they don't have their passport.

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Michael: I didn't just wander in. I had a cover story.
Max: And what was your cover story.
Michael: I was selling candy for charity. Peanut cluster?
Max: And they bought it?
Michael: No, they all seemed to be on a diet.
Isabel: Not the candy, Einstein, the story.

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Maria: It's not just kissing that goes on in the eraser room, Liz.
Female Student: She's got that right.
Maria: All right, the eraser room does two things; cleans erasers and takes our innocence. Do you know what I mean by "takes our innocence," Liz? The eraser room has taken some of the best of us.

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Liz: Sometimes I just wish I could be invisible.
Max: Sometimes I wish I didn't have to be so invisible.

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Isabel: The way to deal with [Maria] DeLuca is to make her sweat, keep her on her toes. Make her afraid of my shadow, your shadow, her shadow, Michael's shadow. Right, Michael?
Michael: Or we could just kill her. [pause] Kidding.

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Max: We're always being so cautious, you know? Always watching behind our backs, never getting too involved. But we're never moving forward either. We're just kinda stuck, Isabel. I'm not sure I want to be stuck any more.

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Liz: But what if were, like, complicated... like, incredibly, incredibly complicated?
Grandma Claudia: Well, one thing I can tell you... if it isn't complicated, he probably isn't a soulmate.

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Liz: No... Max... he's so not possible. He's just like this whole different...
Maria: Life form?
Liz: Type.
Grandma Claudia: How intriguing. A dangerous man?
Maria: Spacey man.
Grandma Claudia: A mystery man.
Liz: Okay, you two... you're out of control.

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Michael: [after Max busts open a bathroom stall] Gandhi feeling frustrated?
Michael: Let me guess. You're in love with a girl and she's with another guy?
Max: You realize you can be really annoying, right?

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Liz: Is there anything you can do for my grandmother? You know, "do"?
Max: Liz, when I saved you, it was because you were shot. There was a bullet in you. Something was happening to you that wasn't supposed to happen. It was before your time. But I can't just heal people. I'm not... God.
Liz: I know.

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Liz: [Voiceover] The tough thing about following your heart is what people forget to mention, that sometimes your heart takes you to places you shouldn't be, places that are as scary as they are exciting and as dangerous as they are alluring, and sometimes your heart takes you to places that can never lead to a happy ending. And that's not even the difficult part. The difficult part is when you follow your heart, you leave normal, you go into the unknown. And once you do, you can never go back.

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Liz: [Voiceover] It's funny how the world changes sometimes, how the streets you walked your entire life seem darker, colder. How the silence isn't so quiet any more. How eyes you've barely even noticed now look at nothing but you. How the walk home every night is no longer routine, but a victory. And then you begin to wonder. Maybe it's not the world that's changed. Maybe it's just you.

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Max: You said you'd be nicer to her.
Michael: And you said you'd stay away from her. Let's call it even.

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Alex: Okay, you know what? The next time you and Liz feel the urge to share with me, you know, feel the impulse to really open up... do me a favor, okay? Let it pass.

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Max: Someone should tell the sheriff that deadbolts don't work as well when you leave your door open.

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Liz: [Voiceover] October 28th. I've missed a few days. But in my absence I've been thinking about some things, about life before Max Evans saved me, of how I used to pray for something to happen, something to just break the routine, you know, of school and work. Something that would make a small town feel bigger, that would make a small town girl feel bigger, too. And ever since I got my wish and Max Evans patched a bullet hole two inches below my ribs, I realized one thing: that the bigger your world gets, the bigger your problems get, too.

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Kyle: What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Max: Getting adopted, I guess.
Kyle: I'm gonna shed a tear.

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