Gossip Girl Quotes
Blair: (to Ms. Queller) I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should I walk you through it?
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Vanessa: So what will it be, Dan? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend and her nasty cohorts?
Dan: Dad. Vanessa and I are going out.
Dan: Dad. Vanessa and I are going out.
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Rufus: I need to know how you and Jenny would feel if I went out tonight, for a drink...with a woman.
Dan: Well, I guess I'd feel like you shouldn't wear that shirt or there will not be a second date.
Rufus: Really?
Dan: Really, really.
Rufus: Thanks. Now I guess I just have to worry about Jenny then.
(Jenny comes in)
Dan: Good morning.
Jenny: Hi.
Rufus: Good morning sunshine!
Jenny: Dad. Where'd you get that shirt?
Rufus: What's wrong with this shirt?
Jenny: Nothing, as long as you don't plan to wear it out of the house.
Dan: Worse. He plans on wearing on a date.
Rufus: For drinks, if that's okay.
Jenny: Whatever.
Dan: Well, I guess I'd feel like you shouldn't wear that shirt or there will not be a second date.
Rufus: Really?
Dan: Really, really.
Rufus: Thanks. Now I guess I just have to worry about Jenny then.
(Jenny comes in)
Dan: Good morning.
Jenny: Hi.
Rufus: Good morning sunshine!
Jenny: Dad. Where'd you get that shirt?
Rufus: What's wrong with this shirt?
Jenny: Nothing, as long as you don't plan to wear it out of the house.
Dan: Worse. He plans on wearing on a date.
Rufus: For drinks, if that's okay.
Jenny: Whatever.
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Dan: Hey! What are you doing here?
Serena: I need to know why you love me.
Dan: Because I do.
Serena: I really want to trust you when you say those words, Dan, so maybe if I knew why, I'd stop being so scared of hearing them and afraid to say them.
Dan: Okay. Well, if you want to talk about why...
Serena: It has to do with my mom and her many marriages.
Dan: There. that's why. Because I actually like it when you interrupt me, which is often, by the way. I love you because you make no apologies about being exactly who you are... Beautiful, smart, sexy as hell.
Serena: Now you're embarrassing me.
Dan: That's another reason. You're totally unaware of the effects you have on me. You're also completely unaware that you laugh like a 4 year old. (Serena laughs) Just like that. And I love you because you can be with someone like me and still be best friends with someone like Blair.
Serena: : Yeah, well, I tried to be.
Dan: I know you do, and that's not easy, but you never give up on her. That is how amazing you are.
Serena: Well, you're amazing, too, for being able to say all of those things, you just are. (They kiss) And I love you... But I have to go.
Dan: What? what--what is it this time?
Serena: One of the many reasons you love me. (Blows Dan a kiss)
Serena: I need to know why you love me.
Dan: Because I do.
Serena: I really want to trust you when you say those words, Dan, so maybe if I knew why, I'd stop being so scared of hearing them and afraid to say them.
Dan: Okay. Well, if you want to talk about why...
Serena: It has to do with my mom and her many marriages.
Dan: There. that's why. Because I actually like it when you interrupt me, which is often, by the way. I love you because you make no apologies about being exactly who you are... Beautiful, smart, sexy as hell.
Serena: Now you're embarrassing me.
Dan: That's another reason. You're totally unaware of the effects you have on me. You're also completely unaware that you laugh like a 4 year old. (Serena laughs) Just like that. And I love you because you can be with someone like me and still be best friends with someone like Blair.
Serena: : Yeah, well, I tried to be.
Dan: I know you do, and that's not easy, but you never give up on her. That is how amazing you are.
Serena: Well, you're amazing, too, for being able to say all of those things, you just are. (They kiss) And I love you... But I have to go.
Dan: What? what--what is it this time?
Serena: One of the many reasons you love me. (Blows Dan a kiss)
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Blair: Is there a reason you're here?
Serena: Stay. Don't let these things make you run away like it did me. Like it does everybody in our world.
Blair: Every thing's horrible. My whole life is falling apart.
Serena: So, rebuild it. You're a Waldorf, remember? People don't tell you who you are, you tell them. Stay and fight. I'll fight with you.
Blair: I'm so embarrassed. I'm so...
Serena: So, what? Start over. It can be done, I should know. We can get through this together.
Blair: Promise?
Serena: Promise. (hugs Blair)
Serena: Stay. Don't let these things make you run away like it did me. Like it does everybody in our world.
Blair: Every thing's horrible. My whole life is falling apart.
Serena: So, rebuild it. You're a Waldorf, remember? People don't tell you who you are, you tell them. Stay and fight. I'll fight with you.
Blair: I'm so embarrassed. I'm so...
Serena: So, what? Start over. It can be done, I should know. We can get through this together.
Blair: Promise?
Serena: Promise. (hugs Blair)
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Blair: Did you tell Dan I slept with Chuck?
Serena: What?
Blair: You did, didn't you? You told your low rent boyfriend and he told his social climbing sister who wears my hand-me-downs who blabbed to Nate!
Serena: No, Blair - Dan and Jenny aren't like that. They would never do that.
Blair: You don't get it, do you? The rules are different for the Serena van der Woodsens of the world. People expect you to be party and be wild, sleep with whoever you want, run away, come back...You shot your reputation to hell a long time ago. It doesn't matter what you do but I'm a Waldorf!
Serena: Well since you and your reputation obviously don't need me and my low rent tastes, you and the Waldorf name can weather this storm alone.
Blair: I will.
Serena: What?
Blair: You did, didn't you? You told your low rent boyfriend and he told his social climbing sister who wears my hand-me-downs who blabbed to Nate!
Serena: No, Blair - Dan and Jenny aren't like that. They would never do that.
Blair: You don't get it, do you? The rules are different for the Serena van der Woodsens of the world. People expect you to be party and be wild, sleep with whoever you want, run away, come back...You shot your reputation to hell a long time ago. It doesn't matter what you do but I'm a Waldorf!
Serena: Well since you and your reputation obviously don't need me and my low rent tastes, you and the Waldorf name can weather this storm alone.
Blair: I will.
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Blair: You're all I have left.
Chuck: Actually, you don't even have me.
Blair: Enough.
Chuck: I'll try to be more succinct. You held a certain fascination when you were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like...one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
Chuck: Actually, you don't even have me.
Blair: Enough.
Chuck: I'll try to be more succinct. You held a certain fascination when you were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like...one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
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Blair: Cat! Cat! Cat! Ew!
Nate: You don't have a cat, Jenny.
Blair: My name is Blair.
Nate: You don't have anyone. [Smirking]
Blair: But I'm Blair! I'M BLAIR!!!
[Blair gets woken up by Dorota from her dream]
Nate: You don't have a cat, Jenny.
Blair: My name is Blair.
Nate: You don't have anyone. [Smirking]
Blair: But I'm Blair! I'M BLAIR!!!
[Blair gets woken up by Dorota from her dream]
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Blair: What's happening?
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
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Serena: What are you doing?
Erik: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Brigita.
Serena: No, no, he should not meet Brigita! He's fourteen! Avoid this person.
Chuck: Do I have to remind you, Serena, that you USED to have a sense of humor?
Serena: No! [gives death stare]
Erik: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Brigita.
Serena: No, no, he should not meet Brigita! He's fourteen! Avoid this person.
Chuck: Do I have to remind you, Serena, that you USED to have a sense of humor?
Serena: No! [gives death stare]
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Lily[to Serena]: Oh, don't put your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...
[Erik chuckles at Chuck's comment]
Chuck: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...
[Erik chuckles at Chuck's comment]
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Serena: Constance bad-girl-turned-good, Serena van der Woodsen, moves in with, Chuck Bass.
[Blair laughs]
[Blair laughs]
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Serena: B, I say this out of love. But you being a bitch is what got dairy in your hair in the first place, okay? Be nice and neutral and things will swing back to normal. You're the Queen Bee, just let nature take its course.
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Blair: What does she think she's doing?
Serena: She's giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. C'mon, be nice!
Jenny: Serena, I know you're doing something with Dan tonight. But Blair, um, we're all going to Butter and I was wondering if you wanted to join us?
Serena: She'd be delighted. YES! [Serena claps for excitement] BUTTER!
Jenny: Great.
Serena: Great! [Serena smiling happily]
Blair: Very nice.
Serena: Thank you.
Serena: She's giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. C'mon, be nice!
Jenny: Serena, I know you're doing something with Dan tonight. But Blair, um, we're all going to Butter and I was wondering if you wanted to join us?
Serena: She'd be delighted. YES! [Serena claps for excitement] BUTTER!
Jenny: Great.
Serena: Great! [Serena smiling happily]
Blair: Very nice.
Serena: Thank you.
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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say: A man is a good thing to come home for. But an even better thing to come home with. Ain't karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.
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Nate: Hey, so, I may have told Blair you told me the truth about her and Chuck. And I'm sure she didn't applaud to that. Look, you don't know what you're dealing with here.
Jenny: I'm not scared of Blair, Nate.
Nate: No, I'm not talking about... I'm talking about your new circle. I mean, they've been friends with Blair since forever and look what they're doing to her! You fall out of line, what do you think is going to happen to you?
Jenny: Well, then, I won't fall out of line.
Nate: I'm not saying you're going to... Look, just, you're not like those girls, Jenny.
Jenny: That's weird, Nate. You'd think they're my friends, so we'd have some stuff in common.
Nate: Okay. Well, I will give you this - you've got good aim.
Jenny: I'm not scared of Blair, Nate.
Nate: No, I'm not talking about... I'm talking about your new circle. I mean, they've been friends with Blair since forever and look what they're doing to her! You fall out of line, what do you think is going to happen to you?
Jenny: Well, then, I won't fall out of line.
Nate: I'm not saying you're going to... Look, just, you're not like those girls, Jenny.
Jenny: That's weird, Nate. You'd think they're my friends, so we'd have some stuff in common.
Nate: Okay. Well, I will give you this - you've got good aim.
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Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime. C'mon, um, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it sometime. C'mon, um, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
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Nate: Next time your sister's band is in town, I want front row seats.
Vanessa: [laughs] You don't strike me as a lesbian punk fan.
Nate: You know, I'm almost offended by how much you underestimate me, Miss Abrams.
Vanessa: You like punk?
Nate: Oh, I didn't hear you... You said punk? Because you had me at lesbian.
Vanessa: [laughs] Right. Didn't see that coming.
Vanessa: [laughs] You don't strike me as a lesbian punk fan.
Nate: You know, I'm almost offended by how much you underestimate me, Miss Abrams.
Vanessa: You like punk?
Nate: Oh, I didn't hear you... You said punk? Because you had me at lesbian.
Vanessa: [laughs] Right. Didn't see that coming.
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Nate: Think your parents would adopt an seventeen-year-old?
[Vanessa laughs]
Nate: Maybe?
[Vanessa laughs]
Nate: Maybe?
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Nate: So...
Vanessa: So...
Nate: I guess this is goodnight, then?
Vanessa: I don't live here, you know.
Nate: No, I know.
Vanessa: I'm just grabbing my laptop.
Nate: Oh. [Nate looks as if he really wants to kiss Vanessa]
Vanessa: Do you want to come inside?
Nate: Umm... [looks inside shop]
[awkwardness between Vanessa and Nate]
Vanessa: God, this does feel like that doorstep moment.
Nate: And what moment would that be?
[Nate looks at Vanessa and kisses her]
Vanessa: So...
Nate: I guess this is goodnight, then?
Vanessa: I don't live here, you know.
Nate: No, I know.
Vanessa: I'm just grabbing my laptop.
Nate: Oh. [Nate looks as if he really wants to kiss Vanessa]
Vanessa: Do you want to come inside?
Nate: Umm... [looks inside shop]
[awkwardness between Vanessa and Nate]
Vanessa: God, this does feel like that doorstep moment.
Nate: And what moment would that be?
[Nate looks at Vanessa and kisses her]
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Serena: You don't even talk to her. Why do you care how she does?
Blair: Nelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!
Serena: And they say you've lost your edge...
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki! [Serena laughs] Ew, gross, incoming Chuck. You coming?
Serena: No, I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety? [grins at Serena]
Serena: Bye Blair.
Blair: Nelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!
Serena: And they say you've lost your edge...
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki! [Serena laughs] Ew, gross, incoming Chuck. You coming?
Serena: No, I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety? [grins at Serena]
Serena: Bye Blair.
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[a dog barks and chases a ball that landed near Dan]
Dan: Yo, hey buddy, there you go.
Georgina: Oh, awww, Georgie, hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.
Dan: Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.
Georgina: Really. Do you have any?
Dan: No, uh, we used to have a cat, uh, but, you know, sister, allergies. Now he lives with my aunt in Florida. Never calls, never writes, never visits...it's all very depressing.
Dan: Yo, hey buddy, there you go.
Georgina: Oh, awww, Georgie, hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.
Dan: Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.
Georgina: Really. Do you have any?
Dan: No, uh, we used to have a cat, uh, but, you know, sister, allergies. Now he lives with my aunt in Florida. Never calls, never writes, never visits...it's all very depressing.
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Georgina: Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]
Dan: I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]
Dan: I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]
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Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago! And just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a delicious dish in his own right!
Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago! And just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a delicious dish in his own right!
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Serena: This is you. Just be yourself!
Blair: [after being humiliated by Catherine] She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket.
Serena: Fine. While you stand here and feel sorry for yourself and denigrate the fine people of Kentwood, I'm gonna go find Dan.
Blair: [after being humiliated by Catherine] She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket.
Serena: Fine. While you stand here and feel sorry for yourself and denigrate the fine people of Kentwood, I'm gonna go find Dan.
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Georgina: Oh, hi, sweetie. Let me just call someone to... [Serena cuts in]
Serena: I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Georgina: Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
Serena: It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.
Georgina: [snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]
Serena: It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.
Serena: I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Georgina: Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
Serena: It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.
Georgina: [snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]
Serena: It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.
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