The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes

Will: You've gone over the line, Okay? You don't never call a dude's mom?
Carlton: So It's okay to steal a guy's girlfriend, as long as you don't go tell his mommy about it
'Will: : No, No. This is serious, man. Even in Ancient times; They would kill your cattle, they would burn your village, but they wouldn't tell your mother, man!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton: *mocking Will* "But I did it to save you from, uh, uh somethin' you don't know and soon as I figure it out I'll let you know.
'Will: : That's it, We're gonna have to take this to the street. Aunt Viv!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: Found it!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: Oh my God.
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(After Hillary correctly guesses a question on Geoffrey's "Brain Storm" tape)
Will: Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?
Carlton: Hillary how'd you know that?
Hillary: Easy, Geoffrey's been watching that Brain Storm tape all day.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(After Will and Carlton trick Geoffrey into thinking he won the lottery)
Geoffrey: Young Ashley how does a Mercedes sound?
Ashley: Vroom, vroom?
Geoffrey: Very clever. I'll get you two.
Hilary: Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Geoffrey: Nice try!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: You did what?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?
Carlton: I know I sure am.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: This is my little brother Carlton! He knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow!
Carlton: (To Geoffrey) Daddy! I wanna grow!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Geoffrey: (To people in restaurant) These aren't my children!
Will: Is it our fault you never married Mom? I know she embarrassed you! She only had one arm! And whenever you two would go to concerts, she'd clap like this (slaps left hand on neck)

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: Ahhhhhhhh!!! Ahh! Ahh!
Ashely: What happend?
Will: We was robbed!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hilary: Oh my god! What did they take?

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: Tell me there's a Baseball in this case?
Carlton: It's empty.
Will: I guess you weren't listening!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: What baseball?
Will: (in Hispanic accent) What baseball? Well, baseball sport where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this. (he tries to escape the empty living room, but Philip catches him by the shirt)

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(Will speaking to Ashley and Hilary in the kitchen)
Will: You know, I used to think the only reason to kill a man was self-defence...but I just spent 45 minutes in the Volvo with another reason.
(Carlton then walks into the kitchen dressed and acting like a mime)
Hilary: What's wrong with him?
Will: This idiot is taking a mime class.
(Carlton continues his mime act directly towards Will, pulling on a rope)
Will: Carlton, get...I swear to God, Carlton, get away from me with this. Stop. Stop playing. Carlton, stop or I'll hang you with that rope!
(Carlton mimes himself being hanged by a rope)
Will: All right, that's it. That's it.
(Will throws Carlton, out the kitchen into the garden and locks the kitchen door)
Will: I was going to throw him out on the freeway...but you know the old saying: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: Carlton say something to the baby
Carlton: Never let will borrow money...even if he begs and he will
Will: (talking into recorder} That's your brother, Carlton. You'll recognize him. He'll be the one at eye level.
(Hilary and Carlton walk into the kitchen)
Will: (talking into recorder) And here come your two siblings, dopey and greedy.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(Will gets sound bites from the family for tape recorder)
Phillip: I'm eating.
Will: (talking into recorder) You'll hear that a lot.
Phillip: You're grounded.
Will: (talking into recorder) Well that about sums up Uncle Phil.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: Found it!
Vivian: You found the sonogram?
Philip: No, it's the little chocolate bunny from Easter. I've been looking for it all week.
Vivian: Philip, at least take off the foil!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: Oh my God.
Vivian: What is it, a boy or a girl?
Philip: This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000. This baby's costing me a fortune.
Will: Congratulations, you're having a Hilary!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Geoffrey: Gandalor, take me!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: Mirror mirror on the wall, Jean Claude Van Damn [Damme], I'm fine!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Geoffrey: (after being told to go upstairs and look for Carlton) "...Run, Geoffrey. ...Fetch, Geoffrey. (turns to the family) Perhaps you'd like me to catch a frisbee with my teeth?!"

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(Tom Jones shows Carlton what life for his family would be like without him)
Carlton: What happened, and where's mom?
Tom: Well without you, your family was defenseless against Will. They started to focus on happiness instead of success. You mother ran away with the milk man, your father quit his practice to paint, Ashley does nothing but dance all day, and Hilary just does her hair. Well, maybe not everything changed.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Philip: My dining club is what made me what I am today.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: Nah. Too easy.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton: Can't I get moved to another room? I have a reputation to maintain, what about when I go into political office?
Nurse: I'll tell you the same thing I told the last guy who asked me that. Just tell them you didn't inhale.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will (wearing a tuxedo for the prom, sleeping on the living room couch and talking in his sleep): I just want to thank Bill and Hillary Clinton, for inviting me to the inauguration.
Carlton: Will, wake up.
Will: Yo, man. Go away.
Carlton: Will, this is the Senior prom. Also known as "Guaranteed Action Night".
Will: Rack 'em up!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will (to his prom date, while imitates a police siren): Whooooooo, somebody call a cop 'cause it got to be illegal to look that good.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: I had basketball practice and school, and this guy gave me these pills to help me stay awake, and then Carlton...all I know is that somebody very close to me could be dead right now, and it'd be all my fault.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton[about his zit]: Look at my face.
Will: Man, we're eating.
Carlton: I have a big zit.
Philip: Carlton, we're eating.

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(there is a blackout in the elevator)
Will: Uncle Phil, is that you?
Unidentified man: No. But you have really soft hands.
Will: Mommy!

TV Show: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air