Gossip Girl Quotes
Blair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
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Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
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Georgina: Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
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Photographer: Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?
Chuck: Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
Chuck: Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
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Jenny: People change, Chuck.
Chuck: Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Jenny: Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Chuck: Maybe we can make her reconsider
Chuck: Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Jenny: Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Chuck: Maybe we can make her reconsider
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Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
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Nate: How have you never heard of Olivia Burke?! I thought you lived in Brooklyn, not a cave.
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Bree: We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
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Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
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Chuck: I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
Carter: Or?
Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
Carter: Or?
Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
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Olivia: [to V] When you talked me out of meeting Dan's parents, you said it was because they looked down at Hollywood people.
Dan: And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.
Dan: And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.
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Blair : Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!
Chuck : Hey Blair.
Nate : Blair..
Chuck : Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?
Blair : Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?
Chuck : ...
Blair : Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [goes to the other room]
Chuck : The last time I saw blair that freakishly calm...
Nate : ...Was when Serena left for boarding school.
Chuck : And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.
Nate : What is she and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck : Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone].
Nate : Can you even fight about that?
Blair : You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!
Chuck : Hey Blair.
Nate : Blair..
Chuck : Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?
Blair : Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?
Chuck : ...
Blair : Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [goes to the other room]
Chuck : The last time I saw blair that freakishly calm...
Nate : ...Was when Serena left for boarding school.
Chuck : And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.
Nate : What is she and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck : Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone].
Nate : Can you even fight about that?
Blair : You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!
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Gossip Girl: No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape, everything catches up to you at the end and when it does, it usually kicks your ass.
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Lily: Rufus, teenage girls are nightmares, as soon as they realize that you’ll love them no matter what they do, you lose all your power, you just have to wait until they finish college.
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Dorota: But this is pretty romantic thing he’s doing, if not going is never having chuck in your life again, are you prepared to leave like that?
Blair: yes, but even if I’m not, if you let me go anywhere in 34 street there won’t be a miracle but a massacre, now put on your walking shoes; we’re going on a date.
Blair: yes, but even if I’m not, if you let me go anywhere in 34 street there won’t be a miracle but a massacre, now put on your walking shoes; we’re going on a date.
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Chuck: so, if you wouldn’t mind I have some business to attend to…
Georgina: maybe I could just wait until you get back?
Chuck: Or I can see you out now… it's either me or security.
Georgina: maybe I could just wait until you get back?
Chuck: Or I can see you out now… it's either me or security.
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Serena: what time is it?
Dan: later than we ever wanted to be …but that would be morning.
Dan: later than we ever wanted to be …but that would be morning.
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Serena: last night…
Dan: Don’t even finish those words, unless… unless they end with was a mistake, I mean right?
Serena: right, my thoughts exactly, I mean we… we’re both in relationships
Dan: yeah, yeah it was totally meaningless
Serena: I mean we… just fell sleep
Dan: yeah, after a entire bottle of wine, and a lot of taking
Serena: and one kiss…
Dan: did that even happen?, I’m not sure that even happened…
Dan: Don’t even finish those words, unless… unless they end with was a mistake, I mean right?
Serena: right, my thoughts exactly, I mean we… we’re both in relationships
Dan: yeah, yeah it was totally meaningless
Serena: I mean we… just fell sleep
Dan: yeah, after a entire bottle of wine, and a lot of taking
Serena: and one kiss…
Dan: did that even happen?, I’m not sure that even happened…
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Dan: That was a mistake, it was completely gravity, it was gravity… you went for the hug I went for the…
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Gossip Girl: I used to think that S and lonely boy were the most boring couple on the upper East side, but what makes them actually great together… is when they’re supposed to be with other people…
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Blair: we all try on old clothes, from time to time, my be surprised when they still fit, but that doesn’t mean we should wear them again… EVER.
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Dan: Absolutely, I don’t wanna jeopardize my friendship with Nate, or my relationship with Vanessa, as much as you don’t wanna jeopardize your relationship with Nate, or your friendship with Vanessa, are you friends with Vanessa?
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Nate: What your dad did was very wrong Serena…
Serena: That was not for you to decide.
Serena: That was not for you to decide.
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Jenny: Blair, what are you doing here?
Blair: someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve, that it's me who gets to do it it’s just the cherry on top.
Jenny: Bring it on. I knew when I sent the blast there would be fall out.
Blair: When’re you gonna get it? For three years you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you’ll never be a part of it, no matter what you do. This isn't copy cat dressing in Constance, or dumping dairy on your best friends head to prove a point, this is Nate and Serena, that’s mythic, you don’t mess with that and survive, you’re hurting people I love, you’re hurting people you love…
Jenny: I wasn’t trying to…
Blair: Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa “god knows why”, and Chuck loves me, but you Jenny, no one loves you, except your daddy, and after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore… well I guess you’ll find out now…
Blair: someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve, that it's me who gets to do it it’s just the cherry on top.
Jenny: Bring it on. I knew when I sent the blast there would be fall out.
Blair: When’re you gonna get it? For three years you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you’ll never be a part of it, no matter what you do. This isn't copy cat dressing in Constance, or dumping dairy on your best friends head to prove a point, this is Nate and Serena, that’s mythic, you don’t mess with that and survive, you’re hurting people I love, you’re hurting people you love…
Jenny: I wasn’t trying to…
Blair: Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa “god knows why”, and Chuck loves me, but you Jenny, no one loves you, except your daddy, and after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore… well I guess you’ll find out now…
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Dan: Blair, life is giving you signs, and you’re ignoring them because you’re afraid of the thing they're signalling you to do, but then you think, what if the signs are good for a reason and ignoring them makes me a coward?
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Nate: No, a kiss is not nothing, People don’t just kiss because they’re upset, people kiss because they have feeling for each other. So do you?
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