Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair Waldorf : Thanks for making sure I got home okay.
Nate Archibald: Your welcome. I wanted to make sure you're fine.. which you are so..

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Blair Waldorf: Wait... stay.

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Chuck: Friends? That makes total sense. There's no spark between you two. Never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match, a rusty hammer and an icy nail.
Blair: Nate and I had.. had plenty of spark. Better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.

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Blair Waldorf: You know what I just thinking? Jennifer Aniston is totally fine now. I'm sure Brad doesnt even feel bad anymore.
Nate Archibald: (giggles) Uhh okay.
Blair Waldorf: I mean, I'm sure there were some colateral damage which is always sad but his fate lay with Angelina, and he knew that. So he had a tough conversation and moved on.
Nate Archibald: This is your way of saying I should break up with Vanessa....? So that me and you can...
Blair Waldorf: ...embrace our fate, yes.

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Blair: Nate was so nice. Being around him wasnt hard, it didnt hurt.. until now. I MISS MY FRIEND, NATE.

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Gossip girl: Sometimes a queen has to make a choice...A castle with a white knight or a quest with a dark prince?

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Serena: Chuck why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her, but I can't make her happy

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Blair: You don't sound like yourself
Georgina: That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever
Blair: Where are you?
Georgina: Taking care of what you obviously couldn't
Blair: I don't think Jesus would approve of that
Georgina: Well, you can tell Jesus the bitch is back

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Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

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Blair: If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet

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Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started

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[Rufus is playing a short melody on his guitar.]

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Rufus (to Dan): You going to Nate's party?
Dan: Nah, I thought Vanessa and I would hit a movie instead.

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[Rufus puts down his guitar.]

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Dan: ...and away we go.
Rufus: Alright, it's your last party of high school. Now I know don't love your classmates, but you just shared four years with them. And, I suspect there are maybe a couple people you want to try and stay friends with...or at least one person.
Dan: Yeah, Serena said kinda the same thing. How am I going to get these sage moments of wisdom when I'm in my dorm at NYU?
Rufus: I'll appear to you like Obi-Wan. Now go, young jedi.

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[Dan laughs.]

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Rufus: Have fun.

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Blair: What do you think about my coat?
Chuck: I Like it...Why?
Blair: And now?
Chuck: Even better..
Blair: Aaand...what about my headband?
Chuck: I..admire it
Blair: And...my stocking?
Chuck: Oh I adore them
Blair: My dress?
Chuck: I worship it
Blair: How do you feel about me?....Say it...
Chuck: I.....

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Blair: Why aren't you in Europe?
Chuck: I was in Paris, but only to get your favourite macaroons from Pierre Hermès
Blair: And Germany?
Chuck: To pick up your favourite Falke stockings, you know how I adore them.
Blair: What are you doing here then?
Chuck: You were right. I was a coward running away again. Everywhere I went, you caught up with me so I have to come back.
Blair: I Wanna believe you, but I can't. You hurt me too many times.
Chuck: You can believe me this time.
Blair: Oh, that's it?
Chuck: I love you too. [they kiss]
Blair: Like, can you say it twice [they kiss again] No, I'm serious, say it twice
Chuck: I love you, I love you, that's three, four, I love you.
Gossip Girl: XOXO, Gossip Girl

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Chuck: We could never be boring.
Blair: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

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Chuck: You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?

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Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on valentino's yacht.
Jenny: Thats not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentinos yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, thats what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of-
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!

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Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.

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Gossip Girl: They are - a bunch of friends, in which Serena, who slept with Dan, who was sleeping with Vanessa, who slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair, who slept with Nate who slept with Serena.

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Georgina: My parents said it was either bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina: Oh, I still hold him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.

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Katie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?

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Bree: You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.

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Chuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.

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Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.

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Blair: I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She stole my shoes?

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