The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Jazz: My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent...
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Carlton: (singing Kenny Rogers' The Gambler) You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away...
Will: Don't know when to shut up.
Will: Don't know when to shut up.
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Carlton: Steffi, go home. You're not age appropriate for this party. (Carlton puts on duck floatie) I'm going swimming.
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Will: I'm from West Philidelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spend most of my days. I ain't got no fancy court room talk, or a law degree from Princeton like my worthy adversary Judge Phillip Banks. But what I do have, is the truth! (slams palms on table in front of Philip)
Philip: Oh shut up Will! Your Honor, this man is making a mockery of the entire legal system!
Will: And this man is making a mockery of an finely-cut Italian suit!
Philip: Oh shut up Will! Your Honor, this man is making a mockery of the entire legal system!
Will: And this man is making a mockery of an finely-cut Italian suit!
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Will: O.K., Miss Banks. You were the former tenant of the aforementioned poolhouse. Is that correct?
Hilary: Yes.
Will: O.K., could you please tell us of your experiences there?
Hilary: Am I under oath?
Judge: Of course.
Hilary: Well, Trevor would come over at about 3: 00 in the morning and we would...
Will, Philip, and Carlton: Objection!
Hilary: Yes.
Will: O.K., could you please tell us of your experiences there?
Hilary: Am I under oath?
Judge: Of course.
Hilary: Well, Trevor would come over at about 3: 00 in the morning and we would...
Will, Philip, and Carlton: Objection!
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(Will gives Philip a handshake)
Phil: I don't want your hand, I want my rent.
Will: Oh come on, Uncle Phil, haven't you learned anything from all of this?
Phil: Yeah, never rent from relatives.
Phil: I don't want your hand, I want my rent.
Will: Oh come on, Uncle Phil, haven't you learned anything from all of this?
Phil: Yeah, never rent from relatives.
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Jazz: Hey dad. Now that I'm gonna be in the family, maybe we can talk about my trust fund.
Philip: What did you say?
Hilary: Jazz and I are getting married.
Philip: Over his dead body!!!
Hilary: Doesn't anyone care about how I feel?
All of Hilary's family: NO!!!
Philip: What did you say?
Hilary: Jazz and I are getting married.
Philip: Over his dead body!!!
Hilary: Doesn't anyone care about how I feel?
All of Hilary's family: NO!!!
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Scorpius: Oh no! I can feel the spirits gazing around me!!!!
Will: Yeah, I think this guy has been having too many spirits lately!
(Will and Philip both laugh)
Will: Yeah, I think this guy has been having too many spirits lately!
(Will and Philip both laugh)
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Will: Why won't you see if you can find Marvin Gaye, and find out what was really going on.
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Will: Carlton, there's no such thing as a... Oh my God. Carlton, what is that horrible thing growing out your neck?
Carlton: (scared) Where?
Will: Oh, nevermind. It's just your head.
Carlton: (scared) Where?
Will: Oh, nevermind. It's just your head.
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Scorpius: I am Scorpius the Magnificent! I see all! I know all... who are you?
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Will: (after seeing Carlton with rainbow-colored hair) Carlton, what the hell happened to your hair?
Carlton: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.
(Carlton walks over to the mirror and sees what Will meant)
Carlton: My hair. I look like a sno-cone. What happened? (turns around) Oh, the hex!
Philip: Don't be ridiculus, Carlton. That stuff you put in your head is messing with your hair. Why didn't you wash it out?
Carlton: I did, last night.
Carlton: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again.
(Carlton walks over to the mirror and sees what Will meant)
Carlton: My hair. I look like a sno-cone. What happened? (turns around) Oh, the hex!
Philip: Don't be ridiculus, Carlton. That stuff you put in your head is messing with your hair. Why didn't you wash it out?
Carlton: I did, last night.
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Carlton: I'm telling you, Dad, that hex is gonna pick us off one by one and we'll all end up on Unsolved Mysteries
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Will: (knocks on the door and it opens with no one there) Oh, we definitely need one of them in the girl's locker room.
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Philip: Geoffrey, go fetch me my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean, your knife and fork?
Geoffrey: You mean, your knife and fork?
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Will: Carlton, do you realize that they're working you harder than everybody else?
Carlton: Nonsense. We all had to repave the parking lot.
Will: Yeah, but the rest of us got to wear shoes.
Carlton: Nonsense. We all had to repave the parking lot.
Will: Yeah, but the rest of us got to wear shoes.
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Carlton: Just because I listen to Barry Manilow, that makes you better than me?
Will: He meant Barry White y'all
Will: He meant Barry White y'all
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Will: And in the words of my illustrious cousin, ima make like a tree and leave
Carlton: I never say that... it's make like a banana and split
Will: Ok I'll keep that mind (Will starts laughing)
Carlton: I never say that... it's make like a banana and split
Will: Ok I'll keep that mind (Will starts laughing)
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Philip: Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school.
Will: Yeah, if you add up all 4 years.
Will: Yeah, if you add up all 4 years.
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Carlton: Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?!
Will: Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose.
Carlton: Not my father!!
Will: Everybody's father! Except mine, cause I don't know where the hell he is!!
Will: Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose.
Carlton: Not my father!!
Will: Everybody's father! Except mine, cause I don't know where the hell he is!!
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Philip: Would you do me a favor, Will?
Will: Uncle Phil, we are not stoppin' fa' no burger!
Philip: No. No. No. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family just in case this is my last ride?
Will: Your last ride? Whatcha talkin' 'bout, man? We gonna go for plenty o' rides in ambulances, man.
Will: Uncle Phil, we are not stoppin' fa' no burger!
Philip: No. No. No. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family just in case this is my last ride?
Will: Your last ride? Whatcha talkin' 'bout, man? We gonna go for plenty o' rides in ambulances, man.
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Hilary: I can't stand the sight of his mole!
Will: You're making a mountain out of a mole, Hil!
Will: You're making a mountain out of a mole, Hil!
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Philip: Geoffrey, fetch me my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
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Will: If you walk out on Scott now this could haunt you for the rest of your life.
Hilary: What do you mean?
Will: Well, you might never got out again. You'll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol' raggedy halter top that says "Jam!". Then you gon' start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum dum diddy!". And you'll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil' imaginary dog Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?
Hillary: What?
Will: The only man you'll get is some fool named Grady. He'll be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.
Hilary: What do you mean?
Will: Well, you might never got out again. You'll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol' raggedy halter top that says "Jam!". Then you gon' start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum dum diddy!". And you'll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil' imaginary dog Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?
Hillary: What?
Will: The only man you'll get is some fool named Grady. He'll be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.
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Philip: Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he hunted Moby Dick.
Geoffrey: Between the two of you sir, is the cricket the whale?
Geoffrey: Between the two of you sir, is the cricket the whale?
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Ashley: Come on, Daddy, 10 years? The Menendez boys will be out before I am.
Philip: The Menendez boys were home by their curfew.
Philip: The Menendez boys were home by their curfew.
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Philip: Good night, Geoffrey.
Geoffery: Good night, sir, ..idiot....
Geoffery: Good night, sir, ..idiot....
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Will: Seeing how this is your first real date, I think there's a couple things you need to know. Listen, if you gonna hold the popcorn, you hold it UP in plain sight. So when he go reaching for the bucket, he don't miss, talkin' 'bout, 'oops'.
Hillary: And stop at that gas station and make sure that tank is full.
Carlton: And if he tells you to pull his finger, don't do it.
Hillary: And stop at that gas station and make sure that tank is full.
Carlton: And if he tells you to pull his finger, don't do it.
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Carlton: Will, let me tell you a story about The Grasshopper and the Ant.
Will: Carlton, I really don't feel like hearing about you and your little friends, okay?
Carlton: Just listen. See, the grasshopper goofed off while the ant worked hard storing food for the winter. And when the winner came, the ant had food, but the grasshopper starved to death. You know what the moral of the story is?
Will: Yep, even if we were insects, I'd be bigger than you.
Will: Carlton, I really don't feel like hearing about you and your little friends, okay?
Carlton: Just listen. See, the grasshopper goofed off while the ant worked hard storing food for the winter. And when the winner came, the ant had food, but the grasshopper starved to death. You know what the moral of the story is?
Will: Yep, even if we were insects, I'd be bigger than you.
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